Who here likes crabs?

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#1  Edited By FilmGuy

I got crabs recently from my little sister. Kind of a weird thing for her to give to me but once I got used to them I found them oddly appealing and fun to have. A lot of people probably wouldn't like to get crabs from their sister or whatever family member who gives them crabs but I think it is a cute and unique gift. Everyone I know has dogs or something lame but I have crabs and I love it!

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#2  Edited By FartyMcNarly

I had a hermit crab name Eugene and he refused to wear a shell that didn't have the batman symbol on it.

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#3  Edited By ThatFrood

You sick bastard.

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#4  Edited By thebatmobile
@ThatFrood said:
" You sick bastard. "
Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards?
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#5  Edited By TheFreshmaker

Oh man, it's this guy again, with another craaaaazy thread and a shocking twist!

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#6  Edited By ThatFrood
@thebatmobile said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" You sick bastard. "
Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "
Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab."
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#7  Edited By Coombs

TROLL
But good job on this one,
Other trolls take note:
THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE

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#8  Edited By Claude

Why do I feel like I'm playing Silent Hill: Shattered Memories...? The Director's Cut.

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#9  Edited By FilmGuy
@ThatFrood said:
" @thebatmobile said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" You sick bastard. "
Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "
Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab." "
I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey?
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#10  Edited By ThatFrood

I take my hat off to you, this, sir, is an excellent troll.

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#11  Edited By Coombs
@FilmGuy said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" @thebatmobile said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" You sick bastard. "
Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "
Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab." "
I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey? "
True Troll, you were doing so good
But, You just couldn't help yourself could you?
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#12  Edited By FilmGuy
@Coombs said:
" @FilmGuy said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" @thebatmobile said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" You sick bastard. "
Haha. I thought the same thing. Perhaps we are the sick bastards? "
Unless he's unaware that crabs is a euphemism for pubic lice, this has to be intentional. There are so many better ways to word this. Like: "My sister got me a pet crab." "
I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey? "
True Troll, you were doing so goodBut, You just couldn't help yourself could you? "
Would you rather I dragged this out for hours? I am an honest man.
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#13  Edited By Coombs
@FilmGuy: 
lol, 
That you are.
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#14  Edited By mike
@FilmGuy said:
I know it is a euphemism for pubic lice, heck any guy my age does. I don't see whats wrong with having sex with my little sister and her giving me crabs. How was I supposed to know she was a dirty monkey? "
...and we can end this thread right there.