What would be the tastiest dinosaur?

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I was just watching a documentary about dinosaurs when the thought popped into my head, "I wonder what a dinosaur would taste like." I mean really, what would they taste like? I imagine that the larger ones might taste a bit like a whale, considering that they're so massive. But then if they're related to birds, maybe they'd taste a bit more like chicken or turkey?

My guess is that something like a Velociraptor would be pretty tasty, like a big turkey. I'm sure it would be delicious with the right herbs and spices.

So what are your thoughts? Are there any specific dinosaurs you'd really like to chow down on? Perhaps a Tyrannosaurus T-bone steak or maybe a Stegosaurus pie?

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Brontosaurus. Or brachiosaurus.

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#3  Edited By Shadow

For some reason, I get the feeling a Triceratops would taste the best

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#4  Edited By Mushir

@Brodehouse said:

Brontosaurus. Or brachiosaurus.

Yea I thought the same. Maybe even the Diplodocus.

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#5  Edited By CL60

T-Rex is my favorite, it's delicious. Trust me, I know.

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#6  Edited By penguindust

Brontosaurus. The ribs are worth any potential damage.

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#7  Edited By Ashuku

Hadrosaurid

Also, this is now my favorite thread.

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#8  Edited By SeriouslyNow

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#9  Edited By BeachThunder

Velociraptors would taste like chicken.

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#10  Edited By I_Stay_Puft

The Mac & Cheese Dinosaur

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#11  Edited By Purpz

pterosaurs, their the most likely to taste like chicken. Mmmmmm, chicken.

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#12  Edited By NegativeCero

Not a dinosaur, but I'd like to try Megalodon

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#13  Edited By crusader8463

Bigmacosaurous with a side of fryadon and a medium cokealadon.

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#14  Edited By Justin258
Velociraptor would be pretty tasty, like a big turkey.

I haven't seen Jurassic Park in a long time now.

Anyway, probably a brontosaurus. They would be something like a giant cow.

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#15  Edited By Video_Game_King

@NegativeCero said:

Not a dinosaur, but I'd like to try Megalodon

Eh, I've heard that Megidolaon is tastier.

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#17  Edited By dichemstys

I'm guessing that a Velociraptor would taste nice.

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#18  Edited By AlianthaBerries

Stegosaurus, or any dinosaur that would have a lot of fatty parts due to not much exercise

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#19  Edited By MegaMetaTurtle

The turkey ones :)

Man, now I really want turkey dinosaurs :(

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T-Rex isn't bad, just be sure to make it bloody and dump A1 all over that shit and it becomes pretty enjoyable.

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#21  Edited By KaosAngel

...they'd all taste like chicken...

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#22  Edited By KaosAngel

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

T-Rex isn't bad, just be sure to make it bloody and dump A1 all over that shit and it becomes pretty enjoyable.

Why would you use A1?

Dinosaurs were birds.

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Oh and the shasta yoshi apple soda taste like yoshi piss and its s fucking fantasic as the rest of him.

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How the -fucking hell- should I know that?

No. How should I even have any kind of idea about that?

...

Actually since it seems like they might be related to birds, I bet they all tastes like chicken... or shit.

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#25  Edited By otzlowe

Baryonyx. Its primary diet was fish and it's basically a giant chicken. Best of both worlds!

I was going to say Hadrosaurs because they're basically the dinosaur equivalent to cows, but then I remembered that beef is actually a tremendously boring meat and everyone is crazy for liking it so much.

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#26  Edited By MikeGosot

Considering evolution, i guess they would taste like chicken.

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#27  Edited By SmilingPig

We should try cloning them and find out.

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#28  Edited By Hunter5024

Wouldn't they taste a lot like crocodile?? People actually eat that stuff so we should ask them... or maybe its alligators... I honestly have no idea what the difference is.

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#29  Edited By otzlowe

@Hunter5024 said:

Wouldn't they taste a lot like crocodile?? People actually eat that stuff so we should ask them... or maybe its alligators... I honestly have no idea what the difference is.

Crocodiles are an order of animals, alligators are a particular species. People never explain it well. They always make it sound like crocodiles and alligators are different sub-species. I never learned this until recently, myself.

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#30  Edited By SexyToad

Yourmomacaurs.

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#31  Edited By Knave

@Video_Game_King: Woah bro, thanks for the plug in.

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#32  Edited By gtg12

I would try out T-rex steak first.

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#33  Edited By Seppli

Gigantoraptor looks tasty! Just imagine the drumstick... and frying up them eggs. Yummy!

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#34  Edited By ShadowConqueror

Deliciousaurus.

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#35  Edited By bybeach

@Purpz said:

pterosaurs, their the most likely to taste like chicken. Mmmmmm, chicken.

pterosaurs wern't dinosaurs, but I quoted this because that would be my take generally. Chicken, at least for the theropods.

