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#1 Posted by barysan (9 posts) -

after the passing of Chunk "Admiral Crunch" Rogers earlier this year, i've finally emotionally recovered to the point at which i want another little spiky friend. my room has become a little lifeless without one. but now i've run into an issue: what the hell do i name him?

the problem is that i shot the cannon indoors and gave Chunk what is, to me, the perfect name for a bearded dragon. and that's why i come to you, my friends - i need name recommendations! here are a few i've received from friends that i've been turning over in my mind:


i look forward to hearing your suggestions!

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#2 Edited by Chummy8 (3853 posts) -

Kinda weird to come on to Giant Bomb to figure out what you want to name your vagina.

But Scrunt is the obvious choice.

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#4 Posted by Firepaw (3133 posts) -

Lord Archibald Greystoke, or perhaps just Archie for short.

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#5 Posted by avantegardener (2365 posts) -

Shenron obviously, but you may need to invest in a silk shirt to tie the whole thing together.

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#6 Posted by Bill_McNeal (813 posts) -

Tad Cooper

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#7 Posted by BrunoTheThird (825 posts) -

Mr. Spielberg

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#9 Edited by BallsLeon (554 posts) -

Petey Pablo

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#10 Edited by BallsLeon (554 posts) -

@hamst3r: We are Hue. We love Jordy Geordi (had to look this up).

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#11 Posted by Wilkin (30 posts) -

Locke Savage

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#12 Posted by Marcsman (3823 posts) -

Scaley McScaleface

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#13 Posted by Inresurrection (463 posts) -

How about Fieri?

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#15 Posted by KingBonesaw (1382 posts) -
  • Dogg's Turismo
  • Ouya
  • Larry Bird Jr.
  • TurboGrafx-16
  • Reptile
  • Internet Dan
  • Zak
  • Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device (F.L.U.D.D.)
  • Howie Dewitt
  • Yoshi K. Koopalingus

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#16 Posted by mjhwwbg (183 posts) -

Roshi, doof or trika (pronounced try-kah)

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#17 Posted by Captain_Insano (3483 posts) -


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#18 Posted by Darknorth (239 posts) -

Lu Bu. You must pursue Lu Bu.

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#19 Posted by PeezMachine (453 posts) -

I can't be naming reptiles sight unseen! Hows a bout a sweet pic of that bad boy?

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#20 Posted by HellBrendy (1304 posts) -

Waggleton P. Tallylicker

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#21 Edited by MrWakka (320 posts) -

Tad Cooper

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#22 Posted by Brackstone (876 posts) -

Name him after your favourite actor, like Tiny Lister or Roy Scheider.

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#23 Posted by ShaggE (9233 posts) -


The Scatman

Elizabeth "Liz" Ard

Sisqo's 1999 Debut Album, "Unleash The (Bearded) Dragon"


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#24 Posted by MonkeyKing1969 (7512 posts) -

I'm pretty sure Ryu means 'dragon', so...Ryu. Or, call him Bruce Lee.

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#25 Posted by The_Nubster (4032 posts) -

From the list provided, definitely scrunt. I don't even know what that is or means but it's a great mouth sound.

Otherwise, Jeff Gertsmann.

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#26 Posted by flatblack (129 posts) -


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#29 Posted by Sergiy (52 posts) -

Gandalf Dragonbeard

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#30 Posted by bacongames (4008 posts) -



Karnov's Revenge

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#31 Edited by PKB_Noitwont (131 posts) -

Jeff Bakalar

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#32 Posted by darkjohnny47 (280 posts) -

Garfield, or Odie

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#33 Edited by ValJean9430 (189 posts) -

I second scrunt...

But also lord porunga has a ring to it...

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#34 Posted by giantmidget999 (85 posts) -

Big Papa Pump

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#35 Posted by ATastySlurpee (646 posts) -


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#36 Posted by LeStephan (1214 posts) -

My first thought was Henry, but from the list I'd go with Gus.

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#37 Posted by lead_dispencer (534 posts) -

Revolver ocelot


RD (Ryan Davis)

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#38 Posted by kuku (105 posts) -


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#39 Posted by nutter (1967 posts) -

Jim Morrison was The Lizard King.

Jim would be fitting.

If you wanted to have fun with it, use or reference another Jim Morrison pseudonym, like The Erotic Policeman or Mojo Rising.

Or just go with Taswell.

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#40 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (747 posts) -

Jimmy, or Gargantus the Terrible.

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#41 Posted by yagami (846 posts) -


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#42 Posted by DanishingAct (412 posts) -

I like loaf, but scrunt has a nice mouth-feel.

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#43 Posted by nutter (1967 posts) -

@danishingact: Scrunt sounds like vulgar slang for a certain bit of anatomy...

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#44 Edited by TopCat88 (371 posts) -

My friend had a bearded dragon that sadly passed away many years ago.

His was called Rocky, and to keep the theme, my suggestion is:

Dave "Clubber" Lang

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#45 Posted by KittyApoc (14 posts) -

My old childhood one was named Uncle Iroh, since he was the Dragon of the West

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#46 Posted by The_Greg (535 posts) -

I think you should call it Brad Goodhand The 3rd.

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#48 Posted by Bollard (8151 posts) -

Tempering Coil Spring Punches

This is a spam bot just posting about steel manufacturing but good lord this is a great name for your dragon.

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#49 Posted by bmccann42 (400 posts) -


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#50 Posted by AdamALC (282 posts) -