Why I buy used Cell phones

My friends think I am weird for collecting used cell phones.  So I decided to explain my reason at a very anonymous place.

I collect used cell phones because of the text messages that are on there.  People sometimes forget to erase their old messages.  So here are my favorite two.

"come home soon  im naked."

"in bathroom wacking off"- in response to a message sent with a grocery list.

Wow, that's fucking awesome.

You're weird dude. Not that that's a bad thing.

This could be a new form of cheap entertainment...assuming you need a new phone.

amazing. i want one.

Thats actually a smart ass move - im gonna go buy one tomorrow :D

Hey, how did you get my old cell phone. 

You should share all the best texts with your friends, so they don't think you're building a cell-controlled robot army. (I mean, you can still do that, but this way they'll stop suspecting that.)

Did you ever find any funny pictures on the phones you buy?

"Did you ever find any funny pictures on the phones you buy?"

I've had my share of weird (and possibly illegal) text SMSes on my phone, but I erase stuff after I read it, personally

When i got my iphone, I also got a new phone number.  It must have belonged to a drug dealer before me.  I got like 6-8 text messages.   

"When i got my iphone, I also got a new phone number.  It must have belonged to a drug dealer before me.  I got like 6-8 text messages.   

"hey, are you still selling"

"I'd like to get a package.  Is it a good time?"

Stuff like that, it has stopped now for a while now.  This also led to a few uncomfortable phone calls.  

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I found a post it on the ground at a gas station once, with the phrase "Jessica's new number" on it, in girly handwriting. I coulda had some fun with that... wonder where it went.

"You should share all the best texts with your friends, so they don't think you're building a cell-controlled robot army. (I mean, you can still do that, but this way they'll stop suspecting that.)"

"girly handwriting. ."

You've never seen the excessive roundness and curliness (and sometimes tittles are replaced with diamonds or hearts. Linked to avoid unnecessary jokes) that some females employ in their handwriting style?

"TooWalrus said:

"girly handwriting. ."

how can someone have girly hand writing?

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"Canberra said:

"TooWalrus said:

"girly handwriting. ."

how can someone have girly hand writing?

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like dotting their i's with hearts and stuff ."

"Alex_Murphy said:

"Canberra said:

"TooWalrus said:

"girly handwriting. ."

how can someone have girly hand writing?

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like dotting their i's with hearts and stuff ."

No one has time to do that, unless your writing a love letter or something

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