I'd like to start talking to more girls because in all honesty I think it's time for me to have a girlfriend. I'm not super shy but I just don't have a lot of experience talking to girls. What's your best way to talk to girls that you don't know or think are cute?
What is your best way to start talking to a girl at the mall?
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"Hahaha! You knew Marcus Aurelius?"Touch her shoulder.
"I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!"
See? People don't forget it. The shoulder touch is unforgettable.
@Giefcookie said:"Hahaha! You knew Marcus Aurelius?" "I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!" See? People don't forget it. The shoulder touch is unforgettable.Touch her shoulder.
That or grab her tits...either way, you're catching a charge for touching some broad you don't know anyway so go for broke.
When did I do that?And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?
Boggles the mind.
@mystiqualdreams said:
@DeeGee said:When did I do that?And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?
Boggles the mind.
I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/
I definitely didn't call everyone sad and depressing then. That's kind of obvious. If he is single and has a cat then maybe he thought the poll was biased but I'm not even the only person that voted that way.@mystiqualdreams said:
@DeeGee said:When did I do that?And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?
Boggles the mind.
I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/
1."Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in front of you again?"
2."Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."
3.Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"
4.(Only works on a train)"Hey girl, are you on the same train as me?"
5."Hey girl, I hope you don't have a cat cause that would be super depressing."
6.Change your profile picture to Batman's crotch.
@Management said:
@mystiqualdreams said:
@DeeGee said:When did I do that?And this is the same guy who made a thread calling everybody depressing and sad?
Boggles the mind.
I think he is talking about this poll http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/more-depressing-being-lonely-or-being-single-w-a-cat/504866/
What the hell is wrong with being single with a Cat? :(
No need to be mean.
I'll just tell you that as long as you're not pretending to be someone you're not then you're half way there. Second half is hygiene and books. Read books.
I'd like to start talking to more girls because in all honesty I think it's time for me to have a girlfriend. I'm not super shy but I just don't have a lot of experience talking to girls. What's your best way to talk to girls that you don't know or think are cute?Get straight to the point.
Rohypnol.
You were the one who made that thread about depression and suicide, so i don't think love is the right thing for you.
Find a place where your hormonally charged perverted creeper advances are welcome. Malls don't seem to be the optimal choice.
Just walk up and say "Hi there" and take it from there, Pretty damn simple, there's no reason to make it harder than it is
So i guess its not normal anymore to hit them upside the head with a club and then dragging them in their hair back to your place?
@imsh_pl said:
3.Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?".
Worked like a charm, thanks for the help!
@imsh_pl said:
"Hey girl, I didn't cry when Mufasa died."
Might backfire into "So you're a cold hearted bastard? How could anyone ever love you?"
Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"
Incidentally, how much does a coconut go for these days?
yo dawg, coconuts build ths town. coconuts are worth more than your life!!!!
Drop a coconut under her legs, come up to her and ask "Hey girl, is that your coconut?"Incidentally, how much does a coconut go for these days?
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