Would you ever have a Butler?

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#1  Edited By Hizang

If you were rich, would you have a Butler?

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#2  Edited By zacagawea

No. Having somebody in my house almost 24/7 creeps me out.

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#3  Edited By zeforgotten

Yes. 
 
 
And I would call him Alfred

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#4  Edited By Hizang
@ZeForgotten I'm watching Batman right now..
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Hell yeah, who else is going to take care of my Bat Cave?

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#6  Edited By Dagbiker
My Butler, Kato
My Butler, Kato
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#7  Edited By SMTDante89

No thanks.

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#8  Edited By Hizang

How much do Butlers cost, any ideas?

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#9  Edited By AlexW00d

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

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#10  Edited By Origina1Penguin

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

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#11  Edited By Hailinel

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

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#12  Edited By Jimbo

Yes! Preferably a robot butler.

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#13  Edited By Jrad

A couple of adolescent maids would be nice.

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#14  Edited By Joker369

Yes, I would call him Kevin

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#15  Edited By OllyOxenFree

Would prefer a maid instead.

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#16  Edited By Canteu

If i was rich, i would totally have a butler.

But he would wear normal street clothes or whatever he prefers to wear, talk like a normal person and i wouldnt treat him like a slave.

He would be my bro, i would just pay him to get me a cuppa.

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#17  Edited By SlasherMan

Nah. I'd feel bad ordering someone around to serve me at my every whim.

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#18  Edited By AlexW00d

@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

Butler =/= Chauffeur now. I can see the point of a chauffeur though.

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#19  Edited By Hailinel

@AlexW00d said:

@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

Butler =/= Chauffeur now. I can see the point of a chauffeur though.

Well, true. But a butler that doubles as a chauffeur would be pretty cool.

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#20  Edited By christ0phe

fuck yah

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#21  Edited By zeforgotten
@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

Butler =/= Chauffeur now. I can see the point of a chauffeur though.

Well, true. But a butler that doubles as a chauffeur would be pretty cool.

All the butlers I've seen did double as a chauffeur too so I think we're safe. 
Then again, I'm worried that now that I have a butler I'm totally gonna get lazy and not be active anymore. That means that my butler is my kryptonite! 
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#22  Edited By TobbRobb

Hard, I am incredibly lazy, but I also value my privacy a lot.

I want a robotbutler.

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I'd just get married, enough puppy guys out there.

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#24  Edited By Seesic

Nah, I don't think I would get used to it or be comfortable but I would happily have a chef.

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#26  Edited By Hamst3r

Female butler.

All female house staff.

Mandatory nakedness.

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#27  Edited By scarace360

No but i would have a maid.

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#28  Edited By UlquioKani

Parents used to have one when I lived in Sri Lanka, it isn't as expensive to have one there.

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#29  Edited By Vexxan

A maid or an 'Alfred' would be neat.

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#31  Edited By Justin258

@Origina1Penguin said:

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

Something like this?

Anyway, no. If I were that rich, I would still do my own housecleaning because I sure as hell wouldn't have a full time job.

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#32  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

Sure why not. And he would be awesome.

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#33  Edited By Interfect

Is hiring Michael Caine an option? If so, yes.

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#34  Edited By StarvingGamer

Nah, I can answer my own phone and make myself a cup of tea. I wouldn't mind a housekeeper though, just because cleaning the house every day takes up too much damn time.

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#35  Edited By imsh_pl

How would I be able to comfortably have sex with the maid if I knew that there was someone knowing about it, don't be ridiculous.

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#36  Edited By nintendoeats

An assistant yes, but I hate pretty much everything about the idea of a butler.

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#37  Edited By Morrow

I think so. A sexy one who's got to do everything I say. hurr hurr.

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#38  Edited By captain_clayman

a robot butler maybe. If i lived in a mansion i'd probably never wear clothes and i don't want to scar a butler's psyche like that.

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#39  Edited By SmilingPig

No, unless it would be a robot.

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#40  Edited By AhmadMetallic

You guys, the question was supposed to be "would you ever have a maid" but it's Hizang. 
 
Yes I'd love to have a goodlooking maid.

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#41  Edited By Origina1Penguin

@believer258: Yes, if I were rich, something exactly like that...

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#42  Edited By Jeust

I would have this Buttler... 
 

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No, but I would have a lusty Argonian maid.

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#45  Edited By crusader8463

Nah, but a sexy maid to do my ever perverted whims yes!

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#46  Edited By Alexandruxx

I already have one. It's my sister. She would do anything to buy her a 3DS. So I make her serve me.

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#47  Edited By BraveToaster

@Zacagawea said:

No. Having somebody in my house almost 24/7 creeps me out.

This

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#48  Edited By iam3green

yes, and somebody already beat me to it, alfred.

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#49  Edited By NekuSakuraba

Why would you want a human butler?

Have Wadsworth!

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