YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Just a reminder, today is INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

My buddy wore an eye-patch to school. It was hilarious. The entire student body went around yelling "ARRR!" the whole day. Even some teachers were doing it.

Gotta love Pirate Day!

Do something Piratey! (Except Internet piracy, don't do that. That's not legal. I mean do something 1600's piratey.)

Are you drunk?

No. I'm not. It really is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

So swig some o' tha cap'n's grog an' get wit' the LOOTIN' AND PLUNDERIN'

The first time I heard of this day, I believe, was on Attack of the Show a couple years back, lol.

Where is talk like a ninja day? That would be quite thrilling.  "..." *disappears into a cloud of smoke*

"The first time I heard of this day, I believe, was on Attack of the Show a couple years back, lol.

Where is talk like a ninja day? That would be quite thrilling.  "..." *disappears into a cloud of smoke*"

Stereotypes?

Well who says every pirate talks like that, huh?! Who says every captain wears an eye patch and has a talking parrot, huh? Stereotype!

"Stereotypes?

Well who says every pirate talks like that, huh?! Who says every captain wears an eye patch and has a talking parrot, huh? Stereotype!"

Well apparently those people have no idea what the ways of the ninja are! Ninjas don't speak, they are silent. When you hear a ninja speak, they are not in their ninja form, they look like ordinary people, so you have no idea they are a ninja! The only ninjas who speak broken English are those in badly dubbed movies and anime.

"Stereotypes?

Well who says every pirate talks like that, huh?! Who says every captain wears an eye patch and has a talking parrot, huh? Stereotype!"

I killed a guy and drank some rum and covered my left leg in woodstain.

I am a pirate.

YAR!

Talk like a pirate day be the best day of the year, mateys!

I'll talk however the fuck I want. And I just so happen to want to talk like Mario.

It's-a me! Shutuppa you-mouth!

What the hell? Never heard of it, lol.

I am so drinking rum tonight.

"What the hell? Never heard of it, lol."

"serbsta said:

"What the hell? Never heard of it, lol."

Now's the perfect time to join in!"

Are you being serious?

"Are you being serious?"

"Are you drunk?"

Arrrrr, me matey! And here I thought every Friday was talk like a pirate day! Same way every tuesday is 'Tit-slap tuesday'! YAAARRRRR!!!

Guys, prepare yourself...

I have never heard of this.....

I find this offensive towards all other types of people in society. How come there's no international talk like a white man day, or black man, or chinese man days?

..Matey.

so we download the most copyright crap w/o payin we can...........way ahead of u

Wow, that's fucking weird. Today in one of my classes I was drawing a pirate on the back of a ditto. I gave him an eyepatch, a beard, crazy earrings, scars, and everything. All over the paper I wrote things like "AAAARGHHH! or SHIIIVVER ME TIMBERRRRS!"

The crazy thing is, that I didn't know it was pirate day or whatever until I clicked on this thread!

:O

Some dude on twitter was saying this to. Is there really an international pirate day? If so, it's effing stupid.

"Some dude on twitter was saying this to. Is there really an international pirate day? If so, it's effing stupid."