Woman sells two children for a bird

VILLE PLATTE, La. - A Louisiana woman has pleaded guilty to selling two children for a cockatoo and $175 in what her attorney called an attempt to do a good thing that went wrong.

"It was a really clumsy attempt at an adoption proceeding," said Steve Sikich, attorney for Donna Louise Greenwell of Pitkin. "She was trying to help the children and get them situated."

Greenwell, 53, was sentenced Monday to 15 months of hard labor on each of two criminal counts: sale of a minor. The sentences are to run concurrently.

Hey now I have an excuse to use this picture in a semi-fitting way. 
 

That bird would eat the kids imo. 
which would also be epic.

I just want to know who wanted to get rid of a bird and get two kids instead? Don't they know birds are far less expensive?

I have an abundance of cockatoos that live in my tree outside. She can have a few of them as they drop stuff and crap everywhere. 
 
They are somewhat entertaining sometimes though.

" I have an abundance of cock[...] somewhat entertaining sometimes"

to be fair, there is no social stigma about eating birds whereas with children it is quite the opposite.

What kind of mother is she? What a bitch.

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