What is your superpower?

My superpower is that everytime I scratch my forehead with my thumb, I sneeze. Like three times in a row.

What is your superpower?

Never slip on ice, baby.

The power of seduction.

Baby.

As long as I am wearing my crown, I can transform into any video game character I desire and gain access to their powers. (The crown merely unlocks powers latent within me already, so you can't use the crown to attain such powers yourself.)

I can eat ice cream really fast. Like really fast. Doesn't matter how cold it is.

I also have a Road Rage meter that builds as long as I'm in a vehicle. When it fills up, I unleash my special: Profanity Mad Libs.

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EDIT: Baby.

@Philantrophy said:

The power of seduction.

Baby.

Me too! must be twins.

I can breathe. Without even thinking about it.

If you read that post, you are now breathing on your own.

My superpower is that I can never tell anyone about my superpower.

When i wash dishes sometimes the sink will clog and i'll end up reaching all the way to the bottom to pull out dishes or to remove the stuff clogging it, and when it drains the sink is just FULL of knives and not once have i ever cut myself.

I wipe my own ass. 
Baby.

I have a photographic memory.

anxiety

I am good at video games.

+5 weiner.

Extreme stoicism.

No I ain't mad bro. I never am.

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Cooling down hot pizza so I don't burn my goddamn mouth.

Cooking Ramen noodles for the perfect amount of time by feeling them with a fork. Not too soft but not too hard either.

Baby.

Functional alcoholic. Is that a superpower?!?! God, I hope so.

The ability to lose 45 pounds, then put it all back on very quickly.

I never finish books.

Baby.

My sense of smell and hearing seem to be above everybody else's.

Baby.

I can masturbate with my mind.

Baby.

I can make fart noises by clasping my palms together and pulling.

edit: combo breaker?

Rapid hair growth.

Rapping like Im Drake  
 
 

I am in my mid-thirties and can eat fast food on the regular while staying 155 pounds.

Once a day, I can fast forward time by approximately eight hours (give or take) when I lie down with my eyes closed.

I can travel forward through time at a rate that is 1x the normal speed.

Baby.

I have the power of Wasting Time. I can make hours fly by in a flash. Unfortunately, much like Batman, I need the aid of technology.

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

Immunity to sunburn.

Baby?

I'm completely devoid of ambition, baby.

ANGER!!! HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!

I can pee really far when i push my foreskin back

I can make my facial and bodily features change over time. Or by repeatedly doing the same thing for extended periods.

Hyperventilating. Babby.

Extreme sarcasm.

Getting women pregnant.

Baby.

I can do anything, ANYTHING, as long as I have access to google.co.uk

I am unable to put on or lose weight. 66kg for the last 12 years. My partner hates me for this.

Never stand in dog poo, even though there is loads on the roads where i Live

I'm a Grandmaster procrastinator, seriously no one can neglect one's duties untill the last possible second like I do.

@Blackout62 said:

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

Thank you.

Oh, and I have another superpower as well. Everytime I put a Q-tip in my ear, I cough. Like crazy.

Never slip on ice, baby.

@ShockD said:

@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida

England, but hey, you got the hemisphere right!

I can send things I don't like to the moon just by saying, "I'll send that to the moon".