1. Empire
2. New Hope
3. TLJ
These 3 are the great ones for me. New Hope changed the movie business forever, and it is really really good at capturing wonder and hinting at a large galaxy. Empire is the best sequel of all time. It plays with expectations and stakes, noone ends that movie where you expect them to at the start.
I have immediately fallen for TLJ for much the same reasons: It plays with expectations and stakes in the modern blockbuster era. Where TFA is a remix of Star Wars, TLJ is a deconstruction. TLJ has some demerits where it is a bit too goofy (BB8 in the AT-ST) and too on the nose (The Capitalism Is Bad planet) , but on the overall I enjoyed it greatly.
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4. TFA
5. RoJ
The two good movies with significant flaws. RoJ is the point where Lucas starts believing his own hype way too much, and thinking he's making movies For The Kids. The results is 40 minutes of ewok shenanigans. Watch this movie with someone who has never seen Star Wars, and they'll bounce of it incredibly hard (I've seen this happen twice, and it's both funny and sad). It's a real shame, because the Luke/Vader/Emperor storyline is really strong.
TFA is a good reboot, remixing old elements and introducing a strong new cast. However it gets too referential at the end (Star Killer base is Death Star pt3), it suffers a bit too much from the JJ Abrams rollercoaster (where if you start to even think a tiny bit about what's going on large chunks fall apart). I'd rate it close to RoJ but they're hard to compare.
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6. Rogue One
The one middling movie. I never felt engaged with 90% of its cast. They felt very one dimensional. I greatly disliked Forest Whitaker. I knew everyone was going to die on the ground battle and was sort of sitting there waiting for it to happen. I liked Jyn and the events inside the tower, the view of life inside the empire, and the space battle at the end. Nothing was truely terrible, but a lot of it was unexciting.
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7. Attack of the Clones
8. Phantom Menace
9. Revenge of the Sith
It's hard to rank these, because they are all bad in the same way, and bad in different ways. All their plots rely solely on the good guys being bumbling fools who know nothing, investigate nothing, do nothing but react too late. All suffer greatly from Green Screen acting, being Made For The Kids, and badly aged CGI. All of them seem to be one of the richest man in the world complaining about how Politics Are Bad and be designed in large parts around merchandising.
Attack of the Clones is ridiculous in its plot and has the terrible (conceived a year after principal filming had ended) factory scene, the big arena scene which doesn't make sense, and an infamously bad onscreen romance. Anakin is a mopey teenager. Count Dooku is a charismatic villian even if he only appears right at the end. But it also has Obi Wan actually investigating a little bit (even if the jedi forget anything he says instantly), all 3 leads have some agency, and at the time the yoda fight was well received. Palpatine is at his best here, a believable manipulator.
Phantom Menace has a racially charged bumbling fool at the center of the movie (Jar Jar is probably in more scenes than anyone else? He's certainly at every major event). The fool learns nothing and everyone hates him, but he bumbles an enemy army into submission so he gets made a general (later he votes to destroy the republic because they made him a senator too). The jedi are absolute assholes not returning for Anakins mother but instead go party on Naboo. It spends a lot of time having Jedi say Anakin is afraid, but never actually shown.
Revenge of the Sith is partially adjusting for all the criticisms of the first two (less goofy shit), but I feel it falls apart, badly. Padme has only 2 scenes outside her own room I believe, and only talks to Anakin except when Obi Wan shows up at the end. The fall of Anakin is sudden and nonsensical, and he immediately forgets why he does it. He is willing to kill children to save his wife, and then immediately hurts her so bad she dies shortly after (of a Broken Heart, thanks for the subtlety George). The final fight is nonsensical swinging lightsabers somewhat in close proximity until the infamous "I have the high ground" , followed by the Nooooo that lives on as a meme forever. The Yoda - Emperor fight is robbed of all tension because you know it exists solely to end in them getting split up somehow, and it indeed adds nothing and changes nothing. The Jedi get cut down like bitches (The one heroic death is George having his own son faninsert himself), and once again react really dumb to Anakin telling him Palpatine is a Sith Lord by ... not calling in yoda?
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