What's the last dream you remember having?

I dream't I was a rookie detective in a small town working with my superior trying to hunt down bible John, we were asking people in a localunfriendly pub when I picked is up a coffee for us on the way out  and eye's up a female, I was having relationship problems with my wife, then I woke up, it was an interesting dream but didn't finish, which was annoying, that's always anoying.

Sometimes you can't remember dreams as well, which is also annoying.

That you got Banned.

Last night I dreamt I was eating out some girl's box and the fluids were acidic started to painfully burn the flesh off my lips & tongue.  I suddenly woke up in a cold sweat.

I'm dead serious.

"Last night I dreamt I was eating out some girl's box and the fluids were acidic started to painfully burn the flesh off my lips & tongue.  I suddenly woke up in a cold sweat.

I'm dead serious."

That is wierd.  Maybe we were actually hooking up with each other in our sleep.

Lol. I doubt it. I swear though I woke up and my face was bleeding badly it was coming out my nose, and my lips. That is so incredibly weird. Maybe I was rolling around in bed while I was imagining to do Nastia, and I hit my face on my night stand???? I have no Idea...

Well, I always kick people in the face during sex...it's a fetish I have.

Lol....I felt like I had been kicked in the face, but I imagined Nastia kicking me, which is weirdest part.

In the last dream I remember having I was walking down the street. I spotted an "Old friend" (who, in my dream, I recognized instantly, the dude doesn't exist in real life though,) and we walked up to eachother and shook hands smiling and everything, and he kind of pulls my arm in for a hug. I thought it was odd at first, but then that motherfucker starts squeezing me like a fucking vice grip. I tried to say something but I couldn't, a few seconds after that I tried to scream and get the attention of all the people walking by us down the street but I couldn't... that asshole was suffocating the shit out of me. That's about all I remember.

Thats odd, but I think mine is the oddest. I wake up bleeding...Maybe I was doing Nastia...who knows. I wish.

>_>
I can't never remember the exact dreams but for the last four nights, they were about a girl I really miss.

Lol... That's not suprising. So far every dream has been about girls.....

My last dream was really weird... I ended up in a knife fight with my friend at night in a deserted house. I sneaked upstairs, waited for him to come up, and ambushed him, stabbing him repeatedly until he fell down. I heard someone else scream and I woke up. I don't know what this says about me lol

"My last dream was really weird... I ended up in a knife fight with my friend at night in a deserted house. I sneaked upstairs, waited for him to come up, and ambushed him, stabbing him repeatedly until he fell down. I heard someone else scream and I woke up. I don't know what this says about me lol"

i ruled a country.

I was supposed to be doing something, but was sad because I was on the toilet.  My mom came in and I had two huge poops in there.  I started crying and then woke up.

What the fuck?

The last dream i remember was 2 nights ago, i was in a huge building and it got sucked into a tornado, i probably had it because i was messing around with tornado's in the cryengine2 sandbox editor before i went to bed....  

I was on the top of a ginormous cell tower with some friends and for some reason, and they all started falling off.

You should also know that I'm afraid of heights...

I had a weird dream last night that involved fish jumping out of a tank, and me getting it back to life. It was a tiny little fish. I think they were somehow my brother's, in the dream.

"I was supposed to be doing something, but was sad because I was on the toilet.  My mom came in and I had two huge poops in there.  I started crying and then woke up.

What the fuck?"

"Aska said:

"I was supposed to be doing something, but was sad because I was on the toilet.  My mom came in and I had two huge poops in there.  I started crying and then woke up.

What the fuck?"

Best dream ever!

The last dream I vividly remember was one involving two friends (one guy, one girl) and myself, going on a road trip to Bognor Regis. Most of the dream was about the journey there, and how the girl and I got halfway there before realising we'd left the guy behind. We stayed at the guy's parents' apartment there, which only had one double bed, and the guy and I argued about who was going to sleep in it with the girl. The girl got so fed up of us arguing, she ended up erecting a rooftop hammock between two chimneys, and I shared the bed with the guy.

Anybody want to have a go at deciphering that one? Answers on a postcard to the usual address."

