What is something you would like to ride on?

Thanks to this thread for reminding me about this:

If it was something real, a Bugatti Veyron.. I want to ride ontop of that beautiful piece of car!

@TeflonBilly said:

Zooey Deschanel

@TeflonBilly said:

Zooey Deschanel

Wouldn't that assume she's 'strapping it on'?

@TeflonBilly said:

Zooey Deschanel

Glad someone took it there right away.

@andriv said:

Strong answer.

Antonio Banderas.

@MikeGosot said:

@N7 said:

@TheWholeDamnShow: It's Metal Gear REX. A bi-pedal tank capable of launching nuclear devices.

Why would somebody want a tank that shoots nuclear devices if you already got ICBMs? That's a serious question!

Its because ICBM's can be detected by radar, but Metal Gear can launch nukes under the radar all stealthy like due to the rail gun attached to Metal Gear Rex. See, the rail gun made it possible to launch nukes without a propulsion system which in turn would keep the payload from being detected on radar.

How could you not know that? I mean the plot was so simple.

The chick from Chuck.

and Mass Effect.

http://www.cedarpoint.com/rides/Roller-Coasters/Top-Thrill-Dragster

@MikeGosot said:

@N7 said:

@TheWholeDamnShow: It's Metal Gear REX. A bi-pedal tank capable of launching nuclear devices.

Why would somebody want a tank that shoots nuclear devices if you already got ICBMs? That's a serious question!

Its because ICBM's can be detected by radar, but Metal Gear can launch nukes under the radar all stealthy like due to the rail gun attached to Metal Gear Rex. See, the rail gun made it possible to launch nukes without a propulsion system which in turn would keep the payload from being detected on radar.

How could you not know that? I mean the plot was so simple.

@MikeGosot said:

@Omega said:

@MikeGosot said:

@N7 said:

@TheWholeDamnShow: It's Metal Gear REX. A bi-pedal tank capable of launching nuclear devices.

Why would somebody want a tank that shoots nuclear devices if you already got ICBMs? That's a serious question!

Its because ICBM's can be detected by radar, but Metal Gear can launch nukes under the radar all stealthy like due to the rail gun attached to Metal Gear Rex. See, the rail gun made it possible to launch nukes without a propulsion system which in turn would keep the payload from being detected on radar.

How could you not know that? I mean the plot was so simple.

I never played a Metal Gear game.

You know what? Fuck you guys.

You ALL could have easily just replied to one another without quoting me over and over again. I will have my vengeance. YOU ALL ARE ON MY LIST.

I've always wanted to swim with and hang onto a Whale Shark. They're so fucking cool.

A Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus.

@TeflonBilly said:

Zooey Deschanel

So, she would be the one with the cock then?

Your mother.

Yeah!..... wait not in that way you perverts!

A gundam mobile suit. Or Alison Brie if we're still doing celebrities.

A billboard.

Oh, you have no idea.

@TheWholeDamnShow said:

@MikeGosot said:

@Omega said:

@MikeGosot said:

@N7 said:

@TheWholeDamnShow: It's Metal Gear REX. A bi-pedal tank capable of launching nuclear devices.

Why would somebody want a tank that shoots nuclear devices if you already got ICBMs? That's a serious question!

Its because ICBM's can be detected by radar, but Metal Gear can launch nukes under the radar all stealthy like due to the rail gun attached to Metal Gear Rex. See, the rail gun made it possible to launch nukes without a propulsion system which in turn would keep the payload from being detected on radar.

How could you not know that? I mean the plot was so simple.

I never played a Metal Gear game.

You know what? Fuck you guys.

You ALL could have easily just replied to one another without quoting me over and over again. I will have my vengeance. YOU ALL ARE ON MY LIST.

Don't you mean Revengeance?

@Napalm said:

@TeflonBilly said:

Zooey Deschanel

So, she would be the one with the cock then?

Not necessarily. I am a rather limber and flexible person ;)

I wouldn't care either way, just lemme look into those big blues and make he hoarse voice hit that "O"-note and I'm happy.

Probably a colossus from Shadow of &c. I don't know how anything competes with riding a mountain.

@AngelN7: I would advise some flame-retardant pants either way.

dragonzord

@TheWholeDamnShow said:

@MikeGosot said:

@Omega said:

@MikeGosot said:

@N7 said:

@TheWholeDamnShow: It's Metal Gear REX. A bi-pedal tank capable of launching nuclear devices.

Why would somebody want a tank that shoots nuclear devices if you already got ICBMs? That's a serious question!

Its because ICBM's can be detected by radar, but Metal Gear can launch nukes under the radar all stealthy like due to the rail gun attached to Metal Gear Rex. See, the rail gun made it possible to launch nukes without a propulsion system which in turn would keep the payload from being detected on radar.

How could you not know that? I mean the plot was so simple.

I never played a Metal Gear game.

You know what? Fuck you guys.

You ALL could have easily just replied to one another without quoting me over and over again. I will have my vengeance. YOU ALL ARE ON MY LIST.

But then you wouldn't have learned anything :/

On topic: The lightning.

How has nobody mentioned a dragon yet?

To everyone giving the answer of girls they'd like to ride on: that's not really how it works...

A puff of air. Knowing my luck it smells of farts.

The International Space Station. That or Voyager 1.

@Milkman said:

To everyone giving the answer of girls they'd like to ride on: that's not really how it works...

Well if she put a strap-on dildo on it might...

Wait? What?

A space shuttle.

Dude wait a minute ... GOD! what's with those Ligers are those things real? a bear size Tiger is the worst kind of Tiger .... I don't feel safe knowing those things exist.

A dragon!

Jennifer Lawrence

@Fattony12000 said:

I was putting so much thought into a witty answer but this is just the best.

I didn't bother looking through the thread to see how many people responded with, "Your Mom".

@PrivateIronTFU said:

Jennifer Lawrence

A comet / Rogue Planet. Straight into the Earth. Granted, it'd be more "standing" than "riding", but still.

Other than that, any intergalactic space-faring vessel. UNSC ship, something from the ME universe, some ship from the Escape Velocity universe (one of those Vell-os ships would be pretty amazing, since it's literally the power of your mind kicking physics' ass to fly you through space in a ship made from energy). Just...fly around...do space stuff. Probably be a trader or something.

Star Trek TNG: Enterprise.

Or a hippo, hippo's are awesome. I'd need to wear scubygear 24/7 though, but that's alright, because I'd be riding a hippo.

@sickVisionz:FUCK. YES. I would...I'd just...maaaaaaaaan DAT EVERYTHING.

@Gruff182 said:

The chick from Chuck.

and Mass Effect.

Yvonne Strahotsky

A Suzuki Hyabusa