Would you eat an unpeeled banana after it fell in a toilet?

I wouldn't eat a banana period. Awful awful fruit.

of course not. im not homeless or a mental.

I don't think I'd pick up anything that fell into a toilet D:

Hell no. I wouldn't eat anything that fell into the toilet.

No.

My hand wouldn't even go near the toilet!

Fuuuck no, sir!

@Demoskinos: What about another peeled fruit like an orange, a water melon, or a pineapple?

I answered yes but had to create a scanerio:

If i were going into a diabetic shock.

No, but I would wipe it off and put it back in the fruit basket.

Every time a thread like this pops up, I picture a first-time visitor scrolling down the main page, seeing the thread in question, then unsubscribing from their internet service with a "deer in headlights" expression.

@TooWalrus: The real question is then what the hell is a fruit basket doing in the bathroom.

Fuck no I'd get another banana or whatever

No, and I wouldn't eat it unpeeled either, although I hear that's actually healthy for you. I don't bring food into the bathroom, that's disgusting.

@Demoskinos: Fiber? I don't know, we never should have accepted a dinner party invitation to @crusader8463's house in the first place.

I wouldn't want to waste that banana, it's not like they grow on trees OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would eat that banana with my asshole

I wouldn't want to waste that banana, it's not like they grow on trees OH WAIT, JUST GET ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.

Send this into MBMBaM.

@Sackmanjones said:

@I_smell

I wouldn't want to waste that banana, it's not like they grow on trees OH WAIT, JUST GET ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.

Bananas don't actually grow on trees SO YOU BETTER EAT THAT FUCKING BANANA!

"A common misconception is that bananas come from banana trees, when in fact the banana is closely related to ginger and ornamental plants such as birds of paradise, amaranths and canna lilies. The banana plant is not a tree, but the world's largest perennial herb and grows up to 25 feet, developing massive banana leaves that may extend 9 feet in the air. Edible bananas are technically berries and do not produce seeds. Their rhizomes, or roots, can be hundreds of years old." - chiquitabananas.com

Boom! Science!

If it was my toilet and the toilet just had toilet water in it, then yeah, probably. Does this make me a sick person?

Also, like @BisonHero said, please send it to MBMBaM.

god no

Every time a thread like this comes up I say, "This website is fucking weird". I love you all.

I hate to let food go to waste

one banana, please

Why the fuck was a banana in the bathroom?

If I'm already at a point in my life where I'm eating in the bathroom, I suppose its a small step to eat a banana that has fallen in the toilet (after washing and peeling?).

question. why are you bringing bananas into the bathroom in the first place?

so my toilet or a dirty ass public one?

my toilet, yes if it was sticking out and i could just grab a dry part and rinse it off and it was flushed. i keep my toilets clean as fuck.

If I could first verify the integrity of the peel, have someone peel it in a way that the inside isn't compromised and have another person feed it to me.

Not if I can help it.

I rescind my previous statement, bananas do not grow on trees, and so I would gladly piss into a salad and eat it for no reason.

If it's in the toilet, ever, it's a lost cause. Flush that it away.

What the fuck?

If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.

I have lifted things out of the toilet before, but I've never put them into my mouth.

What state is the toilet in? Like have I just got done releasing my bowels? I will say I have eaten an orange floating down a river a friend and I found while rafting before.

No. I mean, are there no other options? Am I starving? Is there shit in the toilet?

Fuuuuuuuck no.

Why would I? I'd just get another banana... Where are the stakes?

I wouldn't eat an unpeeled banana before it fell in a toilet, so no.

Fuck bananas.

I guess I would. This is assuming it was my only bananna and I was starving. In normal day to day life I wouldn't because what the fuck, it's a bananna. Sacrifices don't need to be made haha

@sixpin said:

The banana plant is not a tree, but the world's largest perennial herb and grows up to 25 feet,

Science can suck my banana. As far as I'm concerned once a perennial herb hits 25 feet tall it's a fuckin tree.

Oh yeah, and no, I wouldn't eat a banana out of the toilet.

I have a food intolerance for fruit so, toilet diseases aside, I prefer to not have my throat swell shut.

@BisonHero said:

Send this into MBMBaM.

Agreed.

@ProfessorEss said:

@sixpin said:

The banana plant is not a tree, but the world's largest perennial herb and grows up to 25 feet,

Science can suck my banana. As far as I'm concerned once a perennial herb hits 25 feet tall it's a fuckin tree.

Oh yeah, and no, I wouldn't eat a banana out of the toilet.

Don't you talk about science like that. It gets angry.

Edit: Yeah, I voted No as well.

I need some questions answered before I can continue.

Is the banana is question ripe?

What type of lighting is available in the restroom in question if any at all?

What color shirt am I wearing if any at all?

Is there Nutella available?

Honestly I probably would. It's got a skin for a reason. First I would wash it and examine the thing to make sure no toilet water could get in though.

Not if there's poop/pee in the toilet though.

I would not eated a unpeeled banana that fell in the toilet.

I understand that it's probably protected, but there is no way that I could get over that mentally. Not in any circumstance would I eat that banana.

Yes.

Shit.

I meant to say no.

I fucking love bananas, but no. No, I wouldn't.