This is the perfect thread for me because I dream't last night I was a professional wrestler and I beat Triple H in a cage match and just won the WWE Championship most of my dream was spent leading up to that time then I woke up at about 4 AM in the morning so I went back to sleep and had a dream I got shot...I just finished Alone in the Dark so there's no telling what my dream will be tonight.I'll probably post tomorrow just cause I love telling people my dreams.

I was Leonel Messi's brother, but no one was payin attention to me =(

erm....it started with me and some random on a beach watching a large boat slowly sinking.  then my bro climbed on the boat and it tipped up and he fell in the sea.  the boat chased him to the shore but he made it just!  -suddenly my dream skipped to a different place and me my bro and my dad were in some resident evil style laboratory.  to get out we had to sign some forms?!  whilst they were doing that i found a box of vials that had labels on them.  (i think it said something like bacolic or bacaustic, it definately began with a b)  I was messing with one and spilt some of the contents on my hands.  a doctor came in and told me that some crazy shit might happen and that i should look at these two lights (a red one and a blue one on something which looked very much like the wii motion sensing bar).  After about a minute i noticed that the lights started moving and the red light appeared inside the blue light and visa versa.  Around this time a building that i could see through a window exploded in an incredible fashion.  Oddly enough it looked like the beetham tower in manchester england.  I asked the doctor what that was all about and..............

thats really all i remember.  it was my most vivid dream for a few days although i seem to have been having alot recently.

I dreamt last night that our family worked for a guy who assassinated the President (We didn't know that at the time though. He just seemed like a dick). That guy had a monkey, and "The Doctor", as he was called in my dream,  had a huge marketing campaign where he was trying to make his monkey the most famous and powerful monkey on Earth. Because we worked for him, we would be sent on little motor-powered trycicles down the halls of hotels, highways, streets, etc. simply to collect donations for this monkey from not only people, but also hospitals.

 Slowly, our family and friends began to realize that he had assassinated the President (I don't remember how we figured that out, I think I was in his hotel room and found an article), so we spread the news and launched a rebellion, beginning with me luring him out of his hotel room by taking the backpack that had the monkey's food. I fled using the motor-powered trycicle, and all the other workers around me made it their intention to damage as much property as possible so that they could lose all the money they had gained for him. We got around a few thousand trycicle riders to follow me to the local country club, dodging cars along the way, and.......

We were supposed to set up an ambush for him, because he was known to go to the country club at that time, but it never happened because I got a text from my friend asking if I was awake. Dang.

I just woke up and I dreamed I was a baseball player...I guess that has nothing to do with Alone in the Dark =(

"I dreamt last night that our family worked for a guy who assassinated the President (We didn't know that at the time though. He just seemed like a dick). That guy had a monkey, and "The Doctor", as he was called in my dream,  had a huge marketing campaign where he was trying to make his monkey the most famous and powerful monkey on Earth. Because we worked for him, we would be sent on little motor-powered trycicles down the halls of hotels, highways, streets, etc. simply to collect donations for this monkey from not only people, but also hospitals.

 Slowly, our family and friends began to realize that he had assassinated the President (I don't remember how we figured that out, I think I was in his hotel room and found an article), so we spread the news and launched a rebellion, beginning with me luring him out of his hotel room by taking the backpack that had the monkey's food. I fled using the motor-powered trycicle, and all the other workers around me made it their intention to damage as much property as possible so that they could lose all the money they had gained for him. We got around a few thousand trycicle riders to follow me to the local country club, dodging cars along the way, and.......

We were supposed to set up an ambush for him, because he was known to go to the country club at that time, but it never happened because I got a text from my friend asking if I was awake. Dang."

"dankempster said:

The last dream I vividly remember was one involving two friends (one guy, one girl) and myself, going on a road trip to Bognor Regis. Most of the dream was about the journey there, and how the girl and I got halfway there before realising we'd left the guy behind. We stayed at the guy's parents' apartment there, which only had one double bed, and the guy and I argued about who was going to sleep in it with the girl. The girl got so fed up of us arguing, she ended up erecting a rooftop hammock between two chimneys, and I shared the bed with the guy.

Anybody want to have a go at deciphering that one? Answers on a postcard to the usual address."

You annoy girls. lol"