You are Skynet.

So, the year is 2029 and you've got a Terminator on your hands and you can send it back in time programmed to kill anyone and Michael Biehn can't interfere, I ask, who would you send it back to kill? I'd like to avoid serious answers and just treat this as a relatively light hearted topic.

Anyway, me? I'd send it back in time to ice Tim Burton. The guy is a total cancer to the film industry with his GRIMANDARK garbage, so having him rubbed out would make me super happy. So. Your turn.

The Jonas Brothers

Hmmm, I could say hitler and be the good guy, but I would go with the guy that shot Dime Bag, he'd get a good beating.

Jack thompson...or the guy who founded Fox news.

I'd go back and stop that bastard Karmum from ever being born.

"Anyway, me? I'd send it back in time to ice Tim Burton. The guy is a total cancer to the film industry with his GRIMANDARK garbage, so having him rubbed out would make me super happy. So. Your turn."

Myself.  Just to create a paradox for fun.

Uwe Boll!

"The Jonas Brothers"

"Myself.  Just to create a paradox for fun."

"Bryan said:

"Myself.  Just to create a paradox for fun."

I'd kill my great great grandfather, for more paradox fun!"

So, the year is Robotron 2084 and you've got a Donkey Kong on your hands and you can send it back in time programmed to Joust anyone and Pac-Man can't interfere, I ask, who would you send it back to Q*Bert? I'd like to avoid pinball answers and just treat this as a relatively light arcade topic.

"Uwe Boll!"

"HandsomeDead said:

"Anyway, me? I'd send it back in time to ice Tim Burton. The guy is a total cancer to the film industry with his GRIMANDARK garbage, so having him rubbed out would make me super happy. So. Your turn."

But then we wouldn't have the Nightmare Before Christmas? =("

I would choose me so i could fight it off.

Carlos Mencia

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!

Tim Burton?  Fuck no.  He's the only one making dark films that aren't horrors anymore.  His rendition of Willy Wonka = golden (and more following the original book than the movie)

Anyway,  no one.  Im not that type of person.

I'd take the opposite approach. If it would be possible to reprogram him not to kill, I'd send my guy back to save Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain. I would love to see where their music would go from there.

If I had to kill someone, I'd go after Walt Disney. Once again, just to see what would happen.

 SmugDarkLoser said:

"Tim Burton?  Fuck no.  He's the only one making dark films that aren't horrors anymore.  His rendition of Willy Wonka = golden (and more following the original book than the movie)

Anyway,  no one.  Im not that type of person."

" SmugDarkLoser said:

"Tim Burton?  Fuck no.  He's the only one making dark films that aren't horrors anymore.  His rendition of Willy Wonka = golden (and more following the original book than the movie)

Anyway,  no one.  Im not that type of person."

Dark? Seriously? Just because he uses a lot of blacks and navy blues in his films, that doesn't make them dark or grim or whatever. Hell, even the original musical Willy Wonka was darker than Burton's."

"HandsomeDead said:

" SmugDarkLoser said:

"Tim Burton?  Fuck no.  He's the only one making dark films that aren't horrors anymore.  His rendition of Willy Wonka = golden (and more following the original book than the movie)

Anyway,  no one.  Im not that type of person."

Dark? Seriously? Just because he uses a lot of blacks and navy blues in his films, that doesn't make them dark or grim or whatever. Hell, even the original musical Willy Wonka was darker than Burton's."

Watch Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street if you're looking for a dark Tim Burton film."

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Dude, Johnny Depp and HBC were great! Damn...

Nolan's Batman > Burton's Batman > The entire world.

"Nolan's Batman > Burton's Batman > The entire world."

"Nolan's Batman > Burton's Batman > The entire world."

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Dude, Johnny Depp and HBC were great! Damn..."

"Fr0Br0 said:

"Nolan's Batman > Burton's Batman > The entire world."

That's not true since I am part of the entire world.
It should be:
DualReaver > Nolan's Batman > Burton's Batman > Rest of the world.
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