What does Dan get from Taco Bell?

Hey, duders.

Currently hungry and decided Taco Bell seems to be the right choice. Problem is I have not had Taco Bell in over a few years, I do not know what to get. I figured me and my girlfriend would give his order a shot for fun. I remeber around the time when he first joined he said what his 'go-to' order was, but I have not found it anywhere.

Does anyone know it?

So, a lot of it is really bad. They put way too much sauce on everything. However, I fucking love meximelts! Bypass anything that has sour cream unless you absolutely love sour cream. You'll be swimming in it.

Ask for the manager's special.

Trick question, it all has mayonaisse in it one way or another

My usual is four soft tacos with no lettuce. Just meat and cheese, like a goddamn American.

@spiceninja said:

A shortened lifespan.

Pure, sexual ecstasy.

Start at 4:48 you can hear his order: https://youtu.be/JDkfo1kzwgg?t=4m48s

@shozo: I didn't like this cashier, he sounded condescending. When I'm at Taco Bell I need to be in a judgement free zone.

Not enough.

I think his favorite is the triple steak stack, which is only offered for a limited time. Dan is also a fan of the quesaritos, I think. Possibly steak, maybe chicken.

good luck duder.

Fiery Gordita Crunch. All day everyday until you die, which would be in about half a week living off of Gorditas

Also don't believe the lies Dan and Jason spew. Those captain crunch balls suck like a vaccuum that listens to Nickleback

I enjoy the grilled stuffed nacho and the thing Danny had on the last UPF.

@perryvandell: Amen brother! In all the time I've been to Taco Bell in my 25 short years of existence, I've only gotten a soft taco (or 5 of them). You can't beat perfect.