Assuming all the terrible shit that would happen to the eco-system if spiders were wiped out was all good and accounted for, fuck those pieces of shit right out of existence. I just got done killing a large-ish one (2 inches across the legs probably) that actively tried to assault my face with a ninja move from my ceiling.
You ever see the David Attenborough video of the parasitic wasps? Shit, I can't find it. Well here's National Geographic, hope it doesn't suck too much
FAR worse than spiders
Sure, there's tons of things that are more fucked up than a lot of spiders, but those guys don't mess with me. Spiders are all up in my house and sometimes actively assault me.
Assuming all the terrible shit that would happen to the eco-system if spiders were wiped out was all good and accounted for, fuck those pieces of shit right out of existence. I just got done killing a large-ish one (2 inches across the legs probably) that actively tried to assault my face with a ninja move from my ceiling.
You ever see the David Attenborough video of the parasitic wasps? Shit, I can't find it. Well here's National Geographic, hope it doesn't suck too much
FAR worse than spiders
Sure, there's tons of things that are more fucked up than a lot of spiders, but those guys don't mess with me. Spiders are all up in my house and sometimes actively assault me.
You won't be saying that when one day you wake up & suddenly a whole bunch of wasp larvae burst out from your skin!!!
Spiders freak me out a bit, but not enough to commit genocide. Mosquitoes and other bloodsucking motherfuckers SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL. Really, any creature that wants to get all up and suck through my skin can go fuck themselves. No, anything that wants to touch me can go fuck itself, with the exceptions of clean kitties and occasionally humans. I'm pretty sure there are more cats than humans that I wouldn't have a problem touching though.
Assuming all the terrible shit that would happen to the eco-system if spiders were wiped out was all good and accounted for, fuck those pieces of shit right out of existence. I just got done killing a large-ish one (2 inches across the legs probably) that actively tried to assault my face with a ninja move from my ceiling.
You ever see the David Attenborough video of the parasitic wasps? Shit, I can't find it. Well here's National Geographic, hope it doesn't suck too much
FAR worse than spiders
Sure, there's tons of things that are more fucked up than a lot of spiders, but those guys don't mess with me. Spiders are all up in my house and sometimes actively assault me.
Did those spiders chew through your goddamn drywall and use it to make a nest in your attic? Did a spider ever cost you a red cent to repair any damage it may have caused to your home? Because I've had to replace my ceiling twice because wasps chewed a hole right through it. Fuck wasps.
Wasps only exist to cull the ever-waning population of bees, which are arguably the insect most needed for organic life. Also been stung by in the face a couple times by a wasp. Fucking sucked. Spiders are rad.
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