Whiskey Media Looking for Badass Engineer

Hey guys, we're growing!  And we need some help.  We're looking to hire a badass engineer that has experience working on at least one large web site.  Here's a list of specific criteria we're interested in.  If this sounds like you or someone you know, send me a PM and we'll talk.  Thanks!

Looking forward to seeing someone in the Giant Bomb community pumping out code for the site!

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I love playing as an Engineer! It gives me a chance to sit back and watch some sentries decimate Scouts.

Damnit, if I only I could explain why I code in Word I'd be set.

Must learn code, quickly!

I could probably be a bad engineer, but definitely not a badass one.

If you guys need a badass mop wrangler, I'm your guy.

I have:

Be genuinely excited about new technology, and how it might apply to our problem set.

>_>

The best I can offer is a very limited understanding of HTML. Am I qualified?

You guys have no idea of my hula-hooping skills. Wait, you need a website engineer? I have memorized the shortcuts on my keyboard. Am I qualified?

ok code..... umm i can do this,....

Ah forget it, im not learning about computer stuff and moving to sausalito, its too warm there. Where would i ski?

I'm just starting to learn that stuff.  I'll get there soon enough.  ~__~

Are you sure you guys don't want to hire an underqualified full-time student from the other side of the country? I'm only really good with Java and have limited experience with mySQL, and no experience with web design.

That's what you're looking for, right?

I need to go learn all of that stuff, I would love to work for Giantbomb. 

Sadly, I'm a Ruby/Rails guy rather than Python/Django or I'd ask about employment starting next year.  Maybe I should learn them in the meantime!

I'm a computer engineer, and have programmed in Python for the last 9 years... yet I fail (for the most part) at all the other listed requirements. ^_^; Oh, well. Guess I'll "keep on keepin' on" at getting better.

Anyway, nice to see Whiskey Media growing. ^_^

If you're ever hiring for a dedicated video watcher er...i don't know 'Private Multimedia Consultant',...steak dinner, boom.

I could be your groupie... Imeanwhat?

I can be the "funny" fat guy....oh, Jeff and Ryan...right

I have no idea about any of the criteria listed... but i am excited about new technology and i learn quickly. May i have a job?

Oh yeh i can use iWeb too.

Wish I was done my Ba.S, I'd probably jump on this.

I may be 16 years old, I may still go to school, I may not know shit about coding other than basic CSS, I may live in Sweden... that shouldn't keep me from getting the job amirite?

I can dress in a monkey costume and dance in front of the Giant Bomb offices.

That alone makes me more qualified than anybody here.

wow.. whoever fits the bill is gonna get a dream job at gb
Anyone wanna hire a simple gaming freak? yeah i do nothing, just play. Can't write two lines of code even when i spent an year learning c++.  
Didn't make sense to me to write everything in a way that made it difficult

Man. I was in software engineering for 2 semesters, then I changed. Should've stayed in it! I know Java and C++ very well, a little HTML, and I'm started to mess with PHP and Ruby a little, but never even touched Python. But I'm willing to learn!

Guaranteed I'll never have qualifications for a job at GB. HTML,XML, VBA, SQL, Javascript, Python, and an advanced understanding of Excel is about all I could offer on the technical side. But hey, if ever there was a need for creating mathmatical models to forecast future numbers, or explain trend variances, or even how to predict future periodic events using auto-regression and/or random walks, I'd be your guy... something tells me I'm stuck with large companies though...which is somewhat disappointing. Building something from the ground up, like GB is exciting. Oh well. :/

Code in notepad. I don't need crutches.

Ah man you guys need to put up a better description on the title.  I'm just a nuclear engineer.  Got my degree from one of those schools thats always in the movies.  If you ever need a backup power source, let me know.  I did learn how to code in C++ so how about you give me a couple of weeks and I can learn what you need out of me.

Shit, I'm still hanging around back in the days of HTML coding.  I don't know none of this new-fangled stuff you're talking about.

well unfortunatly for you i'm 100% badass

i make damn good coffee, is that good enough ?

the guy in my avey is badass.. does that count?

You know, I think its great the dev team is expanding but it just doesnt make sense to me.

giantbomb's business model doesnt make sense at all. How can a website go for nearly a full year now with one publicity? How can you still operate with no apparent sources of revenues? I just don't get it. Somebody explain that to me.

Im a badass engineer, just not a webdesign engineer. Does CNC programing help you guys at all... no, thats what i thought too :(