When Taco Bell rules the world, and you can only choose between three meats, which one will be your favorite?

steak: not even a question

I need that healthy chicken.

49% of all three of those are some kind of homogenized soy-based protein compound, right?

I choose Death

This

...by Taco Bell.

Why are beef and steak two different options? I doubt that beef will be an item on any fast food menu in the future.

Just what I'm thinking

And this too

Chicken is versatile and healthier.

Also between my cooking and the type of restaurants I visit currently, I don't eat a ton of beef and rarely eat steak.

@isomeri: At Taco Bell "beef" is just the standard ground beef, "steak" is strips/chunks. Having said that, I voted steak.

Speaking of TB, I wonder if Dan's tried the new "boss wrap", they sound pretty good. Then there's the (in testing) "croissant taco" which looks...interesting.

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Same... by chicken.

If it was all I could eat, I would go chicken. I wouldn't get as tired of that as quickly.

Chicken. Less likely to kill me as quickly.

"Favorite" is a strong word to use when talking about Taco Bell. I prefer "hate the least." Beef.

What's Taco Bell chicken exactly, breast? I've never had Taco Bell.

I'm pretty sure that everything at Taco Bell is made of sawdust from slightly different varieties of wood mixed with that black mold that grows under your sink. They some back-alley rat to give the whole thing some body and put it up on the menu as different varieties of "meat."

So, I think the better question is "When Taco Bell Rules the World, Which Will You Choose?"

(a) Go Vegan

(b) Hunt your own food

(c) Suicide

I tend to go for the beef Chalupas, but I know damned well it is cut w/that pink paste the news was going on about, a year or two back.

I think steak then.

I shall be leading the Al Pastor resistance movement.

The premise is wrong. 4th meal is the ONLY OPTION IN THAT WORLD

The mind says chicken but the body wants the steak

Doesn't Taco Bell have pork?

I am sooooo steak

I saw my first ever Taco Bell the other day.

WHERE MAH PORK AT

I DONT WANT THIS WORLD

Chicken quesadilla all day!

@dudeglove said:

Taco Bell steak is whatever strips/slabs of meat, marinated, cooked, cut into bite sized bits, vacuum sealed, frozen and shipped off to the Taco Bell.

I'm pretty sure Taco Bell doesn't label their ground beef as ground beef, just beef. So, if you want a baja-mexi-locco-dorrito-volcano-X-treme-melt with ground beef, you just order a beef baja-mexi-locco-dorrito-volcano-X-Treme-melt. Or a number 14 which probably comes with two beef taco supremes, a 32oz Mountain Dew, and cinnamon twists.

Their beef is ground up meat with some grain filler and spices. Again, marinated, cooked, sealed and frozen.

I welcome this dystopian future, because maybe then we can actually get some fucking Taco Bells up here in Canada.

Fish

Pork...you gotta have your Cochinita.

Fsteak

I voted beef. The only time I don't pick beef is if I'm ordering a chicken quesadilla. Not a fan of steak chunks in my faux Mexican food.

I don't know where you live in Canada but Taco Bells are everywhere in southern Ontario.

I think I'll just go vegetarian...

Though if I had to pick I'd probably go chicken, as Taco Bell's beef is literal garbage.

I would pick steak in 90% of given scenarios but when we're talkin' Taco Bell, screw it... beef.

...plus I can't help but assume that their steak is just the beef with some weird stabilizing chemical added.

Vancouver. The closest Taco Bell is a half hour drive away from me. That's TOO FAR.

Taco Bell chicken is garbage. And i fucking love taco bell. But damn it is bad.

Fourthmeat, of course.

Vegetarianism, duh

Finally, someone caught the reference.

I choose chicken, I don't really like meat and chicken is the closest thing to not really being meat while still being meat.

pork.

Taco Bell thankfully doesn't even exist in my country - probably due to food safety laws. I presume all these meats have a different meaning at Taco Bell than in an actual butcher?

I think they've done some carnitas stuff in limited markets before, but most Taco Bells don't have any pork.

When Taco Bell rules the world society has clearly failed and earth deserves to be sucked in a black hole

What a glorious future. I bend the knee to you, Lord Chalupa.

Beef. If not beef, chicken, if not chicken... I guess steak. Chicken is certainly healthiest, but come on, I'm going with what tastes best to me.

I'm not sure if whoever came up with this has ever been outside of the US, cause out of all the food chains, Taco Bell is probably the least likely, since it doesn't exist outside of the US. Unless by 'the world' you mean the US, which for you americans it practically is.