You find out that your 8 year old child's hidden secret is... (Jay against the world week ???)!

Yeah, sorry I haven't done one of these in a bit. I have been busy for a while! So here is a new Jay Against the World part! Err... 4? Aw well! Lets get this ball rolling!

You have some issues, some deep seeded issues that you need to work out.

God speed.

you missed option 'Q' posting drivel on the internet.

As long as their secret wasn't that they were you.

I was a serial killer. Strangled people with their garden hoses. Nobody suspected the little 8-year-old kid..

Hahaha, everyone here on the internet is so wacky! I hate it!

For some reason your topic made me think of this.

I was going to choose M. But then my hand scrolled up and I clicked D. Why can't he do both? I'm so disappointed in my imaginary kid right now. . .

So funny.

I don't have an eight-year-old child.

@EuanDewar said:

You have some issues, some deep seeded issues that you need to work out.

God speed.

Gotta admit, this IS my most messed up Poll so far!

@TruthTellah said:

This is an interesting pole.

Thank you!

@Erzs said:

I was going to choose M. But then my hand scrolled up and I clicked D. Why can't he do both? I'm so disappointed in my imaginary kid right now. . .

One cannot simply be Link and also destroy Candy Land! It has to be one or the other!

@EuanDewar said:

You have some issues, some deep seeded issues that you need to work out.

God speed.

I agree....

That they were even born in the first place!

I fail to see what your point is and what discussion value this will encourage.