Whopper Burrito

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Today, in a ravenous for of hunger, I seemed to recall how on some episode of the Bombcast, Ryan detailed assembling what he dubbed the "Whopper Taco", or something to that effect, in which a Whopper was disassembled and meticulously reassembled inside of a Taco Bell 4 Layer Burrito. In all my twisted craving, I longed endlessly for this creation to be within me, but alas, I was stymied: I could not remember Ryan's directions. For this reason I ask, does anyone know how Ryan assembles his concoction of debauchery, or will I never know the taste of the fabled burrito.

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#2  Edited By Phatmac

Dude. No.

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#3  Edited By Roflwaffles

It would suck just like the big mac snack wrap.

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Jeff talked about that with Brad Muir early in the Doom II stream, I sadly do not remember. Might want to look there.

It's something Ryan does with his hoodlum friends
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#5  Edited By jking47

@chrismafuchris: Aight, all you do is go buy a whopper (preferably with everything on it, extra whatever) and then you go to taco bell and get a 7 layer burrito. You then roll the whopper into the burrito. I do not take any responsibility for what happens to you afterwards.

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#6  Edited By BraveToaster

I see bubble guts in your future, you brave soul, you.

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#7  Edited By grilledcheez

That's a one way ticket to the shits!

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#8  Edited By OllyOxenFree

Ryan's concoctions are the nastiest of shits. God speed.

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#9  Edited By MikkaQ

I eat a tremendous amount of bad food and I would never condone indulging in that... mess.

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#10  Edited By Dallas_Raines

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

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#11  Edited By musubi

@MikkaQ said:

I eat a tremendous amount of bad food and I would never condone indulging in that... mess.

This. That is repulsive.

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#12  Edited By chilibean_3

Surely there are better ways to commit suicide?

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#13  Edited By ReyGitano

@chrismafuchris: I refuse to be the cause of your death by food. I prefer fire.

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#14  Edited By Getz

@Dallas_Raines said:

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

Please sir, the correct terminology is "The 2 Dollar McGangBang" and they're fucking delicious. OK... maybe delicious isn't the right word, but it's cheap and filling until you're crapping it out 2 hours later.

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#15  Edited By Cloudenvy

Please don't, duder. I don't want to see you die.

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#16  Edited By joshthebear

God no. Your body will hate you for such a long time.

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#17  Edited By Roger_Klotz

Have fun with your daily serving of sodium in one meal and the diarrhea. Bring a glass of water.

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#18  Edited By iam3green

well enjoy that.

i have something taco pizza, anything that a taco has. remove the shell and put it on a pizza, dominos, little ceasars, "fast food pizza place".

a mexican pizza, crunch wrap- unwrap the crunch wrap and put the mexican pizza inside and then wrap it back up. the mexican pizza goes right into the crunch wrap.

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#19  Edited By DystopiaX

@Getz said:

@Dallas_Raines said:

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

Please sir, the correct terminology is "The 2 Dollar McGangBang" and they're fucking delicious. OK... maybe delicious isn't the right word, but it's cheap and filling until you're crapping it out 2 hours later.

Only now those sandwiches aren't 1 dollar each on every dollar menu :(

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#20  Edited By ShadowConqueror

I'd eat one. I've had a double down from KFC, this can't be much worse.

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#21  Edited By Vigil

As your physician I'd advise against this noble undertaking, but I'm not so get your ass to the closest Taco Bell and Burger King asap.

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#22  Edited By wefwefasdf

You should record yourself assembling and eating it as a Giant Bomb forum exclusive.

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#23  Edited By warxsnake

dont do this please, unless you want to end up around the same size as ryan

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I am very tempted to try this as they mentioned it on the recent bombcast...

@efwefwe said:

You should record yourself assembling and eating it as a Giant Bomb forum exclusive.

If someone finds me the directions I will youtube it.