Oh christ, they were saying hop-ons this whole time? I've watched every episode like 3 or 4 times and i always thought they were saying "hot-bons" and i was always like "whats a hot-bon?".
Oh christ, they were saying hop-ons this whole time? I've watched every episode like 3 or 4 times and i always thought they were saying "hot-bons" and i was always like "whats a hot-bon?".
I just finished paying off my car, which only cost slightly more than 20k new. Buying it used would obviously be much cheaper now. To commemorate, I bought Forza 4, because it has my car in it.
With the seat configurations, the Honda Fit is an excellent car for nabbing the pussy and bringing it home in a host of interesting positions. I feel that the decal I've added to my car in-game could also be easily achieved on your new IRL car, and would only aid your cause.
I fuckin' love my Honda Fit. Been driving that thing for five years now, it's been all over the country.
Thanks MordeannisChaos, I never even thought about a Ike but I could probably get a pretty awesome box-soaking bike for under $20,000! I'll research more on those Ninjas they look pretty badass and I can just buy a beat up used car for my commute.
Question? Do you know how to operate a motorcycle? You usually have to get another license. Not to mention, riding a bike isn't as fun and carefree as most people make it out to be.
Also, if you're going to be picking up girls on it, here's some advice. Learn how to pack someone. It would be rather embarrassing to get a hot woman on your bike, only to have her pull you both down the first time you take a turn, and weren't ready for the extra 100 lbs pulling you towards the pavement. Most women aren't turned on by road rash(the term for cheese grating your flesh against the pavement, not the insanely fun 16 bit game of the same name[....although a woman aroused by Road Rash the game would be intriguing, indeed]).
This thread is like an episode of The Inbetweeners (the British version, not the hopeless cash in attempt of the American MTV version). I've seen the term "clunge" several times. But, am rather disappointed to not have seen the always lovely term "gash", unless I missed it somewhere.
Definitely get a used car. Anything below 20k and new will probably be boring as hell. I'd go for a cabriolet perhaps. The BMW 3-series in original condition is just the sort of car that works for almost every instance. It's old enough to look different from most of the 90's and 00's cars, but the car isn't so old it's impossible to live with. It's understated compared to the M3 and you won't have to deal with the BMW-driver stigma that you tend to get with a M3 and later 3-series models.
I'm hunting one of those down for myself currently. You have good taste sir. ^^
Guys I need girl bait, I've tried catching them by running them down and grabbing them but the cops keep busting my chops about it. I figure a need a lure in order to reel them in just like my pa' showed me when we went fly fishin', can you tell me what's good and what I need to take into consideration e.g. breed, region, weather, you know stuff like that?
women generally don't give a shit what you drive so long as it runs.
my advice, buy used, keep it CLEAN inside and out, take care of it, do the maintenance. other people pick up on that and will judge your character appropriately.
If you're 21 or older, your car don't mean shit unless it costs more than 50,000. You're better off working on yourself and if anyone sees your beat-up Nova then pretend it's not yours.
I'm reminded of that episode of The Simpsons where Milhouse's parents get divorced. Mr. Van Houten is showing Homer around his new apartment and tries to make him jealous with his racecar bed.
Mr. Van Houten: "And check THIS baby out! I get to sleep in a racecar! Where you you sleep?"
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