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Would you marry someone with a nice body but an ugly face? (POLL) Do this one, the other two are glitched.

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#1  Edited By Organicalistic_
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#2  Edited By Organicalistic_

Duders, no way at all i could marry someone with an ugly face, I know i should go to hell, i am a terrible person, yada, yada, yada...

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A butterface? Just put a bag over her head. She'll understand. She's ugly. Even if she doesn't understand, her opinion doesn't count. Cuz she's ugly.

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#4  Edited By Hot_Karl

Well, it depends, if I'm marrying her, it's because I'm attracted to her and I want to spend my life with her. What could be a 5 to some guy can be a 9 to another guy. 
 
But if we're just going by gut reactions, no, I would not marry a butterface. I would hook up with her and have her put a bag over her head, but I wouldn't marry a butterface, no sir.

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#5  Edited By bravetoaster
@Romination said:
" A butterface? Just put a bag over her head. She'll understand. She's ugly. Even if she doesn't understand, her opinion doesn't count. Cuz she's ugly. "
win
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#6  Edited By Organicalistic_
@Romination: butter face means she would probably have acne EVERY WHERE, and I have heard stories that in bed with someone who has acne down there is hell.
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#7  Edited By ArchScabby

I will never marry.

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#8  Edited By kmdrkul

What kind of jackass chooses to marry someone based on how they look?  Dating somebody, naturally... having sex with them, of course, but marrying somebody based off their appearance???

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#9  Edited By xyzygy

THIS POLL IS INVALID BECAUSE YOU USE THE WORD SHE INSTEAD OF IT

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#10  Edited By Organicalistic_
@ArchScabby said:
" I will never marry. "
I am atheist as i guess you are, but just the concept of luvin some one, could you love a butter face??
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#11  Edited By Liam_mk

I remember when I learned what a butterface was. Good times.

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#12  Edited By ArchScabby
@organicalistic_ said:

" @ArchScabby said:

" I will never marry. "
I am atheist as i guess you are, but just the concept of luvin some one, could you love a butter face?? "
No, I'm just such a loser I will never marry.
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@organicalistic_: It means that she's ribbed for MY pleasure then
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#14  Edited By Organicalistic_
@ArchScabby: oh, too bad, i can hook you up with a porn star, jk, LOL
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#15  Edited By Hot_Karl
@xyzygy said:
" THIS POLL IS INVALID BECAUSE YOU USE THE WORD SHE INSTEAD OF IT "
No, actually a butterface is still considered a "she". An IT would refer to a fat chick. 
 
Fat chicks aren't real people.
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#16  Edited By Hourai

Depends how ugly we're talkin'.

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#17  Edited By xyzygy
@Liam_mk said:
" I remember when I learned what a butterface was. Good times. "
Were you shown a picture of Miranda Lawson?
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#18  Edited By JerkFace

I don't think I could go that way.  A pretty face with a less-than-perfect body, I could handle.

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#19  Edited By Red12b

Goddamnit, Stupidity is everywhere nowadays.
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#20  Edited By Organicalistic_
@JerkFace said:
" I don't think I could go that way.  A pretty face with a less-than-perfect body, I could handle. "
yes that is my opinion..
@Red12b said:
" Goddamnit, Stupidity is everywhere nowadays. "

what do you mean by that??
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#22  Edited By Dom

alright... we all say that beauty is on the inside... but I don't care, beauty is as important in the outside as it is in the inside

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#23  Edited By JB16

When the lights go off, I can feel that great body but I can't see the face. ;)

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#24  Edited By Liam_mk
@xyzygy said:
" @Liam_mk said:
" I remember when I learned what a butterface was. Good times. "
Were you shown a picture of Miranda Lawson? "
...Well played sir, well played.
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#25  Edited By xyzygy
@organicalistic_: BTW dude... how often do you change your alignment? I could have swore it was like green earlier today. And I remember it being grey once too. I have a good memory.
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#26  Edited By Yummylee

Epicly shallow.
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#27  Edited By Vinchenzo

Their appearance has to be what I like, and their personality has to match mine. It's as simple as that.

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#28  Edited By Red12b

When you look up the word stupid in the dictionary, do you know what you will find?
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#29  Edited By DeShawn2ks

Sure I would, I knew this girl growing up who wasn't that cute to me but had a nice body. One day we became friends kicked it and talked a lot on the phone and slowly but surely she started getting prettier and prettier. We dated for a while and are still friends to this day and I still see her as really cute. Hell I would marry a woman like that with a nice body and we clicked real well. I would rather be married and happy with a average woman for the rest of my life than miserable with a money hungry, self centered, fine female who will probably cheat on you at the drop of a hat.

