Who are you played by?

Imagine your life as a movie or TV show with you as the main character. What do you think the actor who plays you is called? What do you think they're like? Do you think Greg House would ever guess he's played by a British comedian?

I think my actor's name is Peter something. Yep, Peter Something sounds about right.

I would happily play myself. Respected celebrities be damned!

I would be played by Christopher Walken. Because he can make even my life seem interesting.

If I can't play myself (I am a good actor!) then I would choose Josh Holloway. Though we are nothing alike.

I feel that Nicolas Cage is the only actor that can adequately capture my many layers as a human being. In prosthetic freckles, of course.

I'd be a CGI monkey.

@eccentrix said:

What do you think the actor who plays you is called? What do you think they're like?

I think my actor's name is Peter something. Yep, Peter Something sounds about right.

Are you asking me to pick an actor or make one up?

You know that really wispy alien that comes out at the end of Close Encounters? Put a ginger afro on that and get it to ride a tricicle with ribbons on the handlebars and my mother wouldn't know the difference.

Tommy Wiseau.

Shirley Manson.

Andy Serkis

I don't know who I'd pick, but the narrator would be James Earl Jones.

Jason Statham. He's the only one who could properly deliver my offhand sarcasm.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Angela Lansbury

I'd say a young, very pale, skinny Steve Carrell.

Winona Ryder

I would be played by Danny Devito except he isn't bald.

Jack Black

Nicolas Cage, so he can do freakouts for everything

@frankfartmouth said:

@eccentrix said:

What do you think the actor who plays you is called? What do you think they're like?

I think my actor's name is Peter something. Yep, Peter Something sounds about right.

Are you asking me to pick an actor or make one up?

I mostly meant it as if your real life was a movie, but if you look like a real actor, I guess that's fine too.

Will Smith.

Jabba the Hutt.

Hulk Hogan

@BabyChooChoo said:

Will Smith.

Which one?

@AlexanderSheen said:

@BabyChooChoo said:

Will Smith.

Which one?

Either.

Either John C. Reilly or French Stewart. Or an amalgamation of both. Yeah... French C. Reilly. But it'd have to be John as Dr. Steve Brule. And French Stewart doing an impersonation of Ben Stein, but really poorly. Not poorly enough to be unrecognizable, but enough to be rather unfortunate for everybody involved.

Fucking anybody, really.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Josh Holloway

Denzel Washington

And yes I'm white

Bob Hoskins

I was told I looked like one of the guys off of Entourage or a Jonas brother. That distresses me.

Rushmore era Jason Schwartzman. That movie is basically my life so far anyway, save for the mutual happiness everyone feels at the end.

I would have said the late Chris Farley; however, choosing to go with a live actor... I would have to say Zach Galifianakis, maybe Jack Black.

Larry David, easily.

As inventor of the Time Discombobulator, I was already played by President Jimi Hendrix in his finest Oscar-winning role.

@MoleyUK said:

As inventor of the Time Discombobulator, I was already played by President Jimi Hendrix in his finest Oscar-winning role.

Ah, The Presidential Lincoln Force Players in 'One Cherry Tree? I'll Chop Down An Entire Forest!: A True Story.' It makes me cry every time. I believe President Hendrix played the role of the Ghost of the Cherry Tree?

Matt Damon, because that's the only celebrity who I resemble in even the slightest.

Edward Norton.

Simon Pegg

@Video_Game_King said:

Fucking anybody, really.

That is a golden answer, if taken out of context. Works for almost anything!

As for my answer... someone really damn boring. So hell if I know. Various "who do I look like" thingies says I have a few similarities with Adrian Brody. So him.

Most of these are ridiculous if they are real replys.

If my life was a movie I would most likely be played by any random guy that can pull off a backwards baseball cap and a goatee.

This is a weirder question than most people are giving it credit for.

Joshua Jackson or Edward Norton.

Peter Dinklage.

Colin Farrel plox

I did two of the face recognition things, because I couldn't make the choice by myself, and both times one of my matches was Goldie Hawn. I'm a black haired male. What is going on? 
 
Anyways, I'll pick Daniel Radcliffe for now. He's shorter than I am, but at least he has some Jew in him and can can pull off glasses.