Pokemon have the advantage because there are so many types.
Who would win in a fight? An army of Jedi or Pokemon.
Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.
Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.
Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint.
Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet.
I'm going to have to go with Pokemon, theres just to many types for those light up sword/dildo holding jedi's.
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "jedis can't either. they can only reflect lasers.
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "When did jedis start using bullets? :o
What pokemon we talking about? because i doubt an army of magikarp would have much of a chance...
'Magikarp used splash... nothing seemed to happen'
'Obi-Wan Kenobi used Light Saber.... Its super effective!'
We dine on fried magikarp tonight!!
Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam." Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
the Jedi are basically psychic fighting type, so a bunch of flying type pokemon would do the job. The Sith are a different story because some of them can cast thunderbolt or something like that, So Siths are dark-electric or dark-fighting, which means a togepi would destroy the emperor.
That must be why there are no pokemon in the star wars movies, it would be like a five minute fight and BOOM pokemon win. Easy!
" @ryanwho said:Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
Have I qualified for a 'bam'?
" @ProfessorEss said:I suppose. Do it." @ryanwho said:Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears. Have I qualified for a 'bam'? "Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
" @ProfessorEss said:BAM!" @ryanwho said:Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears. "Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
Man, I suppose it is sad that I'm actually trying to logically choose the winner in this crazy battle but I can't, they just seem eye to eye. That being said, a Jedi actually kills things. Can't think of the last time I saw that happen on a Pokemon cartoon.
" Depends on the sizes of the army I guess. Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis. Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint. "
According to the pokedex, doesn't Flareon burn at 50 billion degrees or something equally ridiculous? How are Jedi meant to match that?
Speaking of which, I was always surprised at how Flareon didn't instantly melt 500 miles into the ground the second one was called out of a pokeball, after setting fire to everything in about a one mile radius.
" Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure. "Ummmm, what?
How the hell are Jedi winning? This should be an obvious answer on sheer numbers alone. Pokemon would win! Most Jedi attacks would be ineffective against Pokemon. Heck, Rock Pokemon alone could beat the Jedi. Only the super awesome ones like Yoda could think of moving an Onyx.
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