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#30  Edited By Hot_Karl
@DeShawn2ks said:
" Sure I would, I knew this girl growing up who wasn't that cute to me but had a nice body. One day we became friends kicked it and talked a lot on the phone and slow but surely she started getting prettier and prettier. We dated for a while and are still friends to this day and I still see her as really cute. Hell I would marry a woman like that with a nice body and we clicked real well. I would rather be happy with a average woman than miserable with a money hungry, self centered, fine female who will probably cheat on you at the drop of a hat. "
In all honesty, I would do this as well. It's all about chemistry. I wouldn't normally be attracted to a fugly-looking girl, but if we both got along super well, then nothing would matter because she'd be a 10 in my book!
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#31  Edited By hatking

I suppose the more accurate question would be, "would you go out with somebody with an ugly face but nice body?"   
 
Aside from that my complaint is that ugly is a very relative term.  Most guys would think I'm gay the way I shudder when I see Megan Fox, for example.  I suppose I'm not attracted to traditionally hot women.  I am more attracted to cute or beautiful women.  On top of this I find beauty in imperfections, minor ones.  This is getting personal, but that is my point, what is ugly is totally relative to the person.  My point being that I would not go out with somebody who I am not attracted to, nobody would.
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@kmdrkul said:
" What kind of jackass chooses to marry someone based on how they look?  Dating somebody, naturally... having sex with them, of course, but marrying somebody based off their appearance??? "
This so much.  Marriage shouldn't be about looks, or when you're both 35 or 40, it's gonna fall apart.
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#33  Edited By Organicalistic_
@HatKing: who is cute to you then??
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#34  Edited By salad10203

What about the counter, would you marry a girl with a good face but a bad body?  I think I would go with a good body.

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#35  Edited By Brendan
@xobballox said:
" @kmdrkul said:
" What kind of jackass chooses to marry someone based on how they look?  Dating somebody, naturally... having sex with them, of course, but marrying somebody based off their appearance??? "
This so much.  Marriage shouldn't be about looks, or when you're both 35 or 40, it's gonna fall apart. "

True but looks are always part of the equation, because physical attraction is an important part of a relationship as well.  I'm not saying it's the most important, but it should be in balance, not totally disregarded. 
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#36  Edited By Toasty

Yeah, chemistry's most important. She has to be funny and engaging, looks are less important.

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#37  Edited By Dalai

I'll take a pretty face over a nice body, sure why not? But at least throw in a nice personality.

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#38  Edited By hatking
@organicalistic_ said:
"@HatKing: who is cute to you then?? "

I tend not to froth over actresses, but I'll admit I have a crush on Aubrey Plaza.  To me she fits in the category of cute, although I can't really explain the destinction between cute and beautiful.  I feel like hot is typically the type of girl you'll see as a model or in men's cologne ads, I understand a lot of guys go for that, but I do not.  Then again I'm a sucker for funny girls, if a girl can make me laugh I find it pretty hard not to fall for them.
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#39  Edited By Organicalistic_
@salad10203:  well by not a good body do you mean fat no, but if you mean little boobs, i could
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#40  Edited By Organicalistic_
@HatKing: i like zooey deschanel aside from the Disney bs i think she is hot, I also think Anna Friel during the show pushing daisies had a striking resemblance to her.
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#41  Edited By Hot_Karl
@HatKing: I thought she was super cute in Funny People. She's not at all ugly, by any means. She's attainable and (seemingly) down-to-earth. That's the type of girl I'll probably marry. 
 
But I ain't getting married anytime soon, so she can wait.
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#42  Edited By Pazy

To me this is a silly question, if you are at the point where you are considering marrying them then (hopefully) you are in love with them so why would anything else matter but your love? At least thats how I view these things, then again I tend to mostly get physically attracted to the people who I first get attracted to as people (as in there mind/personality and not body).

But to give a straight yes or no answer to the original question: Yes I would marry a person with an ugly face.

Though I would only marry someone I loved and Im capable of loving people who arent physically perfect (since it dosent matter what a person looks like).

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#43  Edited By steelharrison

as long as she will swallow
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#44  Edited By cloneslayer

depends, now, no. but if im like 40+ and desperate, I'd go for it.  
 
wtf and I saying, I'm desperate now....

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#45  Edited By HitmanAgent47

Her body will change, yet the face structure will maintain. I would say no, a good face and telling her to lose weight or maintain her weight would be more helpful. Get a prenuptual agreement, if she doesn't keep her body a certain size or get back to it, divorce her.

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#46  Edited By tunaburn

i put depends if she was nice, but it also depends on how ugly her face was. like missing an eye and a nostril ugly or just not conventionally pretty

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#47  Edited By wowdancegirl

I would take a nice face over a perfect body...bodies are easier to change
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#48  Edited By Jeust

That would depend on my feelings for her... Not on her face or her body. 

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#49  Edited By natetodamax
@Godlyawesomeguy said:
" Its all about the personality. "
Stop lying.
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#50  Edited By fishmicmuffin

Yes, so long as they weren't a shitty person.