Who here likes crabs?

I got crabs recently from my little sister. Kind of a weird thing for her to give to me but once I got used to them I found them oddly appealing and fun to have. A lot of people probably wouldn't like to get crabs from their sister or whatever family member who gives them crabs but I think it is a cute and unique gift. Everyone I know has dogs or something lame but I have crabs and I love it!

I had a hermit crab name Eugene and he refused to wear a shell that didn't have the batman symbol on it.

You sick bastard.

" You sick bastard. "

Oh man, it's this guy again, with another craaaaazy thread and a shocking twist!

" @ThatFrood said:

" You sick bastard. "

Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "

TROLL
But good job on this one,
Other trolls take note:
THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE

Why do I feel like I'm playing Silent Hill: Shattered Memories...? The Director's Cut.

" @thebatmobile said:

" @ThatFrood said:

" You sick bastard. "

Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "

Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab." "

I take my hat off to you, this, sir, is an excellent troll.

" @ThatFrood said:

" @thebatmobile said:

" @ThatFrood said:

" You sick bastard. "

Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "

Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab." "

I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey? "

" @FilmGuy said:

" @ThatFrood said:

" @thebatmobile said:

" @ThatFrood said:

" You sick bastard. "

Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "

Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab." "

I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey? "

True Troll, you were doing so goodBut, You just couldn't help yourself could you? "

I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey? "