wouldnt it be cool if we could digest grass and plants and stuff

that would be sweet and delicious

Yea it's a shame human stomachs can only digest non-organic material.  On the plus side these old CD-Rs are yummy.

Yeah, being a carnivore is a bitch, huh?

ever heard of lettuce, tomatoes, and cacti?

Lol? 
 
You have never eaten a plant? :P

Yeah I really wish I could eat lettuce.
 
Seriously, how high are you?

" Yea it's a shame human stomachs can only digest non-organic material.  On the plus side these old CD-Rs are yummy. "

You can DIGEST IT, you can't METABOLIZE it. 
 
There's a difference.

Hey everybody Zajtalan is talking about cellulose

We can.

" You can DIGEST IT, you can't METABOLIZE it.  There's a difference. "

Then we would fart worse than cows and rip a hole in the ozone and we would all be dead, thanks to your need to eat grass. Good job selfish.