what should i name my new bearded dragon?

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#1 Posted by barysan (12 posts) -

after the passing of Chunk "Admiral Crunch" Rogers earlier this year, i've finally emotionally recovered to the point at which i want another little spiky friend. my room has become a little lifeless without one. but now i've run into an issue: what the hell do i name him?

the problem is that i shot the cannon indoors and gave Chunk what is, to me, the perfect name for a bearded dragon. and that's why i come to you, my friends - i need name recommendations! here are a few i've received from friends that i've been turning over in my mind:

Gus
Loaf
Clank
Oslo
Peanut
Scrunt
Wiggles
HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE

i look forward to hearing your suggestions!

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#2 Edited by Chummy8 (3878 posts) -

Kinda weird to come on to Giant Bomb to figure out what you want to name your vagina.

But Scrunt is the obvious choice.

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#3 Posted by FrodoBaggins (2101 posts) -

Spyro

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#4 Posted by Firepaw (3136 posts) -

Lord Archibald Greystoke, or perhaps just Archie for short.

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#5 Posted by avantegardener (2381 posts) -

Shenron obviously, but you may need to invest in a silk shirt to tie the whole thing together.

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#6 Posted by Bill_McNeal (844 posts) -

Tad Cooper

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#7 Posted by BrunoTheThird (843 posts) -

Mr. Spielberg

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#8 Posted by Hamst3r (5480 posts) -

Hue.

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#9 Edited by BallsLeon (566 posts) -

Petey Pablo

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#10 Edited by BallsLeon (566 posts) -

@hamst3r: We are Hue. We love Jordy Geordi (had to look this up).

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#11 Posted by Wilkin (30 posts) -

Locke Savage

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#12 Posted by Marcsman (3823 posts) -

Scaley McScaleface

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#13 Posted by Inresurrection (464 posts) -

How about Fieri?

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#14 Posted by Undeadpool (7081 posts) -

Porunga!

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#16 Posted by mjhwwbg (183 posts) -

Roshi, doof or trika (pronounced try-kah)

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#17 Posted by Captain_Insano (3531 posts) -

Manny

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#18 Posted by Darknorth (242 posts) -

Lu Bu. You must pursue Lu Bu.

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#19 Posted by PeezMachine (476 posts) -

I can't be naming reptiles sight unseen! Hows a bout a sweet pic of that bad boy?

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#20 Posted by HellBrendy (1311 posts) -

Waggleton P. Tallylicker

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#21 Edited by MrWakka (322 posts) -

Tad Cooper

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#22 Posted by Brackstone (939 posts) -

Name him after your favourite actor, like Tiny Lister or Roy Scheider.

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#23 Posted by ShaggE (9300 posts) -

Jamiroquai

The Scatman

Elizabeth "Liz" Ard

Sisqo's 1999 Debut Album, "Unleash The (Bearded) Dragon"

Jub-Jub

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#24 Posted by MonkeyKing1969 (7649 posts) -

I'm pretty sure Ryu means 'dragon', so...Ryu. Or, call him Bruce Lee.

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#25 Posted by The_Nubster (4286 posts) -

From the list provided, definitely scrunt. I don't even know what that is or means but it's a great mouth sound.

Otherwise, Jeff Gertsmann.

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#26 Posted by flatblack (139 posts) -

Goku

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#27 Posted by Monkeyman04 (2801 posts) -

Yoshi

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#29 Posted by Sergiy (56 posts) -

Gandalf Dragonbeard

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#30 Posted by bacongames (4008 posts) -

Abobo

Karnov

Karnov's Revenge

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#31 Edited by PKB_Noitwont (135 posts) -

Jeff Bakalar

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#32 Posted by darkjohnny47 (284 posts) -

Garfield, or Odie

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#33 Edited by ValJean9430 (189 posts) -

I second scrunt...

But also lord porunga has a ring to it...

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#34 Posted by giantmidget999 (85 posts) -

Big Papa Pump

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#35 Posted by ATastySlurpee (679 posts) -

ABE LINCOLN!

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#36 Posted by LeStephan (1215 posts) -

My first thought was Henry, but from the list I'd go with Gus.

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#37 Posted by lead_dispencer (542 posts) -

Revolver ocelot

Kratos

RD (Ryan Davis)

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#38 Posted by kuku (105 posts) -

Beardo.

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#39 Posted by nutter (2287 posts) -

Jim Morrison was The Lizard King.

Jim would be fitting.

If you wanted to have fun with it, use or reference another Jim Morrison pseudonym, like The Erotic Policeman or Mojo Rising.

Or just go with Taswell.

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#40 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (775 posts) -

Jimmy, or Gargantus the Terrible.

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#41 Posted by yagami (851 posts) -

Spiderman

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#42 Posted by DanishingAct (414 posts) -

I like loaf, but scrunt has a nice mouth-feel.

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#43 Posted by nutter (2287 posts) -

@danishingact: Scrunt sounds like vulgar slang for a certain bit of anatomy...

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#44 Edited by TopCat88 (378 posts) -

My friend had a bearded dragon that sadly passed away many years ago.

His was called Rocky, and to keep the theme, my suggestion is:

Dave "Clubber" Lang

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#45 Posted by KittyApoc (14 posts) -

My old childhood one was named Uncle Iroh, since he was the Dragon of the West

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#46 Posted by The_Greg (548 posts) -

I think you should call it Brad Goodhand The 3rd.

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#48 Posted by Bollard (8184 posts) -

Tempering Coil Spring Punches

This is a spam bot just posting about steel manufacturing but good lord this is a great name for your dragon.

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#49 Posted by bmccann42 (434 posts) -

Tim?

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#50 Posted by AdamALC (295 posts) -

Reggie.