Wow...craziest suicide ever?

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#1  Edited By lazyturtle
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#2  Edited By HazBazz

No. This is best suicide ever:

  1. Make noose out of razor wire
  2. Get chair, step into noose
  3. Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
  4. Kick away chair,
  5. Noose will chop off head
  6. End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.
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#3  Edited By clubsandwich

wow that was pretty sexy.

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#4  Edited By Shocker

wow...

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#5  Edited By thanatos990

Awesome!! GB hero of the week!

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#6  Edited By Gunner
HazBazz said:
"No. This is best suicide ever:

  1. Make noose out of razor wire
  2. Get chair, step into noose
  3. Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
  4. Kick away chair,
  5. Noose will chop off head
  6. End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.
"
Sounds like you have thought of this...
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#7  Edited By SmugDarkLoser

You know, for a second I felt bad for the guy, then I said fuck it.  He's an idiot and a complete asshole.  good riddance.

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#8  Edited By clubsandwich
HazBazz said:
"No. This is best suicide ever:

  1. Make noose out of razor wire
  2. Get chair, step into noose
  3. Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
  4. Kick away chair,
  5. Noose will chop off head
  6. End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.
"
that sounds pretty awesome I must say. :D
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#9  Edited By jakob187
HazBazz said:
"No. This is best suicide ever:

  1. Make noose out of razor wire
  2. Get chair, step into noose
  3. Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
  4. Kick away chair,
  5. Noose will chop off head
  6. End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.
"
........DAMMIT!  I was going to save that for when I make a fucking movie one day!!!  Now I gotta come up with something else!!!
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#10  Edited By Termite

Nasty.

Must have been a mentally disturbed fellow in the first place...but you would think SOMEBODY would notice that he was REALLY taking losing his flat seriously.

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#11  Edited By wefwefasdf
SmugDarkLoser said:
"You know, for a second I felt bad for the guy, then I said fuck it.  He's an idiot and a complete asshole.  good riddance."
Yep. I agree.
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#12  Edited By chazer127

he must have a spliting headache
but seriosly? he got offerd 11 places yet he refused them all... strange person.

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#13  Edited By MetalGearSunny

Did they have to go into detail!?

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#15  Edited By JackiJinx

Well, so much for sleeping tonight.

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#16  Edited By Verdugo

That is one insane way to kill yourself.

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#17  Edited By HazBazz
Gunner said:
"HazBazz said:
"No. This is best suicide ever:

  1. Make noose out of razor wire
  2. Get chair, step into noose
  3. Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
  4. Kick away chair,
  5. Noose will chop off head
  6. End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.
"
Sounds like you have thought of this..."
I've tried it, but the wire was too blunt.
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#18  Edited By Death_Burnout
HazBazz said:
"No. This is best suicide ever:

  1. Make noose out of razor wire
  2. Get chair, step into noose
  3. Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
  4. Kick away chair,
  5. Noose will chop off head
  6. End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.
"
Hahaha thats pretty funny, as gruesome as it is, its awesome, totally reminds me of MK's Hara Kiri's

As for the other guy, dude, what an arse, im sorry, if your gunna do it, please think of the cleaners! sheesh, or at least realise theres a better way to solve that problem. actually that story reminds me that chainsaws are in my opinion one of the scariest things ever created.

Or perhaps it was a set up, i dunno.
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#19  Edited By DARKIDO07

Wholey shit that was freaky, I was listen to music while reading that article and all the sudden "Gimme the Prize" comes on and this is the opening to the song...

"It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor
Next to his own severed head,a head which at this time has
No name'"

That was creepy.

Anyway I still don't get why he took his own life, I would have just moved.....

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#20  Edited By thanatos990

I like the part were he did it for 15 mins, lol thats alota Oxycotton need for that!