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#1 Posted by mystiqualdreams (88 posts) -

FOr me it's because girls seem to get everything they want from a guy. IF they flirt then they can get presents. Have you ever heard of a girl say, "I wish that my boyfriend would have sex with me" They don't have to ever say that because they're the ones that do what they want to all the time!

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#2 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

Uhm..

yeah! totally...

Online
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#3 Posted by McBEEF (375 posts) -

All of your posts are strange.

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#4 Posted by Pinworm45 (4069 posts) -

Amazing thread.

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#5 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3629 posts) -

Quality thread.

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#6 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

Indeed.

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#7 Posted by oatz (1108 posts) -

As a man, you can: 
 
Rule the world. 
Think logically and not be controlled by emotion. 
Age well.  
Be taken seriously.
Get rich. 
Be respected. 
Not have a vagina. 
Have sex with the better looking gender.   
Not worry about rape.
 
 
 
...among others. Be happy that you were born male.

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#8 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -

For a moment I thought this was in reference to cross-gender play in video games. You know, people running around as female avatars and the like. 
 
Kinda curious about that one, personally.

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#9 Posted by Cloudenvy (5893 posts) -

Great threads today.

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#10 Posted by MezZa (2784 posts) -

They have surgery for this you know. 
 
Besides, as a guy you don't have to deal with living things popping out of you because you had sex.

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#11 Posted by Bobdaman18 (721 posts) -
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#12 Posted by Simplexity (1430 posts) -

This changes everything.

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#13 Posted by Chirag4 (586 posts) -

This is history in the making.

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#14 Posted by benjaebe (2871 posts) -

Can you flag things for being absolutely fucking stupid? I'm going to anyway. It'll at least make me feel a little better about the time I wasted seeing what this thread even meant.

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#15 Posted by DonChipotle (3405 posts) -

Because panties and stockings are mad comfy.

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#16 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

I knew a guy that wanted to become a girl once, but then he decided it would be easier to just be gay instead.

And then another guy I knew became a girl.

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#17 Posted by SpartyOn (529 posts) -

@oatz said:

As a man, you can: Rule the world. Think logically and not be controlled by emotion. Age well. Be taken seriously.Get rich. Be respected. Not have a vagina. Have sex with the better looking gender. Not worry about rape. ...among others. Be happy that you were born male.

this

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#18 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:

I knew a guy that wanted to become a girl once, but then he decided it would be easier to just be gay instead.

And then another guy I knew became a girl.

If I was a homosexual man, I'm pretty sure I'd find this incredibly insulting. 
 
I mean just, goddamn.
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#19 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -
@davissc9 said:

@oatz said:

As a man, you can: Rule the world. Think logically and not be controlled by emotion. Age well. Be taken seriously.Get rich. Be respected. Not have a vagina. Have sex with the better looking gender. Not worry about rape. ...among others. Be happy that you were born male.

this

agreed 
 
also, and most importantly, you don't have to worry about getting knocked up and having your belly swell for months and having to shoot a living creature out of said vagina 
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#20 Posted by Kyreo (4682 posts) -

@oatz said:

As a man, you can: Rule the world. Think logically and not be controlled by emotion. Age well. Be taken seriously.Get rich. Be respected. Not have a vagina. Have sex with the better looking gender. Not worry about rape. ...among others. Be happy that you were born male.

Pretty much sums up my thoughts about men.

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#21 Posted by iAmJohn (6239 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

And then another guy I knew became a girl.

Did you tap that ass?

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#22 Posted by pigmartyr (240 posts) -

if males didnt have to worry about rape then why all the rampant homophobia. Just sayin.

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#24 Posted by imsh_pl (4208 posts) -

There are exactly two reasons you'd want to be one.

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#25 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

@KingWilly said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

I knew a guy that wanted to become a girl once, but then he decided it would be easier to just be gay instead.

And then another guy I knew became a girl.

If I was a homosexual man, I'm pretty sure I'd find this incredibly insulting.

I mean just, goddamn.

