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#1 Posted by kingofpeanuts (566 posts) -
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#2 Posted by kingofpeanuts (566 posts) -

Pokemon have the advantage because there are so many types.

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#3 Posted by Sjupp (1948 posts) -

Jedi, obviously. 
 
Unless Yoda finds his true self and join the ranks of the pokemans.. 
 "yoda, yoda yoda, yooda!!"

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#4 Posted by fwylo (3571 posts) -

Jedi.

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#5 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

Army of Jedi? 
Define "Army" with every jedi that once was being dead and gone :o 
 
Pokémons for sure! 

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#6 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

I'll put my vote into Jedi, just for moral support. I'd hate to have a world-dominated by pokemon.
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#7 Edited by ProfessorEss (7960 posts) -

Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.
 
Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.
 
Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint.

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#8 Posted by Brunchies (2501 posts) -

Lightsabers conquer all.

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#9 Posted by RichardLOlson (1904 posts) -

Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet.

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#10 Posted by themangalist (1869 posts) -

lol wut.

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#11 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -
@RichardLOlson said:
"Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet."

I'd love to see someone try and jam a snorlax up their ass. 
 
Wait..actually...no I wouldn't.
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#12 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -

I'm going to have to go with Pokemon, theres just to many types for those light up sword/dildo holding jedi's.

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#13 Posted by davidwitten22 (1712 posts) -

I think Charizard would set everyone on fire.

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#14 Posted by themangalist (1869 posts) -
  did you say an army of jedis fighting a pokemon? gosh, everyone knows the answer to that.
 
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "
jedis can't either. they can only reflect lasers.
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#15 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "
When did jedis start using bullets? :o
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#16 Posted by AgentJ (8995 posts) -

Tough to say. If you're talking a bunch of legendaries, or even just one Arceus/Celebi/Dialga/Palkia, the jedi are screwed. If it's just a bunch of Pikachu, Jedi for sure.

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#17 Posted by Donkeysraliens (154 posts) -

What pokemon we talking about? because i doubt an army of magikarp would have much of a chance...  
'Magikarp used splash... nothing seemed to happen' 
'Obi-Wan Kenobi used Light Saber.... Its super effective!' 
We dine on fried magikarp tonight!!

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#18 Posted by Icemael (6860 posts) -

Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure.

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#19 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam.

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#20 Posted by Dom (446 posts) -

Chikorita pwns all

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#21 Edited by ProfessorEss (7960 posts) -
@ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam.
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#22 Posted by JJOR64 (19686 posts) -

Pokemon for sure.

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#23 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

Jedis, on the whole, kind of suck. What you have are a handful of exceptional Jedi and a bunch of fodder that even clone troops could take out.

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#24 Posted by Raymayne (1230 posts) -

teh pok3manz

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#25 Posted by MrTea (35 posts) -

the Jedi are basically psychic fighting type, so a bunch of flying type pokemon would do the job. The Sith are a different story because some of them can cast thunderbolt or something like that, So Siths are dark-electric or dark-fighting, which means a togepi would destroy the emperor.
 
That must be why there are no pokemon in the star wars movies, it would be like a five minute fight and BOOM pokemon win. Easy!

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#26 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Pikachu killed a bunch of dumb robots in the TV show. I think Mewtwo killed some dudes in the movie.
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#27 Posted by Rinkalicous (1362 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears. 
 
Have I qualified for a 'bam'?
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#28 Posted by ProfessorEss (7960 posts) -
@Rinkalicous said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.  Have I qualified for a 'bam'? "
I suppose. Do it.
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#29 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

Pokemon tears revive the dead. That's another thing. They're made of stem cells or something.

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#30 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -
@Rinkalicous said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.  "
BAM!
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#31 Posted by Teaspoon83 (632 posts) -

Man, I suppose it is sad that I'm actually trying to logically choose the winner in this crazy battle but I can't, they just seem eye to eye. That being said, a Jedi actually kills things. Can't think of the last time I saw that happen on a Pokemon cartoon.

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#32 Posted by Lukaz (192 posts) -

All you need are some Jedi mind tricks. It's like a super effective and consistent confusion in Pokemon terms. Hence the Pokemon are fucked. 

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#33 Posted by RobotHamster (4254 posts) -

Pokemon of course, the force has nothing against charizard!

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#34 Posted by Spoonybard37 (309 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.  Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.  Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint. "
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#35 Posted by Rinkalicous (1362 posts) -

According to the pokedex, doesn't Flareon burn at 50 billion degrees or something equally ridiculous? How are Jedi meant to match that? 
 
Speaking of which, I was always surprised at how Flareon didn't instantly melt 500 miles into the ground the second one was called out of a pokeball, after setting fire to everything in about a one mile radius.

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#36 Posted by IIChristian89II (265 posts) -

pokemon because they only faint whereas jedi can die!

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#37 Posted by Geno (6767 posts) -

Isn't Hyper Beam like a mini-nuke? Imagine 100 of them at once...

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#38 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -

Pokemon don't die, they faint.

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#39 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19836 posts) -

Pokemon.  Dude, Dialga controls space and Palkia controls time.  Just those two would destroy all of the Jedi.

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#40 Posted by LordAndrew (14601 posts) -

It's well-established in the Star Wars canon that Jedi are weak to fainting.

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#41 Posted by newmarcom (318 posts) -

 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
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#42 Posted by Redux626 (70 posts) -
@newmarcom said:
"
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
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Actually I HATE MUDKIPZ >;o, And if were talking Jedi then Pokemon, But if we get the Sith and Sith Lords involved, The Sith.
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#43 Posted by ajamafalous (13528 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
Lol'd.
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#44 Posted by kingofpeanuts (566 posts) -
@ProfessorEss: I forgot about that.
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#45 Posted by Whisperkill (3045 posts) -
@Icemael said:
" Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure. "
Ummmm, what?
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#46 Posted by supersonic4336 (68 posts) -

How the hell are Jedi winning? This should be an obvious answer on sheer numbers alone. Pokemon would win! Most Jedi attacks would be ineffective against Pokemon. Heck, Rock Pokemon alone could beat the Jedi.  Only the super awesome ones like Yoda could think of moving an Onyx.

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#47 Posted by AlwaysAngry (3004 posts) -

Jedi, duh.

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#48 Posted by Godwind (2924 posts) -

I'll vote pokemon because chansey is hotter. 

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#49 Posted by Forever (104 posts) -

The real question is who would win a fight jedi, or an army of dittos

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#50 Posted by ninjakiller (3427 posts) -

@everyone who voted pokemon
 
Pokemon?  How old are you? 12?