What Kind of Drunk Are You?

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#1  Edited By flaminghobo

My friend, and I, were talking about another friend of hers. We somehow managed to get on the subject of what she was like, when she was drunk. This got me thinking, what I'd be like as a drunk, as I've never been drunk before. So, I thought I'd ask the community what kind of drunks they were, perhaps we might even get a couple of laughs out of this thread.

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#2  Edited By Oriental_Jams

The guy who thinks he's funny drunk.

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#3  Edited By teh_destroyer

The goofy stumbling drunk. Rarely do I get angry when I get drunk.

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#4  Edited By ahriman22

It depends. When I'm sober I have obvious mood swings and when I'm drunk they get worse. I can be a funny, stumbling over myself or RAGING drunk, it's random.

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#5  Edited By MetalGearSunny

I'm 14, so how should I know? 
 
When I had a drink not knowing it was a drink I got a major headache.

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#6  Edited By LiquidPrince

The calm chilled drunk, although it is very difficult for me to get drunk.

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#7  Edited By RiddleBrother
@FlamingHobo: You wanna know what kind of drunk I am? Before I got drunk, your name was SleepingHobo. Now, well, I play ROUGH, BOi.
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#8  Edited By CL60

I've never been drunk before.

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#9  Edited By Griddler

It actually takes a suprising amount to get me drunk seeing as I'm 16, but apparently I'm very funny when I am.

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#10  Edited By HandsomeDead

I wouldn't know but one of my friends gets depressed, one gets slutty and one just gets a bit louder.

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#11  Edited By Absurd

I tend to get more social, and goofy.

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#12  Edited By Teoball

I'm a very sober drunk. I always get sick long before i get drunk when drinking, which is why I don't drink anymore.
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#13  Edited By buzz_killington

I don't drink, so I don't know.

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#14  Edited By angelkanarias

I speak with dudes which I don't know and get more social. I also talk with my friends about problems I wouldn't talk about them if I wasn't drunk. For some weird reason I also speak English (I'm Spanish). I never get too drunk, just on the cool spot.

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#15  Edited By flaminghobo
@RiddleBrother said:
" @FlamingHobo: You wanna know what kind of drunk I am? Before I got drunk, your name was SleepingHobo. Now, well, I play ROUGH, BOi. "

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#16  Edited By Yummylee

Truthfully i think i'm probably an annoying drunk. I've been regarded as being ''hilarious'' when drunk but from lil details i remember i can imagine i was only funny because they drunk along with me =P
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I'm just 15 so I haven't been drunk many times, but apparently I was pretty chill

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#18  Edited By natetodamax
@CL60 said:
" I've never been drunk before. "
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#19  Edited By Video_Game_King

I'm the type of drunk who steals airplanes and parks them in bars around the world before puking all over the first child that passes by me.

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#20  Edited By KaosAngel

...the butt secks giving kind. 

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#21  Edited By angelkanarias
@HandsomeDead said:
" I wouldn't know but one of my friends gets depressed, one gets slutty and one just gets a bit louder. "
One of the main reasons to drink is to forget a possible depression or to forget some problems and just be happy for a short period of time, your friend is fucked up then. The other two are usual.  
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#22  Edited By artofwar420

I get incredibly horny. Not really get beer goggles but, if there's a mildly cute girl, just barely cute, I'll go for her.
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#23  Edited By Djstyles92
@natetodamax said:
" @CL60 said:
" I've never been drunk before. "
"
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#24  Edited By CitizenJP

The happy drunk...who enjoys kung-fu... >_>

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#25  Edited By mhkjtha

happy, loud drunk
 
how old are you op?

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#26  Edited By Smarter_Martyr

I am a happy drunk that talks a lot of shit to cops. It has gotten me in trouble more than I would like.

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#27  Edited By Qorious

I don't drink so yeah.