No, he actually said those exact words.

He was going to get an operation to become a woman, but then he decided to just bey gay.

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#26 Posted by DrPockets000 (2877 posts) -

What is this I don't even

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#27 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:

@KingWilly said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

I knew a guy that wanted to become a girl once, but then he decided it would be easier to just be gay instead.

And then another guy I knew became a girl.

If I was a homosexual man, I'm pretty sure I'd find this incredibly insulting.

I mean just, goddamn.

No, he actually said those exact words.

He was going to get an operation to become a woman, but then he decided to just bey gay.

I believe you. I'm just utterly dumbfounded by the logical process involved with something so goddamn stupid.
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#28 Posted by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -
@oatz said:
As a man, you can:  Rule the world. Think logically and not be controlled by emotion. Age well.  Be taken seriously.Get rich. Be respected. Not have a vagina. Have sex with the better looking gender.   Not worry about rape.   ...among others. Be happy that you were born male.
Oh... Rly? o-o
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#29 Posted by LiquidS (979 posts) -

As an attractive female you could masturbate in public and people would be cool with it.

As a male you can not.

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#30 Posted by crusader8463 (14757 posts) -

I like (o  )(  o)'s!

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#31 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

I just pass out whenever I try to learn about the menstrual cycle.

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#32 Posted by valrog (3741 posts) -
@oatz: More inspiring words have never been spoken.
 
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#33 Posted by Vinny_Says (5914 posts) -
@LiquidS said:

As an attractive female you could masturbate in public and people would be cool with it.

As a male you can not.

You've got MUCH more to worry about if masturbating in public is something you want to do....
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#34 Posted by WickedCestus (3781 posts) -

The grass is always greener on the other side... 

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#35 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -
@billnyethesciencepie said:
Christ on a bike
where
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#36 Posted by thebatmobile (995 posts) -

I'm guessing you've never been with a girl?

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#37 Edited by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -

Girls' clothes are so much better though.

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#38 Posted by mystiqualdreams (88 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
Girl's clothes are so much better though.
Lol, I totally agree with that. They seem more fun.
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#39 Posted by LiquidS (979 posts) -

@blacklabeldomm: If you masturbate once a day for 5minutes and all of a sudden you could take care of this chore on a train or in a car or what have you on the way to or from work then 260 buisness days x 5minutes = 21.6 hours.

That is nearly a full day gained per year! Over the course of your life that would be close to 3months!!

Call Obama! We have the solution to fixing the economy!!

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#40 Posted by Bigheart711 (1272 posts) -

Other than really dressing as a girl, Male or Female, I'd still be the same infamous otaku you know.

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#41 Posted by Pinworm45 (4069 posts) -
@pigmartyr said:
if males didnt have to worry about rape then why all the rampant homophobia. Just sayin.
Religion?
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#42 Edited by MysteriousBob (6262 posts) -
@mystiqualdreams: Your avatar fucking scares me. Pokemon hentai really goes well with your creepy post.
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#43 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

You don't understand girls do you?

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#44 Posted by Skald (4440 posts) -

Women also get paid less for same amount of work. I just have to point that out.

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#45 Posted by N7 (4159 posts) -

I'd practice hard enough to finally learn how to find the G-Spot. Then I'd get a girlfriend, and she would love me!

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#46 Posted by LouChou (491 posts) -

I'm not sure I could deal with periods or any of that pregnancy nonsense. Dudes have a pretty sweet deal when it comes down to it. 

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#47 Posted by Osaladin (2697 posts) -

I'd be a girl only if I could keep my penis. We've been through too much together to just say goodbye...

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#48 Posted by Subjugation (4966 posts) -

@mystiqualdreams: ... How old are you?

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#49 Posted by mystiqualdreams (88 posts) -
@weeman105 said:

@mystiqualdreams: ... How old are you?

Err... what does that matter?
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#50 Posted by Snipzor (3471 posts) -

Wait, would that mean my appearance and voice and everything would change? Obviously I would. In a second.