What is your best way to start talking to a girl at the mall?

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#1  Edited By mystiqualdreams

I'd like to start talking to more girls because in all honesty I think it's time for me to have a girlfriend. I'm not super shy but I just don't have a lot of experience talking to girls. What's your best way to talk to girls that you don't know or think are cute?

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#2  Edited By firewrkninja

Audibly.

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#3  Edited By Giefcookie

Touch her shoulder.

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#4  Edited By TanoPrime

You open your mouth and say hi with confidence and you go from there.  Trail and error...eventually you find your niche or you just go home and fap to night elves.
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#5  Edited By DeeGee

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

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#6  Edited By management
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#7  Edited By TheGreatGuero
@Giefcookie said:

Touch her shoulder.

"Hahaha! You knew Marcus Aurelius?"
"I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!"
 
See? People don't forget it. The shoulder touch is unforgettable.
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#8  Edited By TanoPrime
@TheGreatGuero said:
@Giefcookie said:

Touch her shoulder.

"Hahaha! You knew Marcus Aurelius?" "I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!"  See? People don't forget it. The shoulder touch is unforgettable.

That or grab her tits...either way, you're catching a charge for touching some broad you don't know anyway so go for broke.
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#9  Edited By mystiqualdreams
@DeeGee said:

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

When did I do that?
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#11  Edited By phrosnite

Hey watcha buying?

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#12  Edited By OldGuy

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

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#13  Edited By mystiqualdreams
@Management said:

@mystiqualdreams said:

@DeeGee said:

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

When did I do that?

I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/

I definitely didn't call everyone sad and depressing then.  That's kind of obvious. If he is single and has a cat then maybe he thought the poll was biased but I'm not even the only person that voted that way.
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#14  Edited By imsh_pl

1."Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in front of you again?"
2."Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."
3.Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"
4.(Only works on a train)"Hey girl, are you on the same train as me?"
5."Hey girl, I hope you don't have a cat cause that would be super depressing."
6.Change your profile picture to Batman's crotch.

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#16  Edited By Grissefar

You're the guy who made this thread and a ton of other threads about loneliness, shirts on beaches and suicide, so fuck off and seek help instead of this shit. Please.

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#17  Edited By imsh_pl
@Portis said:

What the hell is wrong with being single with a Cat? :(

Come on, you know he's way too cool and mature to answer that.
 
Duh.
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#18  Edited By DeeGee

@Portis said:

What the hell is wrong with being single with a Cat? :(

It's a lot less depressing then asking how to get a girlfriend on a videogame website.

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#19  Edited By Balex1908

"Are you a Pickachu, because I choose you! " works every time.

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@imsh_pl said:

"Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."

fantastic

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#21  Edited By Yanngc33

want to go to victoria's secret?

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#22  Edited By mylifeforAiur

"Hey, Girl. I totally want to nydus your main right now."

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#23  Edited By imsh_pl
@mylifeforAiur: "Hey girl, just wanted you to know I already researched Extended Thermal Lance."
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#24  Edited By Azteck
@Giefcookie said:

Hover with your hand over her shoulder.

Fixed it.
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#25  Edited By destruktive

"I am a doctor, so please drop your pants and bend over.."

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#26  Edited By artofwar420

No need to be mean.

I'll just tell you that as long as you're not pretending to be someone you're not then you're half way there. Second half is hygiene and books. Read books.

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#27  Edited By sizu
@mystiqualdreams said:
I'd like to start talking to more girls because in all honesty I think it's time for me to have a girlfriend. I'm not super shy but I just don't have a lot of experience talking to girls. What's your best way to talk to girls that you don't know or think are cute?
Get straight to the point.
 
Rohypnol.
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#28  Edited By InternetCrab

 
You were the one who made that thread about depression and suicide, so i don't think love is the right thing for you.

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#29  Edited By penguindust

Tell her she reminds you of your mom then smell her hair.

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#30  Edited By Lunar_Aura

Find a place where your hormonally charged perverted creeper advances are welcome. Malls don't seem to be the optimal choice.

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#31  Edited By mesklinite

Ask for her women's opinion on something. Girls love to give their opinion.

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#32  Edited By Taklulas
@Grissefar said:

You're the guy who made this thread and a ton of other threads about loneliness, shirts on beaches and suicide, so fuck off and seek help instead of this shit. Please.

^ you win.
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#33  Edited By rittsy
@Giefcookie said:

Touch her shoulder.

No matter how many times someone says that, I still laugh.
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#34  Edited By zeforgotten

Just walk up and say "Hi there" and take it from there, Pretty damn simple, there's no reason to make it harder than it is

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#35  Edited By Bwast

Look her in the eye and start rubbing your crotch extremely fast. It hasn't worked for me yet because all girls are no good whores.

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#36  Edited By FirePrince

You are truly beyond me.

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#37  Edited By JoMate

Don't, the mall is the last place to get a girlfriend. At least go to a disco or something where the girls "might" at least be interested if you throw down some nice moves.

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#38  Edited By StarvingGamer

@JoMate: Can't find middle-school girls at a disco. OP knows what he wants.

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#39  Edited By kingzetta

Push her the hell over 
then help her up

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#40  Edited By MeierTheRed

So i guess its not normal anymore to hit them upside the head with a club and then dragging them in their hair back to your place? 

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#41  Edited By jimi

"Hey baby, I'm a wrestler, let me take you down."

"I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

"I have big feet"

Guaranteed to work 100%.

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#42  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

@imsh_pl said:

3.Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?".

Worked like a charm, thanks for the help!

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#43  Edited By jacksukeru

@imsh_pl said:

"Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."

Might backfire into "So you're a cold hearted bastard? How could anyone ever love you?"

Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"

Incidentally, how much does a coconut go for these days?

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#44  Edited By StaticFalconar
@RockmanBionics said:


Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"

Incidentally, how much does a coconut go for these days?

yo dawg, coconuts build ths town. coconuts are worth more than your life!!!!
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#45  Edited By jacksukeru

@StaticFalconar: Very good.

I should really get around to NMH 2 at some point.

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#46  Edited By Klei
@Grissefar said:

You're the guy who made this thread and a ton of other threads about loneliness, shirts on beaches and suicide, so fuck off and seek help instead of this shit. Please.



Pretty much what he said.
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#47  Edited By crusader8463

Oh Giant Bomb. Always the warm welcoming community of friendly and caring individuals. Willing to give a hand and friendly advice to anyone.

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#48  Edited By Bruce
@mystiqualdreams:  
 
If she's in a group, unless you got game for days, don't bother. As pervy as this sounds, you need to isolate the girl you want to talk to. 
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#49  Edited By DeShawn2ks

=-D Hi there
 
 

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sho her wuts gud.