What's your ideal body type?

Lets say you're working out (maybe you really are) or trying to obtain a certain body type. What would your ideal body be? Would you be a hulking monster? Would you be really skinny? Personally I'd try to be like... 

That looks about right

Like the spartans in 300 .... not that I am in any way near it :P

Thinner than me.

Thin with definition, having wanting to have large muscles it feels great seeing the weight that you were lifting and how much you have improved but I prefer being skinnier and getting rid of the fat, ways to go still but blame my diet for that

Ripped as fuck.

36-24-36?

that would never happen, but skinny deffo

skinny like a hungry Ethiopian

For me personally? I like to eat and I won't give up any meals for looks. Somewhat like Tychus Findlay of Starcraft fame. I'm pretty darn close actually. Prolly another 3 years of regular workout and I'll be there. Your body reflects your lifestyle, so chose wisely how you want to look. Unless you are okay with being unhappy or constantly doing shit you hate to do. Like starving or working out more than you are willing to for the rest of your life.

Lanky.

Zyzz, the Father of Aesthetics, Son of Zeus, and brother of Hercules.

My pecs are almost where I want them to be, I just need to make that line down the middle and Ill be good.  I just need to make my triceps bigger and same with my shoulders.  My traps are alright, my lats look terrible.  I dont give a fuck my about biceps, forearms and calves.  My quads and hamstrings are fine 

Oh affirmative, baby.

About ten pounds lighter than I am, I guess? I don't have particularly demanding standards.

I'm muscular and I try to maintain being muscular. I like being built, and having a 405lbs bench press while my bodyweight is 210lbs is pretty sweet.

I don't want to be thin, and I think I'd look ridiculous if I was.

I'm working on flattening my stomach and building up a bit more muscle, but on the whole I just want to not look fat. Basically a fit rugby league front rower (which I used to be), if any of you heathen Americans can work out what that is :P

como este

Naturally.

Being ripped, chiseled, fit and an absolutely sexy male would be nice... but what's the purpose in it? I have no purpose to stay ripped, chiseled, fit, and absolutely sexy! Nothing can really fix my ugliness, so I'm happy with the way I am. I am 160 pounds, I have a small stomach, and I am a weakling. Sure I wouldn't mind some muscle, but people demand too much from you when you're muscular. "Lift this! You're strong!" Thinks to self: "Yeah you want me to do it so you don't have to, and you're more than strong enough." If I can't lift something, I'll get what you call a fork lift or a "dolly" to help me lift it. If I can't do it, you're shit out of luck!

I have such mixed reactions on this it's pathetic. Yeah being stronger would be nice, but yet it's undesirable. Boy am I annoying myself! Just reading what I said just makes me sick and sound like a total jerk. UGH, I'M IN A VERY SOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW!! Thanks a lot. I just set my own fuse.

I want to look like a present-day Alan Alda.

HUMAN.
 
Buh dum tish.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Redbullet685:

If adverts over here were as awesome as that i'd watch more TV ;p

And RIPPED obviously, not sure how exactly to define it, but the world better be prepared when it happens...

@Dagbiker: I like the way you think. Though I wouldn't go with Asimo.

Also, I'm waiting for someone to post a picture of Poison.

Ripped, but not too ripped. Like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

Chubby. 5'10, 220 Ibs. Have stretchmarks from when I was 235-240 Ibs. Lost weight since then.

@I_smell said:

Skinny, I guess.

Just not fat?

I think I'm too short to look good ripped so yeah, just not fat.

Slim but toned but that'll never happen. If I run and just lift weights I'll probably end up looking like a linebacker but if I eat right and certain foods hopefully I'll have a body type of a Safety. I'm 6'0 245 but carry my weight well but I guess thats a nice way of calling me fat, my goal weight is 210 my ideal is 195. Being 25 hopefully doesn't make it any harder.

@DillonWerner said:

as a straight man I'd totally hit that.

I'd just like to put on some visible muscle.

I would like a body like Marcus or Tychus.

Working man's muscle. None of that minimum body fat, showing every sinew...but old school manly.

Not saying someone like Bruce Lee isn't a nice example of manhood, it's just not for me.

I'll settle for nothing less than "slightly confusing and disquieting". I want people to look at me and say "...Should that be there?"

Vin Diesel basically.

I'm not much for the super hulky body type. I'd say a Mediterranian casanova look.

Thin but kind of defined.

Batman would be nice, but adding a little more muscle is all I need. The diets and constant workouts to get that ripped look, I want none of it.

Not underweight. Since forever I eat and eat and eat and honestly don't exercise much except for walking to places, yet I remain underweight. I'm around 6ft and nearly 20, yet I hover between 7st/8st.