What is the difference between a mexican and a book?

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Edited By neojb1989

Papers.

PS. I'm mexican so feel free to laugh.

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#1  Edited By neojb1989

Papers.

PS. I'm mexican so feel free to laugh.

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#2  Edited By Roflwaffles

I don't get it.

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#3  Edited By napalm

@Roflwaffles said:

I don't get it.

Seriously?

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#4  Edited By neojb1989

Like immigration papers. To be legally allowed in a country.

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#5  Edited By NTM

Ha ha ha! Good one. Also, why is it a blog? I'm sure that if it were a thread this would be locked. I don't see the point in it.

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#6  Edited By PeasantAbuse

mexicans is books

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#7  Edited By Roflwaffles

@Napalm said:

@Roflwaffles said:

I don't get it.

Seriously?

Nevermind I get it now, I'm just an idiot. That's actually pretty funny.

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#8  Edited By Canteu
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#9  Edited By neojb1989

@NTM: I didn't mean for it to be anything. I was going for the achievement and I clicked on buttons and now this is here :/

I love you.

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#10  Edited By TheHumanDove

I wish I was jewish so I could make jokes about jews

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#11  Edited By toowalrus

@Canteu said:

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...god damn

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@TheHumanDove said:

I wish I was jewish so I could make jokes about jews

You might piss off Jerry Seinfeld by doing that.

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#13  Edited By Video_Game_King
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#14  Edited By neojb1989

@Video_Game_King: Hah yes.

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#15  Edited By NTM

Here's a stupid one I just read.

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

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#16  Edited By JasonR86

Flagged. I'm white so it's ok.

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#17  Edited By neojb1989

@NTM: Hah that's awesome.

Okidokie smokie.

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#18  Edited By McGhee

I laughed so hard I accidentally clicked the flag button. Sorry.

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#19  Edited By neojb1989

@McGhee: Can't tell if serious... ahh who da hell cares, kudos either way :)

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#20  Edited By Agent47

@Canteu:Oh you clever mother fucker...

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#21  Edited By MariachiMacabre

@McGhee said:

I laughed so hard I accidentally clicked the flag button. Sorry.

You too? I thought I was the only one with that weird reflex.

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#22  Edited By DonutFever
@Video_Game_King: You're a Brony/Crony? 
  
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#23  Edited By ThePickle

Between this and the "asians cant drive" thread I'm starting to get worried that Vinny's racism is rubbing off on the community.

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#24  Edited By Video_Game_King

@DonutFever:

Not exactly. I'm in it specifically for those parody videos which I have previously referenced. I have watched clips of the actual show on YouTube (research), and it wasn't exactly my cup of tea. I won't bash bronies, but I certainly won't join their escapades.

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#25  Edited By myke_tuna

I am also Mexican and chuckled.

But this is still a shitty thread.

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#26  Edited By cyraxible

This is a poor joke.

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#27  Edited By SeanCoughing

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You glorious bastard, you just 1UP'd the shit outta the original joke.

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#28  Edited By StarvingGamer

Mobile site needs a flag button.

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#29  Edited By Justin258

I'm wondering whether I should laugh, flag, or just back away quietly.

So do I want to be a racist, an ass, or a spectator?

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#30  Edited By Dany

Go park your car on the lawn.

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#31  Edited By superpow

I wish I knew some good French Canadian jokes.

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#32  Edited By Purpz

That... Is pretty funny actually.

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#33  Edited By ManU_Fan10ne

@Canteu said:

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i lol'ed

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#34  Edited By Dexter_Morgan_

Flagged. Only because the joke wasn't as edgy as it could have been.

I mean.. you went this far, right? Why not go all the way?

....

Mexicans are lazy.

Blacks steal things.

Whites are greedy mother fuckers.

Asians can't see.

Europeans smell and usually have messed up teeth.

<>

Im Native American so I can say these things....

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#35  Edited By NegativeCero
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Mobile site needs a flag button.
God, yes it does. That and an edit option.
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#36  Edited By Oldirtybearon

I haven't cracked up like that in a good while. Kudos, OP.

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#37  Edited By Dany

@Dexter_Morgan_ said:

Flagged. Only because the joke wasn't as edgy as it could have been.

I mean.. you went this far, right? Why not go all the way?

....

Mexicans are lazy.

Blacks steal things.

Whites are greedy mother fuckers.

Asians can't see.

Europeans smell and usually have messed up teeth.

<>

Im Native American so I can say these things....

"Racism is bad! So lets give MORE examples!!"

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#39  Edited By zeforgotten
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Oh come on, .. cleaning the table and getting a new cup of coffee, thanks for that :P 
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#40  Edited By Dexter_Morgan_

@Dany said:

@Dexter_Morgan_ said:

Flagged. Only because the joke wasn't as edgy as it could have been.

I mean.. you went this far, right? Why not go all the way?

....

Mexicans are lazy.

Blacks steal things.

Whites are greedy mother fuckers.

Asians can't see.

Europeans smell and usually have messed up teeth.

<>

Im Native American so I can say these things....

"Racism is bad! So lets give MORE examples!!"

YOLO!

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#41  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

In general we ask that new threads created on Giant Bomb have a minimum level of discussion value and as such creating a new thread for a short joke is not something we support. It clogs up the forums for people who genuinely want to use the forums for discussion.