what should i name my new bearded dragon?

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after the passing of Chunk "Admiral Crunch" Rogers earlier this year, i've finally emotionally recovered to the point at which i want another little spiky friend. my room has become a little lifeless without one. but now i've run into an issue: what the hell do i name him?

the problem is that i shot the cannon indoors and gave Chunk what is, to me, the perfect name for a bearded dragon. and that's why i come to you, my friends - i need name recommendations! here are a few i've received from friends that i've been turning over in my mind:

Gus
Loaf
Clank
Oslo
Peanut
Scrunt
Wiggles
HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE

i look forward to hearing your suggestions!

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#2  Edited By Chummy8

Kinda weird to come on to Giant Bomb to figure out what you want to name your vagina.

But Scrunt is the obvious choice.

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Lord Archibald Greystoke, or perhaps just Archie for short.

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Shenron obviously, but you may need to invest in a silk shirt to tie the whole thing together.

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Petey Pablo

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#10  Edited By BallsLeon

@hamst3r: We are Hue. We love Jordy Geordi (had to look this up).

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How about Fieri?

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Roshi, doof or trika (pronounced try-kah)

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Lu Bu. You must pursue Lu Bu.

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I can't be naming reptiles sight unseen! Hows a bout a sweet pic of that bad boy?

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#21  Edited By MrWakka

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Name him after your favourite actor, like Tiny Lister or Roy Scheider.

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Sisqo's 1999 Debut Album, "Unleash The (Bearded) Dragon"

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I'm pretty sure Ryu means 'dragon', so...Ryu. Or, call him Bruce Lee.

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From the list provided, definitely scrunt. I don't even know what that is or means but it's a great mouth sound.

Otherwise, Jeff Gertsmann.

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Jeff Bakalar

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Garfield, or Odie

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ABE LINCOLN!

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My first thought was Henry, but from the list I'd go with Gus.

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Jim Morrison was The Lizard King.

Jim would be fitting.

If you wanted to have fun with it, use or reference another Jim Morrison pseudonym, like The Erotic Policeman or Mojo Rising.

Or just go with Taswell.

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Jimmy, or Gargantus the Terrible.

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I like loaf, but scrunt has a nice mouth-feel.

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@danishingact: Scrunt sounds like vulgar slang for a certain bit of anatomy...

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#44  Edited By TopCat88

My friend had a bearded dragon that sadly passed away many years ago.

His was called Rocky, and to keep the theme, my suggestion is:

Dave "Clubber" Lang

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My old childhood one was named Uncle Iroh, since he was the Dragon of the West

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I think you should call it Brad Goodhand The 3rd.

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Tempering Coil Spring Punches

This is a spam bot just posting about steel manufacturing but good lord this is a great name for your dragon.

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Tim?

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Reggie.