You find yourself at a Barbecue. As you reach the picnic table, what food do you choose? (POLL)

CHICKEN DRUMSTICK

How about a hamburger and a brat?

Ribs motherfucker!

A cheeseburger with just cheese on it. Nothing special. Maybe a vegetable or two if those are out.

I don't like hot dogs and am not really a huge fan of pork, except bacon.

Two hot dogs man, hot dogs are the shit.

Damn straight. Bite straight into that shit.

Cheeseburger, some ribs and a baked potato.

Pulled pork sandwich is the way to go.

@video_game_king: You just love those hot dogs don't ya VGK.

Only two hotdogs?!....Im don't have a tiny little baby stomach. Oh how i love me some grilled hotdogs.

I feel that the Barbecue has something to play in this. Aha, trick question i go for the hamburger shaped hotdog.

ALL THE EGG SALAD

There's only one actual item in this poll that can be classified as barbecue -- Pulled Pork.

Sorry, but you don't barbecue a hot dog or a hamburger; that's grilling. Because there is a small Weber in the vicinity, does not classify it as a barbecue. Now if that Weber has had ribs cooking on it for the past 3 hours or a smoker going then you can say it is a barbecue =P

Anyway, enough of my pet-peeve. I would go for the pulled pork because it is fucking slow cooked pork. **insert Homer Simpson mmm**

Where's the precedent for this statement?

@video_game_king: No where.

Including pulled pork in this poll is incredibly unfair to both burgers and durgers. Pulled pork is proper barbecue and sits just behind ribs as second greatest thing you will ever eat off a paper plate while outside. The other two are fine and good summer-time staples but man... barbecued pork...

Soy dog! FTW

2 hot dogs, 2 cheese burgers and 2 dirty pulled pork bastards.

PULLED PORK!

PULLED PORK!

I hate cheese on my burgers. My uncle calls me un-american. But, I will take a burger and a hot dog, even though I really want 2 burgers. You can't resist a hot dog for some reason.

If the pulled pork sammy is available, i will do that. Otherwise hotdogs are go-to picnic food for me. Not as easy to screw up by incompetent BBQ person as hamburgers.

these are the only correct answers.

How the fuck are steaks and ribs not one of the main options in this poll?

Hot dogs. Not those rank fucking American hot dogs, though. Seriously, you guys need to sort your hot dogs out.

Steak would still be a wrong option.

Foods that could be at a barbecue:

• Pulled Pork
• Ribs
• Brisket
• Tri-Tip
• Chicken (Slow cooked on the BBQ or Smoked)
• Turkey (Smoked)

Steak, Hamburger, Hot Dogs, etc. are to be grilled and take all of 10 minutes to cook. The food above is meant to be cooked for hours and that's what turns a party into a BBQ.

Fuck that. I love my American hot dogs. All sorts of awesome shit in there. Pig snouts, horse hooves, whatever they want to throw in there; it is delicious! Hmmm, I should go get some head cheese.

Some ribs, some fajita, and some grilled onions.
Maybe some sausage.

arracheras

Hippy.

Also ribs all the way.

Skirt Steak Tacos

Burger and a dog.

Pulled pork is way too messy, sure its good, but damn do i always get that shit on my clothes.

Grilled chicken. With some potato salad.

C'mon.

pulled pork is the king of all porks

Sausages and bread...also chicken wings are good as well.

I look at the table, notice that Bratwurst is not on the table, I then flip said table. I proceed to leave the BBQ while loudly declaring it to be an utter disgrace and I spit in the faces of the people who organized it. If they have children, I spit in the childrens faces too and tell them to run away from home because that's the only way they'll ever succeed.

All about them snags.

Snags.

Hamburger and a hotdog.. and then another Hamburger or two, and then a cold drink.

2 pieces or ribs, a cheeseburger, 2 hot dogs, a scoop of potato salad, a scoop of coleslaw, and a spoonful of beans.

Typically.

I can't deny me a good pulled pork sandwich and a hot dog. There better be barbecue sauce at this barbecue though.

Boudin or Andouille sausage.

Perhaps some good Gator sausage as well.

Mmmm...

I live in Texas, so I don't really think of burgers or hot dogs as 'barbecue' food. If you want to talk about barbecue food here, we're talking about things like brisket and ribs, etc, with sides like potato salad, coleslaw, beans, and the like.

You girls can have your hot dogs, though.

I've never had a pulled pork sandwich, so I'll eat a shit ton of those.

Everything I can get my hand on, because at that time I'm probably super hungry.

I've never seen pulled pork at a barbeque, only snags and burgers. Sounds good though. Ribs and hotdogs are usually my go-to.

Cheeseburger

I prefer my hamburgers without the cheese. But yeah, that. I usually want two depending on the size. Otherwise a hotdog with a big burger.

Grilling steak or something is also pretty fabulous. :D

Where I come from, a barbeque isn't a proper barbeque without some steak.

Too right.

I usually grab a couple of napkins and a dollop of ketchup.