Who of the Giant Bomb staff would win in a fight?

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#1  Edited By papercut

I would go with Brad, i feel like he has a fire burning deep down inside him.

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#2  Edited By Absurd

Dave, Because he is a badass.

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In a fight against who?!

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#4  Edited By Coltonio7

Ryan's a thug man, he's packing.

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#5  Edited By Gnat

luchadeer

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#6  Edited By papercut
MasterOfPenguins_Zell said:
"In a fight against who?!"
Among themselves
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#7  Edited By papercut
Gnat said:
"luchadeer"
that just wouldn't be a fair fight
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#8  Edited By HandsomeDead

The one with the gun.

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#9  Edited By LordAndrew
HandsomeDead said:
"The one with the gun."
BLAP BLAP BLAP!
Why would they be fighting? I don't understand the circumstances behind this situation, and I cannot select a victor without knowing the full story.
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#10  Edited By tearhead

Vinnie. Dude's Italian... does that make me a bad person?

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#11  Edited By Black_Rose

Vinny, there's no way he can watch so much DBZ and not learn a move or two.

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#12  Edited By stenchlord

Think I'll have to go with Mr. Snider. If he'd be willing to hunt down some kid who thrashes him in SFIV....

Also have you seen his profile - http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/snide/

Look at those mutton chops? They make him look like some badass soldier from the American Civil War.

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#13  Edited By TheJollyRajah

Dave.

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#14  Edited By DXSSI

Brad, but only because his name sort of sounds like a 60s Batman printed sound effect:

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#15  Edited By luthorcrow

Nah, everyone would be gunning for Jeff first, take out  the top dog first.  Ryan's got the axe for Brad so he'd go down next and the whole time Vinnie would be the background waiting take exhausted winner out.

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#16  Edited By Kane

Dude, vinnie hands down

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#17  Edited By RHCPfan24

"Vinny" would probably win, maybe Brad actually. I don't know, honestly.

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#18  Edited By Pepsiman

None of them; you should all know by now that their copy of Princess Debut wins every fight ever.

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#19  Edited By unclejohn0525

Well... Vinnie is a Super Saiyan, and the one who defeated Frieza. DUUUHHH.

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#20  Edited By BoG

Ryan, he looks the most like Zangief.

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#21  Edited By MKHavoc

I'd say Brad.  Isn't he the youngest one?

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#22  Edited By pencil

Vinny's got some huge arms.
he takes my vote
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#23  Edited By Duke_Lion

Ryan for sure, that guy knows how to grapple like a pro.

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#24  Edited By tmthomsen

Ryan without a doubt. He's fierce!

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#25  Edited By DJ_Lae
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#26  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

Dave would just program a giant effing sword out of mid-air and redesign himself into a pirateninja, obviously.

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#27  Edited By Shadow

Brad can last more than half a minute in a fight without collapsing from exhaustion...so he automatically wins

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#28  Edited By destruktive

Ryan..
He reminds me of me and I kick ass so.. yeah!

*having his hand up, waiting for Ryan to travel here to highfive it*

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#29  Edited By MayorMcCheese

Brad's beard.

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#30  Edited By bennym6

jeff he played a lot of mortal kombat and street fighter

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#31  Edited By Red

I'd go for Vinny or Brad. Vincent, because--unlike Snake--he can scale a fridge, and Brad because he just kinda seems like the guy that can hold his own in a bar fight. 

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#32  Edited By JJWeatherman

I took Vinny. Why? Cause Vinnys badass.

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#33  Edited By Al3xand3r

Jeff would lose, then he'd make an article about how he won, stating how much all the other editors' fighting sucked big time, and everyone would believe him and laugh at them :)

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#34  Edited By Karmum

Perhaps Vinny, he will be flipping quarters in the background, while the whole fight is going down.

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#35  Edited By Elazul

Vinny. You just don't screw with the quiet ones.

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#36  Edited By Galrick
DXSSI said:
"Brad, but only because his name sort of sounds like a 60s Batman printed sound effect:

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Hehe. That made my day. Especially if he says it when bashing on his colleagues, with that big, deep voice of his. BrrrRRAAAAADD!
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#37  Edited By kush

Moved to OT.

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#38  Edited By Red

Also: Vinny turns Super Saiyan when he likes a game.

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#39  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Luchadeer would kick all of their asses.

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#40  Edited By Osaladin

Brad looks like a lumberjack with that beard so he'll probably hack the others to shreds.

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#41  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

I think Brad would just be able to outlast everybody.  Occasionally landing a quick jab.

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#42  Edited By Mushir

Vinnie. He will just turn into Super Saiyan Vinnie and beat the living shit out of the other.

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#43  Edited By HazBazz

Vinny. That dude has huge arms

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#44  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Ryan would be too busy sneaking handfulls to get any punches in, so not Ryan.

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#45  Edited By Lino

Vinny because his name rhymes with Vinny.

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#46  Edited By Steve_Ramirez

Vinny is such a beautiful man there is no way he can loose.

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#47  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Ryan has complex rage issues.

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#48  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Yeah but those are better than the complex rape issues Brad has.

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#49  Edited By MrBump

Jeff has huge claws.

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#50  Edited By AvD

Brad would have my bet.