I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.
I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.
dropping a duke is where a man gets his thinking done and contemplates the day.
What? In and out as quick as possible. If I'm on the can long enough that I would be able to do some reading or gaming then something has gone horribly wrong and I don't feel well enough to do either at that time.
Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?
Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.
Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.
I do what's gotta be done and get out. Is everyone incredibly constipated and has to spend more than 5 minutes in a toilet? I am done within 5 minutes and can go that long without some form of entertainment. Plus, I don't want to carry any electronics into a bathroom with me and even though I am not directly rubbing shit on my iPod, in my mind they are filthy.
There are usually a handful of reasons as to why people like to stay awhile after taking a crap. The one I run into the most, however, stems from living with other people. It's the one place where privacy is utterly guaranteed and it can give you time to yourself for whatever takes your fancy.
I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.
dropping a duke is where a man gets his thinking done and contemplates the day.
Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?
Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.
Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.
PFFFFffffFFfff--
It's the one place that you're guaranteed not to be bothered. See, if I'm on any other seat in the house, then someone might yell for me to help them do something or try to talk to me or something like that, when in fact I don't have any interest in doing those things at the time and I just want to read a novel/play a game/watch a GB video.
Anyway, what do I do on the shitter? I usually just watch something on my phone, like five minutes of a Quick Look or something.
There are usually a handful of reasons as to why people like to stay awhile after taking a crap. The one I run into the most, however, stems from living with other people. It's the one place where privacy is utterly guaranteed and it can give you time to yourself for whatever takes your fancy.
I personally enjoy reading.
@believer258 said:
@geirr said:
Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?
Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.
Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.
PFFFFffffFFfff--
It's the one place that you're guaranteed not to be bothered. See, if I'm on any other seat in the house, then someone might yell for me to help them do something or try to talk to me or something like that, when in fact I don't have any interest in doing those things at the time and I just want to read a novel/play a game/watch a GB video.
Anyway, what do I do on the shitter? I usually just watch something on my phone, like five minutes of a Quick Look or something.
I guess I understand. I've always had plenty of privacy growing up so I never got to experience it proper.
Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?
Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.
Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.
PFFFFffffFFfff--
i don't go to the toilet to play games. it's just while i am their and waiting for the drop its just very easy to pop out my iphone and have a few turns on letter press.
i know people that have magazine racks next to the toilet
I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.
I used to read when going to doing my number two business (well, I still do sometimes), but after I got my 3DS this summer I have been playing games while conducting my business with the toilet gods.
I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.
Maybe it's because I don't eat garbage but I don't understand how people have time to read anything when they take a shit. If you take that long you need to think about eating better.
i keep a book in my craphouse, and no I'm not in there more than 5 minutes, but I can read a few pages a day. As I usually crap at home, I find myself slowly getting two things done at once. I don't take books back and forth, I have one in the bathroom and another next to my bed and my kindle which I travel with.
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