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#1 Posted by DarthOrange (4178 posts) -
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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

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#3 Posted by BisonHero (10497 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

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#4 Posted by Canteu (2968 posts) -

Claude

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#5 Posted by Trainer_Red (318 posts) -

A horse sized duck sounds horrifying whereas a bunch of little ass horses makes me smile.

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#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

@BisonHero:

Then I'd rather fight the one horse-sized dick. It's one target that I can always keep an eye on. Dick-sized horses? That'd be a nightmare. What if they made their way inside me?

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#7 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (5568 posts) -

So am I fighting this horse sized duck before or after its been cooked?

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#8 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

One horse sized duck is basically a fucking dinosaur. That thing would fuck you up.

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#9 Posted by murisan (1143 posts) -

I'd rather kill Reddit

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#10 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4748 posts) -

I'd take my changes with the 100 tiny horses.

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#11 Posted by MEATBALL (4231 posts) -

Man, have you ever been charged by an angry Duck? Shit is terrifying. I mean, I was like 8 at the time, but my friends angry pet duck was mad scary, yo. One massive, angry duck? Scary.

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#12 Posted by laserbolts (5506 posts) -

I could stomp all the little horses into the ground but a huge duck would probably fuck me up.

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#13 Posted by Donkeycow (568 posts) -

Well shit... i don't want to fight either but i prefer my chances against the 100 duck sized horses. As many here have already said, a horse sized duck is fucking scary.

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#14 Edited by benspyda (2129 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

Now you said that I can't stop thinking of this topic as that and its terrifying.

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#15 Posted by Hunter5024 (6702 posts) -

I feel like it would take a long time, but after a solid hour of punting I'd be rid of the duck sized horses. A horse size duck would probably run me down and snap me in half with his beak with my being able to put up much of a fight.

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#16 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

@benspyda said:

@Video_Game_King said:

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

Now you said that I can't stop thinking of this topic as that and its terrifying.

I know. I can't sleep at night, knowing that dick-sized horses might be roaming the land.

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#17 Posted by Kerned (1185 posts) -
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#18 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12540 posts) -

100 is too many to fight at once.

Also, I feel like this question has been played out at this point.

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#19 Posted by TheHT (14307 posts) -

A huge duck. 100 is a lot more than you might think. All of em coming at you can mean trouble. 1 giant duck would probably be easier to deal with.

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#20 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

And I have now sent the dick variant in as a question to the Bombcast. Somebody tell me if something this utterly dumb pops up.

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#21 Posted by Butler (438 posts) -

I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.

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#22 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (4107 posts) -

Easy, 100 duck sized horses. A horse sized duck is essentially a dinosaur with less teeth. No thank you SIR.

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#23 Edited by deactivated-57d4cf64585b7 (535 posts) -

1horse sized duck. I'd kill that duck and roast him up. He better have an eyepatch though.

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#24 Posted by Justin258 (14373 posts) -

I'd rather fight a hundred duck sized horses.

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#25 Posted by MAGZine (441 posts) -

Jamie and Adam Savage seem to agree that 100 Duck-sized Horses would be the easiest.

1 horse sized duck would NOT be good. Ducks are already pretty nasty creatures, I would not want to go up against a several-hundred pound one. That would be terrifying.

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#26 Posted by Blastroid (289 posts) -

I choose 1 magical creature as I fear the 100 would surround me or trip me up too easy. Also one blast from my tank is much easier than 100 bullets. I am still not sure which would be easier to clean up though. Crap I have thought about this for way too long.

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#27 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1849 posts) -

Do I have to fight them at all? can I make them my pet(s)? If so probably horse-sized duck.

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#28 Posted by nutter (150 posts) -

A horse-sized duck will bill you to death in no time....100 tiny horses.....I'd feel bad about fighting the cute bastards, but they wouldn't have a three foot long bill and an attitude problem.

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#29 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5919 posts) -

@Butler said:

I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.

is fighting ducks something you do in your spare time or something

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#30 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

1 horse sized duck. I'll give it a warrior's death, then absorb its essence and bang its horse sized duck wife.

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#31 Posted by EXTomar (5047 posts) -

Ducks are kind of vicious. You would think the lack of teeth in their bill would mean their bite wouldn't hurt much but you'd be mistaken!

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#32 Posted by Phatmac (5930 posts) -

quack.

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#33 Posted by inkerman (1493 posts) -

Well, I'm reasonably confident I can kick large groups of ducks to death, less confident I could beat a horse to death, so I'm going with the 100 mini horses.

