What is your best way to start talking to a girl at the mall?

I'd like to start talking to more girls because in all honesty I think it's time for me to have a girlfriend. I'm not super shy but I just don't have a lot of experience talking to girls. What's your best way to talk to girls that you don't know or think are cute?

Audibly.

Touch her shoulder.

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

Touch her shoulder.

@Giefcookie said:

Touch her shoulder.

"Hahaha! You knew Marcus Aurelius?" "I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!"  See? People don't forget it. The shoulder touch is unforgettable.

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

@mystiqualdreams said:

@DeeGee said:

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

When did I do that?

I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/

Hey watcha buying?

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

@mystiqualdreams said:

@DeeGee said:

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

When did I do that?

I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/

1."Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in front of you again?"
2."Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."
3.Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"
4.(Only works on a train)"Hey girl, are you on the same train as me?"
5."Hey girl, I hope you don't have a cat cause that would be super depressing."
6.Change your profile picture to Batman's crotch.

@Management said:

@mystiqualdreams said:

@DeeGee said:

And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?

Boggles the mind.

When did I do that?

I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/

What the hell is wrong with being single with a Cat? :(

You're the guy who made this thread and a ton of other threads about loneliness, shirts on beaches and suicide, so fuck off and seek help instead of this shit. Please.

What the hell is wrong with being single with a Cat? :(

@Portis said:

What the hell is wrong with being single with a Cat? :(

It's a lot less depressing then asking how to get a girlfriend on a videogame website.

"Are you a Pickachu, because I choose you! " works every time.

@imsh_pl said:

"Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."

fantastic

want to go to victoria's secret?

"Hey, Girl. I totally want to nydus your main right now."

Hover with your hand over her shoulder.

"I am a doctor, so please drop your pants and bend over.."

No need to be mean.

I'll just tell you that as long as you're not pretending to be someone you're not then you're half way there. Second half is hygiene and books. Read books.

I'd like to start talking to more girls because in all honesty I think it's time for me to have a girlfriend. I'm not super shy but I just don't have a lot of experience talking to girls. What's your best way to talk to girls that you don't know or think are cute?

 
You were the one who made that thread about depression and suicide, so i don't think love is the right thing for you.

Tell her she reminds you of your mom then smell her hair.

Find a place where your hormonally charged perverted creeper advances are welcome. Malls don't seem to be the optimal choice.

Ask for her women's opinion on something. Girls love to give their opinion.

You're the guy who made this thread and a ton of other threads about loneliness, shirts on beaches and suicide, so fuck off and seek help instead of this shit. Please.

Touch her shoulder.

Just walk up and say "Hi there" and take it from there, Pretty damn simple, there's no reason to make it harder than it is

Look her in the eye and start rubbing your crotch extremely fast. It hasn't worked for me yet because all girls are no good whores.

You are truly beyond me.

Don't, the mall is the last place to get a girlfriend. At least go to a disco or something where the girls "might" at least be interested if you throw down some nice moves.

@JoMate: Can't find middle-school girls at a disco. OP knows what he wants.

Push her the hell over 
then help her up

So i guess its not normal anymore to hit them upside the head with a club and then dragging them in their hair back to your place? 

"Hey baby, I'm a wrestler, let me take you down."

"I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

"I have big feet"

Guaranteed to work 100%.

@imsh_pl said:

3.Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?".

Worked like a charm, thanks for the help!

@imsh_pl said:

"Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."

Might backfire into "So you're a cold hearted bastard? How could anyone ever love you?"

Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"

Incidentally, how much does a coconut go for these days?

Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"

Incidentally, how much does a coconut go for these days?

@StaticFalconar: Very good.

I should really get around to NMH 2 at some point.

You're the guy who made this thread and a ton of other threads about loneliness, shirts on beaches and suicide, so fuck off and seek help instead of this shit. Please.

Oh Giant Bomb. Always the warm welcoming community of friendly and caring individuals. Willing to give a hand and friendly advice to anyone.

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