Who would win in a fight? An army of Jedi or Pokemon.

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#1  Edited By kingofpeanuts
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#2  Edited By kingofpeanuts

Pokemon have the advantage because there are so many types.

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#3  Edited By sjupp

Jedi, obviously. 
 
Unless Yoda finds his true self and join the ranks of the pokemans.. 
 "yoda, yoda yoda, yooda!!"

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#4  Edited By fwylo

Jedi.

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#5  Edited By zeforgotten

Army of Jedi? 
Define "Army" with every jedi that once was being dead and gone :o 
 
Pokémons for sure! 

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#6  Edited By Yummylee

I'll put my vote into Jedi, just for moral support. I'd hate to have a world-dominated by pokemon.
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#7  Edited By ProfessorEss

Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.
 
Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.
 
Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint.

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#8  Edited By Brunchies

Lightsabers conquer all.

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#9  Edited By RichardLOlson

Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet.

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#10  Edited By themangalist

lol wut.

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#11  Edited By Yummylee
@RichardLOlson said:
"Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet."

I'd love to see someone try and jam a snorlax up their ass. 
 
Wait..actually...no I wouldn't.
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I'm going to have to go with Pokemon, theres just to many types for those light up sword/dildo holding jedi's.

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#13  Edited By davidwitten22

I think Charizard would set everyone on fire.

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#14  Edited By themangalist
  did you say an army of jedis fighting a pokemon? gosh, everyone knows the answer to that.
 
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "
jedis can't either. they can only reflect lasers.
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#15  Edited By zeforgotten
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "
When did jedis start using bullets? :o
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#16  Edited By AgentJ

Tough to say. If you're talking a bunch of legendaries, or even just one Arceus/Celebi/Dialga/Palkia, the jedi are screwed. If it's just a bunch of Pikachu, Jedi for sure.

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#17  Edited By Donkeysraliens

What pokemon we talking about? because i doubt an army of magikarp would have much of a chance...  
'Magikarp used splash... nothing seemed to happen' 
'Obi-Wan Kenobi used Light Saber.... Its super effective!' 
We dine on fried magikarp tonight!!

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#18  Edited By Icemael

Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure.

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#19  Edited By ryanwho

Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam.

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#20  Edited By Dom

Chikorita pwns all

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#21  Edited By ProfessorEss
@ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam.
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#22  Edited By JJOR64

Pokemon for sure.

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#23  Edited By ryanwho

Jedis, on the whole, kind of suck. What you have are a handful of exceptional Jedi and a bunch of fodder that even clone troops could take out.

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#24  Edited By Raymayne

teh pok3manz

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#25  Edited By MrTea

the Jedi are basically psychic fighting type, so a bunch of flying type pokemon would do the job. The Sith are a different story because some of them can cast thunderbolt or something like that, So Siths are dark-electric or dark-fighting, which means a togepi would destroy the emperor.
 
That must be why there are no pokemon in the star wars movies, it would be like a five minute fight and BOOM pokemon win. Easy!

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#26  Edited By ryanwho
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Pikachu killed a bunch of dumb robots in the TV show. I think Mewtwo killed some dudes in the movie.
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#27  Edited By rinkalicous
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears. 
 
Have I qualified for a 'bam'?
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#28  Edited By ProfessorEss
@Rinkalicous said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.  Have I qualified for a 'bam'? "
I suppose. Do it.
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#29  Edited By ryanwho

Pokemon tears revive the dead. That's another thing. They're made of stem cells or something.

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#30  Edited By zeforgotten
@Rinkalicous said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.  "
BAM!
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#31  Edited By Teaspoon83

Man, I suppose it is sad that I'm actually trying to logically choose the winner in this crazy battle but I can't, they just seem eye to eye. That being said, a Jedi actually kills things. Can't think of the last time I saw that happen on a Pokemon cartoon.

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#32  Edited By Lukaz

All you need are some Jedi mind tricks. It's like a super effective and consistent confusion in Pokemon terms. Hence the Pokemon are fucked. 

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#33  Edited By RobotHamster

Pokemon of course, the force has nothing against charizard!

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#34  Edited By Spoonybard37
@ProfessorEss said:
" Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.  Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.  Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint. "
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#35  Edited By rinkalicous

According to the pokedex, doesn't Flareon burn at 50 billion degrees or something equally ridiculous? How are Jedi meant to match that? 
 
Speaking of which, I was always surprised at how Flareon didn't instantly melt 500 miles into the ground the second one was called out of a pokeball, after setting fire to everything in about a one mile radius.

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#36  Edited By IIChristian89II

pokemon because they only faint whereas jedi can die!

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#37  Edited By Geno

Isn't Hyper Beam like a mini-nuke? Imagine 100 of them at once...

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#38  Edited By Afroman269

Pokemon don't die, they faint.

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#39  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Pokemon.  Dude, Dialga controls space and Palkia controls time.  Just those two would destroy all of the Jedi.

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#40  Edited By LordAndrew

It's well-established in the Star Wars canon that Jedi are weak to fainting.

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#41  Edited By newmarcom

 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
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#42  Edited By Redux626
@newmarcom said:
"
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
"
Actually I HATE MUDKIPZ >;o, And if were talking Jedi then Pokemon, But if we get the Sith and Sith Lords involved, The Sith.
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#43  Edited By ajamafalous
@ryanwho said:
" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
Lol'd.
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#44  Edited By kingofpeanuts
@ProfessorEss: I forgot about that.
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#45  Edited By Whisperkill
@Icemael said:
" Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure. "
Ummmm, what?
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#46  Edited By supersonic4336

How the hell are Jedi winning? This should be an obvious answer on sheer numbers alone. Pokemon would win! Most Jedi attacks would be ineffective against Pokemon. Heck, Rock Pokemon alone could beat the Jedi.  Only the super awesome ones like Yoda could think of moving an Onyx.

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#47  Edited By AlwaysAngry

Jedi, duh.

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#48  Edited By Godwind

I'll vote pokemon because chansey is hotter. 

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#49  Edited By Forever

The real question is who would win a fight jedi, or an army of dittos

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#50  Edited By ninjakiller

@everyone who voted pokemon
 
Pokemon?  How old are you? 12?