What interesting questions have you asked Apple's Siri?

I haven't got an iPhone 4S yet, but for those of you who have; what questions have you asked apple's voice assistant software Siri and what answers did she give?  
 
IGN's tech crew asked Siri where to hide a dead body and surprisingly it provided some pretty good answers. Check it out in the video below. You can skip to 1.20 min to see and hear her answer on death or just watch the whole thing, it's short.
 
  

Wow that's great. I haven't broken down and gotten an iPhone yet but this makes me all the more likely to, just based on the volumes of stupid question I can ask it

Ask it if it'll marry you. It gives a funny response.

Request that it kill itself. See what happens.

Huh, I hadn't seen Siri ''in action'' yet, only heard about it. It's pretty cool.

I have to get a phone at some point, and I'm really thinking about getting that one.

Ask it if the south will ever rise again.

will asked it who was ryan davis and it couldn't answer

http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/

I really want an iPhone now.

All that stuff is just awesome.

It's like the put a "vulnerable" version of GlaDOS in there.

Different voices for siri would be awesome and GlaDOS would be awesome.

I don't care if Siri works all that well in practice. If it starts here, then I am ok with that.

This is awesome. Full stop.

@tfsteefs said:

@Brendan said:

I don't care if Siri works all that well in practice. If it starts here, then I am ok with that.

It actually really does. Takes natural language like a champ. You can talk to it like a person, rather than yell at it like a computer.

It's cool to hear it works well. I was watching the Tested OctoberKast and it wasn't picking up Will's question, and the guys were saying that with the exception of simple tasks such as searching and texting it hit or miss (like Kinect). If your experience was better then that's good.

Is it legal for it to show where to get hookers? Does it show you the nearest drug dealers as well?

Siri seems cool, but it's something that is fun for a day and then you forget about it. Still it's a step towards Star Trek and that's awesome.

@Dany said:

Different voices for siri would be awesome and GlaDOS would be awesome.

Maybe there is a way to do that? I mean, if you have it jailbroken anyway.

@tfsteefs: Would have been amazing if it was Caroline instead of Karen.

How taco?

Someone! Call it Diane/Zach and talk into it like a tape recorder. I need to know if they thought of that. XD

Ask it what sort of person is stupid enough to buy an iPhone.

@MaFoLu said:

As soon as someone replaces the voice with GLaDOS, I think I have to get an iPhone 4S...

Damn right

and apple is gathering all this data and sending it to the proper authorities... heh