What's the biggest thing youve killed?

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#1  Edited By Gamer

When me and my bro were like 4 there was a pigeon in our yard and we grabbed a pick axe and I think the pigeon couldnt fly for some reason, then I hit it with the pick axe then It got damaged and I finished it off. Then my mom said she was gonna go water the garden then I said "ill do it" because I didnt want her to see it so I started spraying water on it so it would swim away lol, then I threw a crab trap on it, i dont know why, then we got caught, how about u.

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#2  Edited By Shawn

Biggest thing I've killed? My ego.

Oh zing! >_>

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#3  Edited By Silverain

Frog. When I was five I was walking by my grandparents' pond when a huge frog jumped out of nowhere right onto my face. Scared the crap out of me.

Now, when I was that age, when something scared me, I liked to. . . .teach it a lesson. So I took the frog, ripped off its arms and legs, pulled out its eyes, and threw the lump that was the remainder of its body into the water like a rock.

I don't do that anymore.

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#4  Edited By weltal

A deer. To be fair, that deer had it coming.

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#5  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

My grandmother!

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#6  Edited By Dalai
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My grandmother!"
Yeah, definitely BiffMcBlumplin's grandmother... and I've gone whale hunting.
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#7  Edited By Thanatos465

uh....I killed a Wolf spider once, it was like 3 inches and scary!

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#8  Edited By Thanatos465
Dalai said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My grandmother!"
Yeah, definitely BiffMcBlumplin's grandmother... and I've gone whale hunting."
Ouch! I dont know weather Biff was self-pwned or Dalai pwned him, pwned congress is now in session
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#9  Edited By Commando

Many, many deer. they're all over our farm

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#10  Edited By Robocop111

Kain,The dad from That 70's show, and The Terminator.

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#11  Edited By Black_Rose

I dont know, an ant maybe, i havent killed many things in my life

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#12  Edited By piecat

Just insects and other various small animals. I would say fishes, but I don't actually do the killing. However, I'm the direct cause of their death.

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#13  Edited By Black_Raven

I shot a deer once, then i had to finish it off with a hunting knife.

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#14  Edited By KillaMaStA

A fly? i dont know..

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#15  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

I've shot a rabbit before, but that's about it.

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#16  Edited By RandomHero666

My dog once killed a cat and it was my fault??
The biggest thing to die by my hands not including Fish, was a few dozen Rabbits, a farmer near where i used to live payed me for each rabbit i killed. Was fun shooting them but i grew out of that sort of thing.

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#17  Edited By Red

I guess I've killed a pig......BY EATING IT!

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#18  Edited By Otacon

Directly killing.. a snail? I don't know, don't think I have ever killed something that wasn't an insect.

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#19  Edited By Gizmo

    I once threw a snail on a barbecue, then threw water on it, I was about 5 at the time.

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#20  Edited By Warfare

Rabbit.

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#21  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx

My self respect and dignity with a girl. I ll never forget it because its never going to happen again!

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#22  Edited By Aurelito

Two or three geckos.

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#23  Edited By AaronBelfast
Shawn said:
"Biggest thing I've killed? My ego.

Oh zing! >_>"
Dalai said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My grandmother!"
Yeah, definitely BiffMcBlumplin's grandmother... and I've gone whale hunting."
Weltal said:
"A deer. To be fair, that deer had it coming."
I lol'd.
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#24  Edited By BiggerBomb

Probably a worm.

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#25  Edited By HazBazz

I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?

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#26  Edited By Karmum

Probably like an ant, which isn't exactly big.

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#27  Edited By BiggerBomb
HazBazz said:
"I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"


You sick bastard.
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#28  Edited By HazBazz
BiggerBomb said:
"HazBazz said:
"I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"


You sick bastard."
Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema.
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#29  Edited By BiggerBomb
HazBazz said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"HazBazz said:
"I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"


You sick bastard."
Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema."

But a goomba?! I'm telling PEDA.
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#30  Edited By HazBazz
BiggerBomb said:
"HazBazz said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"HazBazz said:
"I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"


You sick bastard."
Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema."

But a goomba?! I'm telling PEDA."
No no, its ok. The cinema manager never even found out, and now I've bought a new TV. Don't worry.
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#31  Edited By Dalai
BiggerBomb said:
"HazBazz said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"HazBazz said:
"I played Mario 64 on a cinema screen once and jumped on a Goomba, does that count?"


You sick bastard."
Well sorry but my TV was broken so the only option I had was to take the damn thing to the cinema."

But a goomba?! I'm telling PEDA."
PEDA?  I don't think they care about Goombas.
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#32  Edited By MKHavoc

I've never killed anything bigger than a moth.