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Edited By sweep  Moderator

The ZOMBIES APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!

Bring Friends!!


According to Hamz, the zombie apocalypse could take place ANY SECOND NOW and everyone should already have prepared a zombie survival team of 3 comrades. This sounds logical to me....

 Which 3 Giantbomb users would you pick to join your Zombie Survival team, and why?


Mine:
  1. RYAN DAVIS - Because he has rage issues.
  2. MB - Because he has a cynical resilience which I both admire and fear.
  3. SUPERMOOSEMAN - Because If I don't protect him he is going to get chomped by teh zombees!
NOW U GO!!
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#1  Edited By sweep  Moderator

The ZOMBIES APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!

Bring Friends!!


According to Hamz, the zombie apocalypse could take place ANY SECOND NOW and everyone should already have prepared a zombie survival team of 3 comrades. This sounds logical to me....

 Which 3 Giantbomb users would you pick to join your Zombie Survival team, and why?


Mine:
  1. RYAN DAVIS - Because he has rage issues.
  2. MB - Because he has a cynical resilience which I both admire and fear.
  3. SUPERMOOSEMAN - Because If I don't protect him he is going to get chomped by teh zombees!
NOW U GO!!
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#2  Edited By Hamz

So glad you made this Sir, it was like my best idea ever in the IRC channel...

Mine:

  • Sean Coonce - This guy oozes positive vibes and thats something i'd like during a zombie apocalypse, positive attitudes.
  • Disgaeamad - He will piledrive bitches left and right, a dark horse with a hidden temper i think.
  • TheBeast - A very clever and calm person, with his smart mind and calm nature he would help our group stay focused and organised.
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#3  Edited By Jensonb

Friend of the Show Kevin - He's a badass and likable, much like Francis
Disgaeamad - Disgaeamad is so tough, he has a third fist under his beard
Brukaoru - Token female survivor

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#4  Edited By Virago

1. Sweep - Used to killing zombies. If nothing else, his accent will keep me in good cheer*

2. Rowr - He's australian, and therefore used to all kinds of craziness,
3. MB - Doesn't matter if you're alive or dead, one bad look from MB and you pee your pants.

*also this --> " zerocast is right, becus sweep & virago would produce more team members" 
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#5  Edited By Johnny5

Anyone but Brad, it seems hes not very good with a gun lol

Also Sean Coonce idea is the funniest thing ever and so true. "YO BRO ITS JUST SOME ZOMBIES LETS GO WOOOO"

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#6  Edited By kush

Levio91
SmugDarkLoser
Black_Rose

...The only reason I chose them is because I can use them as bait and laugh as they die.

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#7  Edited By Hamz
Kush said:
"Levio91
SmugDarkLoser
Black_Rose

...The only reason I chose them is because I can use them as bait and laugh as they die."
So cruel yet so very clever, what you really need is a fat or "chubby" person to slow the team down, shoot them in the leg and leave them to distract the pursuing horde of zombies!
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#8  Edited By Virago
Kush said:
"Levio91
SmugDarkLoser
Black_Rose

...The only reason I chose them is because I can use them as bait and laugh as they die."
bahahahahaha
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#9  Edited By Johnny5
Hamz said:
"Kush said:
"Levio91
SmugDarkLoser
Black_Rose

...The only reason I chose them is because I can use them as bait and laugh as they die."
So cruel yet so very clever, what you really need is a fat or "chubby" person to slow the team down, shoot them in the leg and leave them to distract the pursuing horde of zombies!"
Hey hamz dont steal my idea! >:(
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#10  Edited By kush
Hamz said:
"Kush said:
"Levio91
SmugDarkLoser
Black_Rose

...The only reason I chose them is because I can use them as bait and laugh as they die."
So cruel yet so very clever, what you really need is a fat or "chubby" person to slow the team down, shoot them in the leg and leave them to distract the pursuing horde of zombies!"
I would have added a chubby kid, but I'm not sure I know any specifically chubby kids on here (though SDL could fit the profile; never seen a pic). It would also bring me much pleasure to watch Solid_SnakeXx come back from the dead to kill them as well. :)
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#12  Edited By sweep  Moderator
Claude said:
"MasterSplinter: He's a ninja."
Ninjas + Zombies = The best film ever made. Ever.
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#13  Edited By citizenkane
TheBeast - great organizer and planner, which is always needed for survival
Vinny Caravella - a techie is also always needed
Ryan Davis - the fighter.  Can't you just see him mowing down zombies with a combat shotgun and chainsaw, preferably while wearing an eyepatch.
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#14  Edited By RandomHero666

ZombieHunter - Obvious Reasons
PleasureIzMine - For Teh Lulz
Jolly Lolly - Takes Shit From No One, And Single Handedly Destroyed LURB.

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#15  Edited By John

I'l take:

1- A fat dude: so if the zombies do catch us, they will have something to chew on for some time.
2- A badass dude: some like Jack Bauer, you know, the person that will make those zombies our bitches.
3- A hot, 20-30 year women: If we are trapped, with no chance of escape. Then I can haz some fun.

If any of you fine people meet those requirements, please drop an email when the event happens. If you happen to match with the 3rd slot (aka the chick), you may drop an email right now. No time to waste, yo.

