You were just bitten by a zombie. What do you do?

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#1  Edited By foggel
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#2  Edited By foggel

I think I'd just see how it is now that it's done.

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#3  Edited By zeforgotten

Scream really loud because that's gotta hurt like hell. 
Then I would just go with it and if I end up biting anyone I care about then meh, what would I care, I'm a zombie. 

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#4  Edited By fudge91

C. Get Zombrex

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#5  Edited By fetchfox

D. Cut of the infected part. I like that version.

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#6  Edited By ShaggE

Ask somebody if I can borrow money, and tell them I'll pay them back in a week.

Hehe... sucker...

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#7  Edited By TEHMAXXORZ

Either way, I'm pretty much dead... So, B.

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#8  Edited By doobie

apply for a job at ASDA

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#9  Edited By Jayesslee

@Fudge91 said:

C. Get Zombrex

Seconded.

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#10  Edited By theslothking

I'll be come the Blade of zombies and humans.

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#11  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

B.

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#12  Edited By PhilipDuck

Just rock the new look, like a Lord!

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#13  Edited By DallasTheGamer

I'd just say: "That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me!?"

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#14  Edited By Quarters

Kill myself. No way I'm letting myself become a threat to others.

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#15  Edited By Philantrophy

Would I still be me in zombie form?

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#16  Edited By Yummylee

@DallasTheGamer said:

I'd just say: "That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me!?"

You don't happen to drive a petroleum lorry do you?

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#17  Edited By 49th

It's your duty to humanity to kill yourself before you become a zombie.

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#18  Edited By Lunar_Aura

Ummm.... uhhhh... eeeeh... .auuuughhhh AAAUUUGGHHHH

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#19  Edited By ShockD

Sounds cool to me. I'll remain.

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#20  Edited By DallasTheGamer

@Yummylee said:

@DallasTheGamer said:

I'd just say: "That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me!?"

You don't happen to drive a petroleum lorry do you?

Yeah, how'd you know? :P

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#21  Edited By Yummylee

@DallasTheGamer said:

@Yummylee said:

@DallasTheGamer said:

I'd just say: "That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me!?"

You don't happen to drive a petroleum lorry do you?

Yeah, how'd you know? :P

I know because I've played more than enough RE2 to have pretty much every piece of dialogue memorised X)

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#22  Edited By sweep  Moderator

TOO MANY VARIABLES

If you are with a group you are trying to protect, use your redundant life to help keep them safe either by:

  1. using yourself as bait
  2. attempting dangerous scout/scavenger missions to bring them supplies
  3. killing as many zombies as you can

If you are by yourself and have nobody left to protect then yeah, shoot yourself in the head. If you don't have a gun then get creative.

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#23  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

@doobie said:

apply for a job at ASDA

As an Asda employee, I should be offended, but all I can do is laugh.

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#24  Edited By foggel
@Sweep said:

TOO MANY VARIABLES

If you are with a group you are trying to protect, use your redundant life to help keep them safe either by:

  1. using yourself as bait
  2. attempting dangerous scout/scavenger missions to bring them supplies
  3. killing as many zombies as you can

If you are by yourself and have nobody left to protect then yeah, shoot yourself in the head. If you don't have a gun then get creative.

Yeah, uh, that was totally my intentions. Not being egocentric at all!
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#25  Edited By Clean

Get naked and be a naked zombie, duh!

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#26  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Gun in mouth, which is incidentally the same thing I'd do if I became an Asda employee.

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#27  Edited By aspaceinvader

Watch the film Colin as it is a guide to zombie good times

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#29  Edited By InternetCrab

Be like John Marston in Undead Nightmare. Walk around as a zombie in public harmless, totally awesome.

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#30  Edited By natetodamax

Kill myself. Being bitten means defeat, but I won't let them take me!

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#31  Edited By Video_Game_King

@DallasTheGamer said:

I'd just say: "That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me!?"

Same here.

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#32  Edited By zyn

B. dude! Don't give trouble to other people.

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#33  Edited By Icemo

Of course I would cut off that limb that got bitten. If I was bitten elsewhere, I would just try to hang on as long as I could before ending my heroic tale with a shotgun.

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#34  Edited By penguindust

When in Rome...

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#35  Edited By hockeymask27

Scratch my itch with a bullet to the head.

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#36  Edited By Bourbon_Warrior

What if a old man that just took viagra became a zombie, would he have a eternal boner?

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B, because I'm social.

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#38  Edited By AngelN7

Where's the option for "I'd cover my wound and go into the normal people camp to do zombie cliche #7"

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#39  Edited By falserelic

I rather kill myself while I still can. I can't see myself turning into a flesh eating asshole. Unless there's some type of anti-virus.

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@49th said:

It's your duty to humanity to kill yourself before you become a zombie.

Uhhh, no it isn't. I would gladly become a zombie.

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#41  Edited By stonyman65

I think I would want to stay around for as long as I can until things start getting bad. Then it's me and mr. .45

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#42  Edited By Deusx

I would go to the mall, thats where the party´s at.

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#43  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

Zombie sex?

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#44  Edited By Whampire

I question whether or not I would even notice the change.

...so I'll pick B.

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#45  Edited By N7

Change my name to Itchy Tasty and pretend to be Garret from Mega64.

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#46  Edited By Twiggy199

@doobie said:

apply for a job at ASDA

I nearly pissed myself...

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#47  Edited By jakob187

I picked B, but in actuality, I would have one of my friends do the deed. I find suicide to be morally abhorrent and absolutely unforgivable, but if I'm already infected with the zombie virus, I couldn't consider a friend blowing my brains out to be murder.

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#48  Edited By AlexanderSheen

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Zombie sex?

Okay, tell me more.

No wait! Tell me more when I'm actually a zombie.

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#49  Edited By gamefreak9

Anything to survive... who knows maybe a cure might come up... but if I blow my brains out that won't help.

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#50  Edited By Sooperspy

Blow my fucking brains out.