Who is the better motivational speaker?

Andrew W.K.

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I was ready to kick some alien ass after that speech in Independence Day and I'm still not sure about the bailout. So that's easy.
Also, haven't watched LotR.

The president in Armaggedon

That one speech in one of the Matrix movies when they were all in the mech suits and the guy says something along the lines of "Listen guys, I know we're totally fucked here but we're going to give them a hard time when they show up." His version was much more inspirational.

Mel Gibson as a short William Wallace.

Too close to call between Winston Churchill and Bill Pullman.

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" @SMTDante89 said:

" Andrew W.K. "

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" Too close to call between Winston Churchill and Bill Pullman. "

Independence day gets my vote.

I mean barrack obama, real name barry soetaro sounds like. Let me expressssss........my most sincere graiditude.......that the american ppl........are ready...(looks at other telepromptor) to get over the birth certifcate incident.....even though..it has layers on it from adobe illussssstrator.

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Matt Foley! "

Cave Johnson.

" Independence day gets my vote. I mean barrack obama, real name barry soetaro sounds like. Let me expressssss........my most sincere graiditude.......that the american ppl........are ready...(looks at other telepromptor) to get over the birth certifcate incident.....even though..it has layers on it from adobe illussssstrator. "

Bill Pullman inspired Randy Quaid to drive an plane into an alien Spaceship. 

" Independence day gets my vote. I mean barrack obama, real name barry soetaro sounds like. Let me expressssss........my most sincere graiditude.......that the american ppl........are ready...(looks at other telepromptor) to get over the birth certifcate incident.....even though..it has layers on it from adobe illussssstrator. "

Steven Seagal:

'We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind'  

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Matt Foley! "

" Andrew W.K. "

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Matt Foley! "

I hear he lives in a van down by the river. "

G-d

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Matt Foley! "