What Kind of Drunk Are You?

My friend, and I, were talking about another friend of hers. We somehow managed to get on the subject of what she was like, when she was drunk. This got me thinking, what I'd be like as a drunk, as I've never been drunk before. So, I thought I'd ask the community what kind of drunks they were, perhaps we might even get a couple of laughs out of this thread.

The guy who thinks he's funny drunk.

The goofy stumbling drunk. Rarely do I get angry when I get drunk.

It depends. When I'm sober I have obvious mood swings and when I'm drunk they get worse. I can be a funny, stumbling over myself or RAGING drunk, it's random.

I'm 14, so how should I know? 
 
When I had a drink not knowing it was a drink I got a major headache.

The calm chilled drunk, although it is very difficult for me to get drunk.

I've never been drunk before.

It actually takes a suprising amount to get me drunk seeing as I'm 16, but apparently I'm very funny when I am.

I wouldn't know but one of my friends gets depressed, one gets slutty and one just gets a bit louder.

I tend to get more social, and goofy.

I don't drink, so I don't know.

I speak with dudes which I don't know and get more social. I also talk with my friends about problems I wouldn't talk about them if I wasn't drunk. For some weird reason I also speak English (I'm Spanish). I never get too drunk, just on the cool spot.

" @FlamingHobo: You wanna know what kind of drunk I am? Before I got drunk, your name was SleepingHobo. Now, well, I play ROUGH, BOi. "

I'm just 15 so I haven't been drunk many times, but apparently I was pretty chill

" I've never been drunk before. "

I'm the type of drunk who steals airplanes and parks them in bars around the world before puking all over the first child that passes by me.

...the butt secks giving kind. 

" I wouldn't know but one of my friends gets depressed, one gets slutty and one just gets a bit louder. "

" @CL60 said:

" I've never been drunk before. "

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The happy drunk...who enjoys kung-fu... >_>

happy, loud drunk
 
how old are you op?

I am a happy drunk that talks a lot of shit to cops. It has gotten me in trouble more than I would like.

I don't know.  I heard that I'm sometimes funny, sometimes annoying and that I ask random girls for blowjobs :/

I don't drink so yeah.

An angry, angry drunk or stumbling drunk. Either way, everyone I know loves it. Which is annoying since they really want me to drink whenever I'm at the party. Fortunately, I never remember what I did so I don't feel bad. Although some guy I know hates me. Don't care since I always thought he was right prick anyway.

I'm the kind of drunk who sits on giantbomb at 00:30am and posts shit. 
 
 
*facepalm*

I'm the life of the party. My wife says I monopolize the conversation. I'm an attention whore that's for sure, but most people like me at their parties. When I get drunk alone, I'm just chilled, well, unless I'm on Giant Bomb raging about Wii hate.

 
Classic Homer.  Drink beer, eat hot food, and watch TV.  Joke with friends, game, stumble with a smile.  Pass me a Duff and I'm a "You got a purty mouth" drunk.   When I'm full of beer, I'm completely content.  Give me a meal with it and you got yourself a full blown invasion of the friendlies.  
 
I can sit on a couch, holding is pee for hours.  A master of writing in the snow, and sleeping with the TV on.  My stomach wakes me with a burble in the early hours, and I love a good hurl.  Nothing better then waking up drunk in the mourning.
 

I get insanely generous and start buying anyone within reaching distance drinks.

"I'm the kind of drunk who sits on giantbomb at 00:30am and posts shit.   *facepalm* "

I start casting spells on people

i'm a chill drunk, and it takes an assload of beer and a slightly smaller assload of liquor to get me drunk

I get more horny and flirty than normal. Normally that'd be bad, but i'm charming, so that makes it more ok probably.

" I get incredibly horny. Not really get beer goggles but, if there's a mildly cute girl, just barely cute, I'll go for her. "

Yeah I talk a lot, repeat myself a lot, stumble a lot, fall over and break windows/toilets/etc a lot... but I'm always friendly. Normally I go past the point of 'a bit slurred' and keep going until I get to 'think I'm speaking words but am infact talking gibberish'.

I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk.

" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "

You sir, have just created a paradox. "

" @FlamingHobo said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "

You sir, have just created a paradox. "

I know. Cool right?   :P "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" @FlamingHobo said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't get drunk. "

You sir, have just created a paradox. "

I know. Cool right?   :P "

Well, considering you've created a giant vortex, over the Atlantic Ocean, which is pulling everything from across the world into it... I'd say that's pretty cool. "

The one able to control himself and not be a total jerk. 
Then again it takes a while to get me drunk, but when it finally happens it's not so bad for everyone else

Luckily, I won't ever have to worry about how I act when drunk, because I don't drink.

I'm an awesome drunk. 
 
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...and by awesome, I mean, I'm not at all.

I, My friend, am a very flirtatious drunk. In a once great mans words. 
"If it moves, I'll fuck it". 
 Now I must learn who this man is an send him a post card.