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#34 Posted by Demoskinos (17325 posts) -

Giant Duck is scary yes... but you are all forgetting that if all those 100 duck sized horses mob you your also going to be done for pretty quick. A few well placed swings with a sharp weapon and the Giganto the Duck would be dinner. I would NOT want to get swarmed by a bunch of tiny horses.

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#35 Posted by psylah (2292 posts) -

I'd rather be able to flag polls.

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#36 Posted by Butler (438 posts) -

@FancySoapsMan said:

@Butler said:

I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.

is fighting ducks something you do in your spare time or something

One vacation my family and I spent was at a little cottage near a lake. This lake was quite serene and beautiful and was home to a family of ducks. Being a lover of nature and wildlife and a naive child I decided to take a loaf of bread out and feed the family of ducks. At first it was fun they were quacking and I was laughing as I was flinging ripped pieces of bread through the air for my new duck friends who eagerly gobbled it up. This attracted more ducks and so I threw more bread. And more ducks came, then even more came. The skies darkened with the amount of ducks descending on me, from the trees, from the lake, from the sky their numbers never ceased. My loaf of bread was now gone and had not satiated the swarm of quacking birds I had now attracted. Hungry for bread and now flesh, the ducks started to bite and jump up flying at my face. I began punching ducks midair just to get them away from head. I ran to the door to the cottage but it was locked. (Looking back now I think my parents were doing it because the t.v. was on really loud and they didn't answer my desperate banging and knocking on the door for entry) Swarmed by ducks I fell to the ground as they pecked and flew into me demanding more food. As I was crawling to get away my hand clasped a sizable stick. I used this to stand back up and defend myself from the ravenous aquatic birds. I became a whirling dervish of sticks and feathers until my parents finally heard my battle cries and opened the door for me to escape to safety.

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#37 Posted by JasonR86 (10178 posts) -

1 Horse-Sized Duck

Ducks are still pretty fucking big. So a horse-sized duck, especially a 100 of them, would be pretty overwhelming. Plus horses have teeth and can bite and stuff. Ducks just have beaks (bills?). It's a big beak/bill but still it's a fucking beak/bill. I'd rather get attacked with a beak/bill then a mouth full of horse teeth.

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#38 Posted by aznjon12 (201 posts) -

The 100 because ducks don't chew their food.

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#39 Edited by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

@Canteu said:

Claude

You don't wanna fuck with Claude. Don't you remember his sweet dance moves in that music video @BiffMcBlumpkin made?

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#40 Edited by SirPsychoSexy (1430 posts) -

100 of anything duck sized attacking you is pretty fucking scary. I think most people here are forgetting how big 100 really is. That is a fucking lot of duck sized horses all fighting you at once. 1 Horse sized duck would be scary, but at least if you damaged its eyes or legs you pretty much win.

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#41 Posted by Mayu_Zane (708 posts) -

Fight the 100 duck-sized horses by jumping up and down on them.

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#42 Posted by RenMcKormack (1087 posts) -

Why do the 100 Duck-sized horses want to fight me so bad? Why don't they want to frolic with me in my magical garden?

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#43 Posted by Brendan (9037 posts) -

One enemy you can plan around. 100? They will wash over you like a duck-sized horse tide.

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#44 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

@Canteu said:

Claude

You don't wanna fuck with Claude. Don't you remember his sweet dance moves in that music video @BiffMcBlumpkin made?

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Oh god, that video. Not again.

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#45 Posted by Apathylad (3234 posts) -

The horse-sized duck. And after I win I'll make a one-liner about grapes or something.

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#46 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

@RenMcKormack said:

Why do the 100 Duck-sized horses want to fight me so bad? Why don't they want to frolic with me in my magical garden?

You've got 100 bug sized carrots in your pockets?

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#47 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

@McGhee: That was just about my favorite thread ever... I want to bump it. I'm tempted. I won't.

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#48 Edited by Canteu (2968 posts) -

@TooWalrus: I stand by my choice. I would rather fight a horse shaped duck sized claude. No fancy dancing could save him!

Also, this:

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#49 Posted by ajamafalous (13399 posts) -
@Trainer_Red said:

A horse sized duck sounds horrifying whereas a bunch of little ass horses makes me smile.

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#50 Posted by Grilledcheez (4066 posts) -

100 small horses, a really big duck sounds TERRIFYING