Poll You run into a burning building. You find a boy and a girl and your dog. You can only save one. Who do you save? (562 votes)
Who do you save, and why?
Who do you save, and why?
Feel free to attach any number of attributes to each of these characters, to help justify your decision. Like the girl could be really pretty. Or the boy could suffer from down syndrom. Or the dog is a world renown genius, the first K9 capable of intelligent vocalized discourse. Dealer's choice.
Feel free to attach any kind of modifiers to each of these characters, to help justify your decision.
Like, say, if the girl is... smoking hot?
If I know the girl, and have like, a shot with her, you then... well yeah, probably the girl. But if I don't know any of them I'm getting my damn dog. Dogs are adorable idiots, they see a car they chase after that shit they don't know any better, you put one in a burning building it wont know what to do! But humans can figure shit out, if I made it all the way into the burning building to grab the dog and get out, then there is a safe line of exit for them too. (Edit: Shit, you posted a modifier before I left my comment, ah well, broken legs or not I'm getting my damn dog anyways.)
Also my dog has fur, know how flammable fur is? Like.. a lot flammable.
So I'm going to vote for the dog, but the girl is a close second.
Why would I run into a burning building? When did I get a dog!? Why do I own a dog when I'm allergic!? WHY IS MY DOG IN A BURNING BUILDING!? IS IT MY HOUSE!? If so, why are there two people who I can only describe by their genders, thus obviously strangers to me, in my house!?
There are more questions than answers.
@gunslingerpanda: why do humans and dogs exist in the first place.SO MANY QUESTIONS!
Am I the only person under the impression that these are children we are dealing with?
Anyway I don't run into situations where my own safety is questionable, much less that its my responsibility to take care of others. Not willingly anyway. If the fire department can't take care of it, the morning news will be of tragedy. =(
Why would I run into a burning building? When did I get a dog!? Why do I own a dog when I'm allergic!? WHY IS MY DOG IN A BURNING BUILDING!? IS IT MY HOUSE!? If so, why are there two people who I can only describe by their genders, thus obviously strangers to me, in my house!?
There are more questions than answers.
That's what I was thinking. Minus the alergic part.
Seriously need more info, as it is I can answer anything and since I can ascribe any attributes I want I can justify it no matter what I do. Example.
it is 1910, the boy is a young Hitler so I leave him to die, the girl is already dead from smoke inhalation so no point saving her, so I save my dog. The end.
Can I keep the dog?
Edit: Oh, it's my dog? Fuck yeah I'm gonna save my dog. She saved my life once (not kidding here)
I sit down and try to have a discussion weighing the various merits of rescuing each one until the building collapses and kills us all.
Dogs are usually capable of saving themselves. If this dog can't then fuck that dog. He/she's a shitty dumb dog.
I like girls more than boys and I'm a cat person so, sorry, Dog.
But what if it was Catdog, and Cat was crushed on the other side of a beam so you couldn't see him? You just killed Catdog. Are you proud of yourself?
Am I the only person under the impression that these are children we are dealing with?
Well my post takes a really creepy turn really fast if that's what everyone else was assuming, euhg.
Can I keep the dog?
Edit: Oh, it's my dog? Fuck yeah I'm gonna save my dog. She saved my life once (not kidding here)
That sounds like a story worth hearing about!
My dog even if it's just a regular ass dog. I couldn't choose one child's life over the other...so, honestly, fuck both of 'em because I'll still have my dog afterwards. I say this with the utmost seriousness.
Why would I run into a burning building? When did I get a dog!? Why do I own a dog when I'm allergic!? WHY IS MY DOG IN A BURNING BUILDING!? IS IT MY HOUSE!? If so, why are there two people who I can only describe by their genders, thus obviously strangers to me, in my house!?
There are more questions than answers.
This, more than anything.
Who are you people?! Did they set my house on fire?! Why did they set my house on fire?!?!
Can I keep the dog?
Edit: Oh, it's my dog? Fuck yeah I'm gonna save my dog. She saved my life once (not kidding here)
That sounds like a story worth hearing about!
It's not that special I think. I was five years old and fell into a river. And my dog came after me and helped me out. It's probably debatable how much she actually helped me since she was not the biggest dog in the world (although it helped to calm me downt and not panicking seems rather important in such a situation) but the fact alone that she came after me and tried to help me is enough for me. Fuck that boy, he is probably an asshole if he just sits around in a burning building, waiting for me to run in and rescue him. Did he jumo into an icecold river to save me? No? WELL BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! Dogs on the other hand can't be assholes. They are loveable and cute.
In all seriousness though: Don't run into burning buildings people. Chances are you become just another person for the firemen to rescue.
I would within seconds detect which of the two children I think has a better personality or brain by talking to them, and save him/her, leaving the bratty one behind.
I know it sounds terrible but the whole premise of this question is terrible.
My dog, I couldn't stand the look of betrayal in her eyes saying "You chose this strange boy/girl over me, your loyal pet?"
it's only fun to troll in these threads when everyone else isn't trying to troll too. shame on all of you.
I like girls more than boys and I'm a cat person so, sorry, Dog.
But what if it was Catdog, and Cat was crushed on the other side of a beam so you couldn't see him? You just killed Catdog. Are you proud of yourself?
I don't know what or who this Catdog is. But you know what? Yes, I am. Sounds like a freak of nature.
I don't know what or who this Catdog is.
You are a horrible person.
I picked the last one because there isn't enough information to pick:
Are any of them severely injured?
How big are they related to each other? Can I pick all of them up? Can I pick any of them up?
How much energy do I have left after running into the burning building?
Can any of them follow me?
What kind of escape routes are there?
How much time do I have (how bad is the fire and the smoke)? Do I have enough time to move them in groups?
Can I get any more help?
Would the situation be improved if I broke down a door or a wall or a window?
Am I injured?
How did I get in? Is there and alternative way out?
Where the hell am I?
Did I send for help before going in? (e.g. telling someone else to get help or call the authorities myself)?
What kind of building is it? Is it a Flat, a detached house, semi-detached, terrace, business-owned?
Where is the building? Are we talking about a suburb or the middle of a City?
IS the fire limited to just this house?
Are there any others panicking?
I need more information!
Save both kids or die trying.
This. 911 first. If I find myself brave enough to attempt the daring rescue. I'd attempt to carry one kid over the back (fireman carry style), the other in my arms. Get them both out or die trying. My dog would die and I would regret it for the rest of my life. As I make my way out of the building, the guilt would set in; tears rolling down my face evaporating on my cheeks against a sea of flames.
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