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#28  Edited By psyborg0815

I don't know.  I heard that I'm sometimes funny, sometimes annoying and that I ask random girls for blowjobs :/

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#29  Edited By eroticfishcake

An angry, angry drunk or stumbling drunk. Either way, everyone I know loves it. Which is annoying since they really want me to drink whenever I'm at the party. Fortunately, I never remember what I did so I don't feel bad. Although some guy I know hates me. Don't care since I always thought he was right prick anyway.

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#30  Edited By TheLegendofLuke

I'm the kind of drunk who sits on giantbomb at 00:30am and posts shit. 
 
 
*facepalm*

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#31  Edited By GunnBjorn

The pedant, melancholic drunk.
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#32  Edited By Claude

I'm the life of the party. My wife says I monopolize the conversation. I'm an attention whore that's for sure, but most people like me at their parties. When I get drunk alone, I'm just chilled, well, unless I'm on Giant Bomb raging about Wii hate.

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#33  Edited By Whisperkill

The hoarny drunk, and I tend to stumble around a bit.
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#34  Edited By SoothsayerGB

 
Classic Homer.  Drink beer, eat hot food, and watch TV.  Joke with friends, game, stumble with a smile.  Pass me a Duff and I'm a "You got a purty mouth" drunk.   When I'm full of beer, I'm completely content.  Give me a meal with it and you got yourself a full blown invasion of the friendlies.  
 
I can sit on a couch, holding is pee for hours.  A master of writing in the snow, and sleeping with the TV on.  My stomach wakes me with a burble in the early hours, and I love a good hurl.  Nothing better then waking up drunk in the mourning.
 

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#35  Edited By phlegms

I get insanely generous and start buying anyone within reaching distance drinks.

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#36  Edited By artofwar420
@TheLegendofLuke said:

"I'm the kind of drunk who sits on giantbomb at 00:30am and posts shit.   *facepalm* "


I think that's called acoholism :D
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#37  Edited By Jesus

I start casting spells on people

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#38  Edited By Postromo

i'm a chill drunk, and it takes an assload of beer and a slightly smaller assload of liquor to get me drunk

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#39  Edited By Xeiphyer

I get more horny and flirty than normal. Normally that'd be bad, but i'm charming, so that makes it more ok probably.

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#40  Edited By Claude
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" I get incredibly horny. Not really get beer goggles but, if there's a mildly cute girl, just barely cute, I'll go for her. "

I think you're the horniest person on Giant Bomb. Gizmo was pretty damn horny, but you take the cake.
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Yeah I talk a lot, repeat myself a lot, stumble a lot, fall over and break windows/toilets/etc a lot... but I'm always friendly. Normally I go past the point of 'a bit slurred' and keep going until I get to 'think I'm speaking words but am infact talking gibberish'.

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#42  Edited By JJWeatherman

I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk.

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#43  Edited By flaminghobo
@JJWeatherman said:
" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "
You sir, have just created a paradox.
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#44  Edited By JJWeatherman
@FlamingHobo said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "
You sir, have just created a paradox. "
I know. Cool right?   :P
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#45  Edited By flaminghobo
@JJWeatherman said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "
You sir, have just created a paradox. "
I know. Cool right?   :P "
Well, considering you've created a giant vortex, over the Atlantic Ocean, which is pulling everything from across the world into it... I'd say that's pretty cool.
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#46  Edited By JJWeatherman
@FlamingHobo said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "
You sir, have just created a paradox. "
I know. Cool right?   :P "
Well, considering you've created a giant vortex, over the Atlantic Ocean, which is pulling everything from across the world into it... I'd say that's pretty cool. "
Excelsior!
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#47  Edited By zeforgotten

The one able to control himself and not be a total jerk. 
Then again it takes a while to get me drunk, but when it finally happens it's not so bad for everyone else

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#48  Edited By Tireyo

Luckily, I won't ever have to worry about how I act when drunk, because I don't drink.

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#49  Edited By vidiot

I'm an awesome drunk. 
 
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...and by awesome, I mean, I'm not at all.

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#50  Edited By MrAwsum

I, My friend, am a very flirtatious drunk. In a once great mans words. 
"If it moves, I'll fuck it". 
 Now I must learn who this man is an send him a post card.