What do you think what was your best review,and what the worst?

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#1  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
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#2  Edited By 02sfraser

Your title makes no sense

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#3  Edited By jeffgoldblum
@02sfraser said:

" Your title makes no sense "

I think you can figure it out. Don't be a dick.
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#4  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@02sfraser: It was all that fit into there! Also,how come,and where the fuck are your reviews?!
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#5  Edited By ajamafalous

You bumped after 20 minutes? These forums don't move exceptionally fast, especially this early in the morning. Give it time.
 
Also, the mods don't particularly care for content-less bumps.
 
 
EDIT: And now that other people posted you deleted your bump post :/

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#6  Edited By Donkey

the one with the text

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#7  Edited By Donkey

For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews. 
 
Case closed.

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#8  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.
 
Case closed
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#9  Edited By Donkey
@HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.  Case closed "
Yes, they do.
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@Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.  Case closed "
Yes, they do. "
Yea,though,you don't know that,because you haven't read one single fucking review. I was just interested (and thought it COULD be interesting) in people's opinions on their shit!
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#11  Edited By Donkey
@HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.  Case closed "
Yes, they do. "
Yea,though,you don't know that,because you haven't read one single fucking review. I was just interested (and thought it COULD be interesting) in people's opinions on their shit! "
I did read your reviews. 
 
Also, opinions on shit? That's disgusting. Live out your weird fetishes some place else.
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@Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.  Case closed "
Yes, they do. "
Yea,though,you don't know that,because you haven't read one single fucking review. I was just interested (and thought it COULD be interesting) in people's opinions on their shit! "
I did read your reviews.  Also, opinions on shit? That's disgusting. Live out your weird fetishes some place else. "
You did? Sure. Also i actually laughed at that opinions on shit part :P
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#13  Edited By JJWeatherman
@HoldOnToYourAsses: Pro-Tip: You should try using the space bar after a comma.
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@JJWeatherman said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses: Pro-Tip: You should try using the space bar after a comma. "
I just can't bring myself to it. Post your reviews man!
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#15  Edited By JJWeatherman

Well this review is obviously my best. Obviously. 
 
I'll say my worst is this one
 
I honestly have no clue what's even in that CoD review. I just know that I originally wrote it back in the Gamespot days, so it can't be very good.

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#16  Edited By luce

I'd much rather hold on to my ass then read

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#17  Edited By Karmum

On Giant Bomb? I think I only have one or two on the website, and both of which are like two years old. Neither of which are good now, and my other reviews were when I was writing for a website...
 
I dunno. Reminds me that I should get back to writing.

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@luce said:
" I'd much rather hold on to my ass then read "
Don't you EVER get tired of that fucking pun?!
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#19  Edited By luce
@HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @luce said:
" I'd much rather hold on to my ass then read "
Don't you EVER get tired of that fucking pun?! "
Hell no
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@luce said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @luce said:
" I'd much rather hold on to my ass then read "
Don't you EVER get tired of that fucking pun?! "
Hell no "
You are a horrible,horrible person. In an awesome kind of way
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#21  Edited By Video_Game_King

My favorite's probably the FF13 one I did, and my least favorite is the Super Smash Bros Melee review I didn't bother posting here because it's so shit.

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#22  Edited By eroticfishcake

I've only got one review but that's only because I really liked the game and nobody wrote a review on it yet. So it's my best and worst.

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#23  Edited By Yummylee

My best is probably my review for Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening. As for my worst...well I don't know there's so many to choose from. One of my earlier ones I just copy and pasted from my gamespot profile more than likely.

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#24  Edited By SumDeus

I've only had two reviews, but I thought they were both pretty good. Red Dead Redemption and Just Cause 2. I'd appreciate it if I could get some feedback. User reviews don't seem to get nearly as much attention as the staff reviews.

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#25  Edited By Geno

I haven't written very many reviews, but the one for Guild Wars was okay I suppose. My worst review is easily that of Half Life 2; I dislike the game, so therefore I gave it 2/5. However I provided poor justification that wasn't quite in depth enough to warrant the score. I've taken it down until I can write a proper review of it someday. 

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#26  Edited By HitmanAgent47

What a great suggestion, I didn't actually write a review yet. I'm sure I can write good reviews, however I can be bias against certain exclusives. Maybe i'll just stick to the games I like. Maybe i'm going to write a review for just cause 2.

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#27  Edited By eroticfishcake
@SumDeus: I was just flicking through your reviews. Just so you know, most people generally aren't very fond of segmented reviews (dividing the game into categories like graphics and gameplay and so fourth). It's probably not my place to say this but they look pretty short in comparison to most reviews I've read before.
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#28  Edited By SumDeus
@eroticfishcake:  Well I'm fond of segmented reviews because they're short and to the point. I hate reading novels people post as reviews no matter how detailed they are. But I suppose if that's what's regarded as a well-written review, I'll try my next review in that format.
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#29  Edited By eroticfishcake
@SumDeus: Yeah I know what you mean since theoretically, it sounds like a good idea. Personally I don't have any problem with them myself but people are pretty picky these days. 
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#30  Edited By 02sfraser
@HoldOnToYourAsses:  Never said I had any reviews. Was just saying you might want to change the title so it makes sense.
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#31  Edited By FluxWaveZ

I've never done a review.

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#32  Edited By habster3
@HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @luce said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @luce said:
" I'd much rather hold on to my ass then read "
Don't you EVER get tired of that fucking pun?! "
Hell no "
You are an awesome person. In an awesome kind of way "

In a VERY awesome kind of way.
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#33  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

I think I read that title about five times before thinking "Okay, it's not just me reading it funny". Despite being on the site since launch I haven't actually done many reviews on here but I hope to write quite a few more in the future. The worst reviews I have written are definitely the old reviews I wrote back on Gamespot when I was a young teenager but I think my best review so far is my Portal review. It's not the greatest thing ever written but I'm pretty proud of it.

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#34  Edited By CaptainObvious

USE SPACE AFTER POINTS GODDAMNIT. 
 
LIKE THIS: Hey man, what's up? NOT THIS: Hey man,what's up?

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@02sfraser said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses:  Never said I had any reviews. Was just saying you might want to change the title so it makes sense. "
I can't
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#36  Edited By mikemcn
@HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @02sfraser said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses:  Never said I had any reviews. Was just saying you might want to change the title so it makes sense. "
I can't "
End of argument, get on topic people.
 
Anyways, Ive only made two reviews and both were really for the sake of trying out the user review system, so they really we're both poorly written, i'd say my best was The Age of Empire III review, and the worst was my Call of Duty 2 review.
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#37  Edited By AlwaysAngry
This is the only review I wrote. I thought it was amazing, but it didn't great feedback... 
 
 
All of you should read it and tell me what you think. Even if it's negative, I really want to know. People just dislike and then don't say anything, and it makes me angry!