What would happen if you rick rolled Chuck Norris?

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#1  Edited By death919

What would happen?

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#2  Edited By sponge3164

World would explode

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#3  Edited By breadfan

You would perish from the Earth

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#4  Edited By citizenkane

Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised.

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#5  Edited By BiggerBomb

You would get roundhouse kick'd.

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#6  Edited By OmegaPirate

Rick would get 2 thirds of the way through the chorus and spontaneously grow a beard  - then roundhouse kick his backing dancers -

And Chuck would nod - and change the channell

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#7  Edited By Abunai

Chuck norris would ravi roll whoever rick rolled him till their eyes bled

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#8  Edited By Cube

He would Chocolate Rain on your parade.

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#9  Edited By stAtic
CitizenKane said:
"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."
This.
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#10  Edited By Bloodbath

He would probably cry.

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#11  Edited By SlowHands

Nothing would happen because Chuck Norris is old news and I don't care about and I wish he would go back to the eighties.

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#12  Edited By BiggerBomb
SlowHands said:
"Nothing would happen because Chuck Norris is old news and I don't care about and I wish he would go back to the eighties.
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Chuck Norris jokes are still hilarious. Don't fuck with chuck.
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#13  Edited By Grady

In soviet russia, Chuck Norris Rick Rolls you.

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#14  Edited By RetroIce4

100% sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the monitor 20 feet out the window knocking his bad guys into trees from the flying monitor. Actually saw it happen.

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#15  Edited By SlowHands
BiggerBomb said:
"SlowHands said:
"Nothing would happen because Chuck Norris is old news and I don't care about and I wish he would go back to the eighties.
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Chuck Norris jokes are still hilarious. Don't fuck with chuck.
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Let's face it, they were never funny.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN
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#16  Edited By BiggerBomb

Good day, sir!

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#17  Edited By MOSES

Does anybody want to find out?|

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#18  Edited By Aarny91

He would murder you and your whole family

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#19  Edited By TwoOneFive
stAtic said:
"CitizenKane said:
"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."
This.
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yea, i second that. or third, hmm whatever. 
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#20  Edited By Oriental_Jams

The world would explode because of too many hyper-fads coming together at once

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#21  Edited By Rowr
BiggerBomb said:
"You would get roundhouse kick'd."
dam that was totally my answer.

He would find you. Open your front door to go to work in the morning and POW!

Getting Chuck Norrised is far worse than being Rick Rolled.
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#22  Edited By Aarny91
TwoOneFive said:
"stAtic said:
"CitizenKane said:
"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."
This.
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yea, i second that. or third, hmm whatever. "
I 14th it
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#23  Edited By Jesus
MOSES said:
"Does anybody want to find out?|"
I do
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#24  Edited By DARKIDO07

Chuck Norris doesn't get Rick Rolled, Rick Astley gets Chuck Rolled.

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#25  Edited By Arkthemaniac
CitizenKane said:
"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."
Nice.
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#26  Edited By Systech

Phil Collins would break another Genesis.

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#27  Edited By Black_Rose
CitizenKane said:
"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."

Pretty much
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#28  Edited By Whight_Knight

... Chuck Norris would get Rick Rolled, obviously.Duh ...

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#29  Edited By Mattzz10
Whight_Knight said:
"... Chuck Norris would get Rick Rolled, obviously.Duh ...
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Or would the video not play because it senses the presence of Chuck?
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#30  Edited By Whight_Knight
Mattzz10 said:
"Whight_Knight said:
"... Chuck Norris would get Rick Rolled, obviously.Duh ...
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Or would the video not play because it senses the presence of Chuck?
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It would play because the Chuck Norris meme is lame.
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#31  Edited By Pavaloo

He will have gotten owned :\ that's it

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#32  Edited By DoctorTran

Chuck Norris would die.

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#33  Edited By sculsoldi3r
Grady said:
"In soviet russia, Chuck Norris Rick Rolls you.
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In soviet russia Rick Rolls you!
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#34  Edited By Cirdain

He would rip out my eyes then replace them with cameras. And one of them has that video looped over and over.

by the way my favourite quote is

'Chuck Norris killed 78 people and ran out of bullets. Jack Bauer killed 233 people, and ran out of people.'

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#35  Edited By Willy105
Cirdain said:
"He would rip out my eyes then replace them with cameras. And one of them has that video looped over and over.

by the way my favourite quote is

'Chuck Norris killed 78 people and ran out of bullets. Jack Bauer killed 233 people, and ran out of people.'

"
Who in the world is Jack Bauer?
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#36  Edited By CleverLoginName

The sky is falling!

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#37  Edited By Absurd

Nothing, Chuck Norris is overrated

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#38  Edited By Giantkitty

Probably this:



but who knows? maybe this:




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#39  Edited By Iffy350

The internet would fail and the world economy would collapse.

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#40  Edited By calf_exercises

Chuck Noris would use the power of the internet to find and kill you.

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#41  Edited By MrMiyamoto

He would probably kill you!

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#42  Edited By serbsta

He would rick roll you back ten times as hard.

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#43  Edited By sculsoldi3r
serbsta said:
"He would rick roll you back ten times as hard.
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In serbia people claim they invent rick rolled.
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#44  Edited By clarke0

He would burst out of your monitor and punch that smirk right off of your damn face.

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#45  Edited By SleazyCobra

 Chuck would already know it's a trap

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#46  Edited By OGCartman

Chuck Norris would circle around the earth so fast it would go back in time to where the youtube video is about to play then punch the ground, destroying the universe

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#47  Edited By Shawn

Chuck Norris doesn't get Rick Roll'd.

Rick Rolls for Chuck Norris.

Bad Chuck Norris joke.
/life

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#48  Edited By Hungry_bunny

A double quintuple round-house kick that will turn back time a few minutes while disintegrating your body at the same time.

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#49  Edited By Pezjulo
CitizenKane said:
"Rick Roll would be Chuck Norrised."
ROFL.
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#50  Edited By henjin

Well, obviously the internet browser will crash, or youtube will give a warning because chuck norris is there.