What T-Shirt does God wear?

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#1  Edited By Clean

I'm think of something "silly" like this, or maybe something more classy like that below
 

What T-Shirt Does God Wear?

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#2  Edited By Hausdog

Spiritual beings don't get hot and they have no genitals so they don't wear clothes.

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#3  Edited By Clean

I don't really wanna picture God being naked as he welcomes me into heaven.

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#4  Edited By Hausdog

He doesn't really look like a dude, probably more like love or truth or some shit like that.

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#5  Edited By Clean

maybe he's like the boss from Power Rangers, or like how Obi-wan was a voice for Luke, or even maybe he was like the voice in Wizard of Oz.

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#7  Edited By TomServo

he wears a shirt that says "The only guy who sexed the virgin marry"

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#8  Edited By Terra1909

God wears a Zuit Suit, duh.

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#9  Edited By Dethfish

The obvious answer is he wears a GB t-shirt

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#12  Edited By whyzenheimer

A shirt with an arrow pointing down.  The text above reads, "Pull For Immaculate Conception".

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#13  Edited By dr_nefarious

"no Jehovah's witnesses allowed"

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#15  Edited By TheGreatGuero

God wears a Led Zeppelin t-shirt.

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#16  Edited By slinky6
dr_nefarious said:
"ArchScabby said:
"This"
LOL

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said:
"slinky6 said:
"http://www.maddogts.com/images/Dinosaurs%20died%20.jpg"
Holy shit, that is a funny one."
Isn't that from family guy?"
"because you touch yourself at night" was used in family guy.  But not in relation to dinosaurs.
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#17  Edited By Kou_Leifoh

Maybe we should ask fellow GB user, Jesus.

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#18  Edited By Elemmire

I could really imagine God with a Guinnes t- shir, or something really worn and patchy. While God is supposed to be super- great at
creating worlds and huge on the important stuff, I don't see him "sweating the small stuff".
If i were god I'd wear a t- shirt were it said "First Comment" (as in fist post!) or maybe a Chuck Norris t-shir, just for the humour.

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#19  Edited By penguindust

This gets my vote... (had one like it back in college ~ what a rebel I was back then)

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#20  Edited By Milkman
slinky6 said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"ArchScabby said:
"This"
LOL

JJOR64
said:
"slinky6 said:
"http://www.maddogts.com/images/Dinosaurs%20died%20.jpg"
Holy shit, that is a funny one."
Isn't that from family guy?"
"because you touch yourself at night" was used in family guy.  But not in relation to dinosaurs."
Yes, it was. That shirt is ripped word for word from a Family Guy joke.
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#21  Edited By NukeGoBoom
Hausdog said:
"Spiritual beings don't get hot and they have no genitals so they don't wear clothes."
Didnt some greek gods inpregnate some people or/and other gods? That means they have genitals...
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#22  Edited By dr_nefarious
slinky6 said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"ArchScabby said:
"This"
LOL

JJOR64
said:
"slinky6 said:
"http://www.maddogts.com/images/Dinosaurs%20died%20.jpg"
Holy shit, that is a funny one."
Isn't that from family guy?"
"because you touch yourself at night" was used in family guy.  But not in relation to dinosaurs."
No peter had a flash from the past of him as a kid and he was at a museum and asked the teacher why the dinosaurs died out. The teacher then replied, "because you touch yourself at night".
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#23  Edited By randiolo


He wears this.
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#24  Edited By Systech

God rocks that tuxedo T-shirt
God rocks that tuxedo T-shirt
EDIT: Just realized that the second pic posted is related. =(
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#25  Edited By LiquidPrince
Hausdog said:
"He doesn't really look like a dude, probably more like love or truth or some shit like that."
Actually if God exists then he will look like a man, because we were crafted in his image right? Therefore he looks like Adam, who is a man.
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#26  Edited By Systech

Changed my damn mind.
Changed my damn mind.

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#27  Edited By artofwar420

Why would he need a shirt?
Why would he need a shirt?

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#28  Edited By jakob187
LiquidPrince said:
"Hausdog said:
"He doesn't really look like a dude, probably more like love or truth or some shit like that."
Actually if God exists then he will look like a man, because we were crafted in his image right? Therefore he looks like Adam, who is a man."
He's got a point, ya know.

Also, God wears a very simple shirt.

It says "Heavy Metal".
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#29  Edited By Swick


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#30  Edited By FlipperDesert
PenguinDust said:
"This gets my vote... (had one like it back in college ~ what a rebel I was back then)

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Wearing a shirt with a picture of your son on it? That's weird.
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#31  Edited By BiggerBomb

"No Fat Chicks"

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#32  Edited By Disgaeamad


Oh hey, what's up?
Oh hey, what's up?

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#33  Edited By second_hand_fart

It depends on what shirt jeff gerstmann is wearing at the time.

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#34  Edited By theone86

Check the profile pic.

Edit: Oh hell, I guess you can't see the, "Abide," in place of the, "Hope."

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#35  Edited By Kou_Leifoh

I think god would wear this T-Shirt.


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#36  Edited By second_hand_fart
Kou_Leifoh said:
"I think god would wear this T-Shirt.


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Please, if you know where I can get that on a shirt let me know!
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#37  Edited By Coltonio7

Duhh
Duhh

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#38  Edited By toowalrus

I'm pretty sure he wears an Iron Maiden T-shirt.

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"God is dead." - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead." - God

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For the win. All of the way.

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#42  Edited By LiquidPrince
amandackrueger said:
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"God is dead." - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead." - God

"
ROFL
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TooWalrus said:
"I'm pretty sure he wears an Iron Maiden T-shirt."
Agreed.
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#44  Edited By SoothsayerGB
"This is MADDNESS!!!"
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#45  Edited By Serker

a Clapton shirt

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#47  Edited By NickL

omg i want a shirt with that goldeen picture on it, i think on saturday i will search all day for a place to do it...

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#48  Edited By FCKSNAP

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#49  Edited By _Phara0h_

Probably a t-shirt with the text: if you can read this your dead or

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And yes God is black.....
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#50  Edited By BiggerBomb
Bucketdeth said:
"TooWalrus said:
"I'm pretty sure he wears an Iron Maiden T-shirt."
Agreed."

Yes, this is the most likely candidate. But...

Snapstacle said:
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...dude, that's awesome.