What do you think when you look in the mirror?

A simple question. When you look in the mirror, what comes to mind?

I wonder why people make nonsense threads like this, as it happens.

I had a lot of acne as a teenager and I still look for them every time I see my face in a mirror. I still get some from time to time, despite being 23 years old. You'd think they'd be gone by now.

So, more often than not: "No zits? Great! Stop looking at yourself in the mirror."

I wonder why people make nonsense threads like this, as it happens.

OOooO-la-la

@Galiant said:

I had a lot of acne as a teenager and I still look for them every time I see my face in a mirror. I still get some from time to time, despite being 23 years old. You'd think they'd be gone by now.

So, more often than not: "No zits? Great! Stop looking at yourself in the mirror."

This is basically what I think. Even down to the age. But then I get over it and realise I'm super hot, and fuck the zits. Yes, I'm self-delusional.

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Lookin' fine!

Constant shame.

@H2Oyea said:

@FLStyle said:

I wonder why people make nonsense threads like this, as it happens.

That's what you think when you look in the mirror? You must have a pretty non-eventful life.

Incredibly non-eventful. So much so that I'm going post a nonsense thread about what people think about while they look in the mirror to pass the time. Oh wait.

i look at my chest for some strange reason.  im a guy yet i make sure that my pecs look big....  that sounds really gay

"Waitaminute... if I'm here, then WHO AM I LOOKING AT!? OH GOD, THERE'S ANOTHER ME!"  
 
Existential crisis several times a day. It gets tiring, man. 

crippling depression, sadness, anger

There is a god, and he has black hair.

My beard intimidates me. I then threaten to shave it off.

A: Man, why is the skin around my lip always so dry? It looks like I have a light mustache.

B: Man, why aren't you better at stuff?

C: That is a sweet-ass guitar you're holding there.

D: You would get laid more if you actually bothered to try.

@supermike6 said:

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Lookin' fine!

This, but with much classier language.

@supermike6 said:

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Lookin' fine!

This, but with much classier language.

I wish I was Batman.

Hey you. I wonder why more ladies aren't up on's.

Shave, you bitch.
 
I still won't anyway...

@jkuc316 said:

That doesn't work. If she's looking into the blue portal, she'd see the side of her head, she can never look straight at herself...PARADOX!

@jkuc316 said:

That doesn't work. If she's looking into the blue portal, she'd see the side of her head, she can never look straight at herself...PARADOX!

"God fucking damnit I have to shave again"

It hurts to remember.

I think "that's me"

Sober: "Don't look so grumpy, and yes you have a pointy chin" (or some other inside joke)

High: "Lulz hey d00d, what time is it now like 5 in the morning? Time for one more amirite lmao"

Shrooms: "Oh my god, I am a holographic shard of the universe experiencing itself subjectively, I can see my father and my mother in my face, I realize I am a continuation of an evolutionary momentum that has gone on since the dawn of man and before that on a more primordial chemical or even quantum level! I am a mere frequency tuned in to one specific realization of potentiality in space-time!"

Mirrors are fun.

To shave or not to shave today.

I'd hit it.

Tim, you are incredibly lucky to have found a lady that will sleep with you

I also have dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes, but very rarely, once or twice a year, I'll look at myself in a mirror and have the very eery, very profound feeling that who ever is standing there is not me. Generally I become paralyzed, because I'm not under the impression that I have a body. I see the person standing there, and I know everything about them, but I "know" they aren't me.
 
And that lasts for about 10 harrowing seconds and I shake it off and keep going with my day. Basically it's very very low grade multiple personality disorder. It means I had a shitty childhood.

"Yup, that's me alright."

Dayum! Why, hello there good lookin!
 
You disgusting piece of shit.

"You know, maybe I should buy the new mirror people are trying to sell by taking pictures of their mirror... What, that's not what they're doing? they're taking pictures of themselves?! Did the retards not figure out that there at those fancy timers on cameras? they've been ther for ages! I fucking lost faith in humanity"

holy shit what happened.

I'll think of this thread.

My mind can't associate the look of my face to my actual consciousness, so it just looks like a stranger.

Not much, i just get a raging erection.

That's a nice beard.

Bad bad things.

@Ragdrazi said:

I also have dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes, but very rarely, once or twice a year, I'll look at myself in a mirror and have the very eery, very profound feeling that who ever is standing there is not me. Generally I become paralyzed, because I'm not under the impression that I have a body. I see the person standing there, and I know everything about them, but I "know" they aren't me. And that lasts for about 10 harrowing seconds and I shake it off and keep going with my day. Basically it's very very low grade multiple personality disorder. It means I had a shitty childhood.

Now who ever said that these thread are worthless?

This also happens to me, very rarely and I have not been able to put it into words before now, but there are times when I avoid looking at myself in the mirror for fear of it happening.

Damn...this is kinda depressing..

"Would you fuck me? I would fuck me."   Naturally I'm fully nude and tucking at the same time.

@Ragdrazi said:

I also have dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes, but very rarely, once or twice a year, I'll look at myself in a mirror and have the very eery, very profound feeling that who ever is standing there is not me. Generally I become paralyzed, because I'm not under the impression that I have a body. I see the person standing there, and I know everything about them, but I "know" they aren't me. And that lasts for about 10 harrowing seconds and I shake it off and keep going with my day. Basically it's very very low grade multiple personality disorder. It means I had a shitty childhood.

Now who ever said that these thread are worthless?

This also happens to me, very rarely and I have not been able to put it into words before now, but there are times when I avoid looking at myself in the mirror for fear of it happening.

Damn...this is kinda depressing..

I checked myself out in the bathroom mirror for like 20 minutes yesterday. That blazer I got from Zara was just too good.

@Ragdrazi: Well I meant it as in "it's really kind of depressing how I keep discovering new ways in which I'm fucked up"

But thank you.

"Why can't I grow a beard?" 
 
Then "Why would I want to?"

"I fucking hate you."