And sure Pterosaurs are close..warm blooded they suspect.

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@KaosAngel said:

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

T-Rex isn't bad, just be sure to make it bloody and dump A1 all over that shit and it becomes pretty enjoyable.

Why would you use A1?

Dinosaurs were birds.

A1 is the best I've found so far. Ketchup doesn't go well with it at all, and mustard is okay with it but in small doses. Haven't tried hot sauce yet, but I don't think it'll be good.

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#37  Edited By Blackout62

I was thinking how a T-Rex leg would taste but then it dawned on me: When was the last time I ate a carnivore? I can't actually remember so probably I would prefer one of the smaller herbivores.

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#38  Edited By RandomHero666

Dinosaurs were not birds.

Birds are dinosaurs, technically birds are reptiles.

I'd eat a deinonychus though. it would probably taste like any other carnivore.. like shit

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#39  Edited By InternetCrab

Velociraptor, definetly.

I mean, check that tasty motherfucker.
I mean, check that tasty motherfucker.
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#40  Edited By galiant

Anything with feathers probably tastes like chicken.

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#41  Edited By Hunter5024

@Otzlowe said:

@Hunter5024 said:

Wouldn't they taste a lot like crocodile?? People actually eat that stuff so we should ask them... or maybe its alligators... I honestly have no idea what the difference is.

Crocodiles are an order of animals, alligators are a particular species. People never explain it well. They always make it sound like crocodiles and alligators are different sub-species. I never learned this until recently, myself.

Thank you

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#42  Edited By DeF

@AlianthaBerries said:

Stegosaurus, or any dinosaur that would have a lot of fatty parts due to not much exercise

You mean the Steakosaurus!

Mmmmmmmmmm yummy! :D

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#43  Edited By BionicRadd

@Hunter5024 said:

@Otzlowe said:

@Hunter5024 said:

Wouldn't they taste a lot like crocodile?? People actually eat that stuff so we should ask them... or maybe its alligators... I honestly have no idea what the difference is.

Crocodiles are an order of animals, alligators are a particular species. People never explain it well. They always make it sound like crocodiles and alligators are different sub-species. I never learned this until recently, myself.

Thank you

That was pretty close. The Order is Crocodilia, but Crocodiles belong to the Family Crocodylidae, while Alligators belong to the Family Alligatoridae. So the two creature are from the same Order, but are in fact part of different Families. So they are different species. I guess people refer to all members of the Order Crocodilia as Crocodiles, because I know I heard the "all alligators are crocodiles but not all crocodiles are alligators" thing when I was a kid. However, when speaking about specific species, Crocodiles and Alligators are different. Blame the idiots that named the Families for being as vague as humanly possible.

As for which Dinosaur I'd eat? Denver, cause he's the last one.

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#44  Edited By Matfei90

Don't think a velociraptor would be very palatable, fast moving and athletic would probably mean its pretty chewy. Go for a slower, more fatty one I'd say.

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#45  Edited By Sploder

Velociraptors are kinda like big turkeys. So them.

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#46  Edited By veektarius

@Otzlowe said:

Baryonyx. Its primary diet was fish and it's basically a giant chicken. Best of both worlds!

I was going to say Hadrosaurs because they're basically the dinosaur equivalent to cows, but then I remembered that beef is actually a tremendously boring meat and everyone is crazy for liking it so much.

Really? You think that chicken has more natural flavor than beef?

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#47  Edited By Ulain

Reading about coelacanths, sounds like people have tried them, if that counts. They taste like crap, and make you crap.

Crocodiles seem like the closest thing you could get today.

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#48  Edited By RedRavN

Archaeopteryx would probably be close to eating a large flying bird like an eagle or hawk (not that I recommend you eat those birds). It would probably be a bit tough, stringy and gamey but taste like a pheasant or something. Otherwise, I would think that a herbivore would definately be better tasting considering meat from large predators is generallly kind of tough and bland for the most part. You know, ceratopsian ( the order the triceratops is in) would probably be awesome. Maybe it would taste like an elephant.

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Pleasiosaur (spelling sucks so i'll just say Loch Ness Monster)

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#50  Edited By otzlowe

@Veektarius said:

@Otzlowe said:

Baryonyx. Its primary diet was fish and it's basically a giant chicken. Best of both worlds!

I was going to say Hadrosaurs because they're basically the dinosaur equivalent to cows, but then I remembered that beef is actually a tremendously boring meat and everyone is crazy for liking it so much.

Really? You think that chicken has more natural flavor than beef?

I didn't say anything about natural. However, I do definitely think that beef has a bland flavor, steak or no steak. I was being hyperbolic, but I generally dislike any meat that only tastes decent if it's still pink in the center. That texture makes me want to vomit.