When me and my bro were like 4 there was a pigeon in our yard and we grabbed a pick axe and I think the pigeon couldnt fly for some reason, then I hit it with the pick axe then It got damaged and I finished it off. Then my mom said she was gonna go water the garden then I said "ill do it" because I didnt want her to see it so I started spraying water on it so it would swim away lol, then I threw a crab trap on it, i dont know why, then we got caught, how about u.
What's the biggest thing youve killed?
Frog. When I was five I was walking by my grandparents' pond when a huge frog jumped out of nowhere right onto my face. Scared the crap out of me.
Now, when I was that age, when something scared me, I liked to. . . .teach it a lesson. So I took the frog, ripped off its arms and legs, pulled out its eyes, and threw the lump that was the remainder of its body into the water like a rock.
I don't do that anymore.
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:Ouch! I dont know weather Biff was self-pwned or Dalai pwned him, pwned congress is now in session"My grandmother!"Yeah, definitely BiffMcBlumplin's grandmother... and I've gone whale hunting."
My dog once killed a cat and it was my fault??
The biggest thing to die by my hands not including Fish, was a few dozen Rabbits, a farmer near where i used to live payed me for each rabbit i killed. Was fun shooting them but i grew out of that sort of thing.
My self respect and dignity with a girl. I ll never forget it because its never going to happen again!
"Biggest thing I've killed? My ego.Dalai said:
Oh zing! >_>"
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:Weltal said:"My grandmother!"Yeah, definitely BiffMcBlumplin's grandmother... and I've gone whale hunting."
"A deer. To be fair, that deer had it coming."I lol'd.
"I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"
You sick bastard.
"BiggerBomb said:"HazBazz said:Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema.""I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"
You sick bastard."
But a goomba?! I'm telling PEDA.
"HazBazz said:No no, its ok. The cinema manager never even found out, and now I've bought a new TV. Don't worry."BiggerBomb said:"HazBazz said:Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema.""I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"
You sick bastard."
But a goomba?! I'm telling PEDA."
"HazBazz said:PEDA? I don't think they care about Goombas."BiggerBomb said:"HazBazz said:Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema.""I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"
You sick bastard."
But a goomba?! I'm telling PEDA."
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