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#16  Edited By Oni

Sweep - Gears of War 2's Wingman proved me and Sweep are a pretty good team. He's got my back!
Brad - voice of reason, redshirt who dies first, etc.
Virago - Token female survivor :p

I'd get Left 4 Dead but I am way too busy playing WoW, the new expansion has blown my socks clean off, sirs and ladies.

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#17  Edited By jakob187

Levio91 - because I'll need bait to throw to the zombies to get away at some point

....and other than that, I wouldn't take any of you fools, because you might just throw me to the damned zombies!!!

That's why me, my buddy Matt, and my roommate Megan would be goin' around together.  We'd survive the zombie apocalypse without breaking a fucking sweat.

I mean, hell...me and Matt alone make sure people don't get past the first 10% of a map on Versus mode!!!
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#18  Edited By RenegadeSaint
Claude:  He's clearly already some kind of zombie and may be able to strike us some kind of deal.
DBoy:  He's Canadian.
Sweep:  You would use your extensive catalog of video game articles to show them that they are acting like stereotypes and need to break from the mold.
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#19  Edited By MasterSplinter
coonce: he will develop code to end the apocalypse
Claude: someone I can trust to help me fend off the undead while coonce works on the code
MattBodega: if we fail, Bodega will enthusiastically chat the zombies into oblivion
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#20  Edited By jakob187
Oni said:
"Sweep - Gears of War 2's Wingman proved me and Sweep are a pretty good team. He's got my back!
Brad - voice of reason, redshirt who dies first, etc.
Virago - Token female survivor :p

I'd get Left 4 Dead but I am way too busy playing WoW, the new expansion has blown my socks clean off, sirs and ladies."
Lich King < Left 4 Dead
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#21  Edited By WallacetheGreat
Rowr: his skills with a boomerang would be invaluable.
Pleasureizmine: the zombie horde will kneel to his lulz.
Sweep+booze: because a drunk Sweep>sober Sweep.
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#22  Edited By tekmojo
Kush said:
"Levio91
SmugDarkLoser
Black_Rose

...The only reason I chose them is because I can use them as bait and laugh as they die."
post of the week
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#23  Edited By danielkempster
Sweep
I can't think of anybody on Giant Bomb who knows more about zombies than the mighty Sweep. His extensive knowledge of all things, as illustrated in his well-written blogs, will prove indispensible.

SuperMooseman
I choose Moose because he loves me. While this might not seem important, it means he would never leave me behind if I ran into a tight spot with the zombies. He could also try to hustle them using techniques picked up from hours of watching The Real Hustle.

Disgaeamad

Because if things get really hairy, we'll need somebody who can piledrive a bitch...
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#24  Edited By Black_Rose
Jayge: He would troll the Zombies to death.

Brukaoru:
Total Badass chick.

Drunk Hamz: I'd enjoy watching him die.
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#25  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

Not me Eh :P

judging by my name i should be on all lists >.< 
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#26  Edited By CreamyGoodness

1) Snide, i unno

2) Jeff

3) ZombieHunter, he seems good at the topic
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#28  Edited By MasturbatingBear

only someone I have been training with and I know i can trust to follow my orders with discipline. Why study under me? I studied the subject thoroughly in a book I got for christmas called The Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks. He taught me all I need to know so I got your back.

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#29  Edited By BoG

MettBodega - First, he's talkative, and in Zombie apocalypse, I hate it when people don't talk/have a mic. He also seems really alert, as shown by his ability to take pictures of Baxter in rapid succession.

Demilich - Played TF2 with him once, he's a good shot, and he's got a sense of humor.
GiantKitty - He seems to have a good head on his shoulders, knows his way around, and would be a good part of the team.

We survive zombie apocalypse.


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#30  Edited By sweep  Moderator
MettBodega - First, he's talkative, and in Zombie apocalypse, I hate it when people don't talk/have a mic. He also seems really alert, as shown by his ability to take pictures of Baxter in rapid succession.

Too true, people without Mic's are jerks = dead.
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#31  Edited By ThomasP

ZombieHunter for self-explanatory reasons.

Brad for sacrificial reasons.

Bru (the chosen one). She must be protected so that humanities survival is ensured.

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#32  Edited By thordain

00Sweep: What's better than having a secret agent on your team? Having 00Sweep on your team.
Hamz: The Scottish are too skilled in explosives to die against zombies. This guy must carry about 20 pipebombs to work as it is.
ZombieHunter: If I have to explain this one, someone is becoming a meat shield.

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#33  Edited By Rowr

Virago. Because shes like this chick who is on this list and stuff.

Sweep. Because he gave me a ride in his ferrari one time.

Johnny. Because he loves zombies.

Matt Bodega. Because he knows magic, true story.

I would run away i hate zombies.

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#34  Edited By Virago

HOT. thanks, rowr. that's awesome.

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#35  Edited By jakob187

Wait, are we talking about the ACTUAL zombie apocalypse or just the L4D zombie apocalypse?  lol

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#36  Edited By Red

I for one would just take people I hate because I would just submit to the zombies and become one myself: you can't beat zombies.

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#37  Edited By Balls

I'd pick all the chicks here. LoL. Girls are so hot.

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#38  Edited By Daniel_Newton
  • Brad: His voice would scare half the zombies away.
  • Vinny: The dude can do stuff that Old Snake can't, he has skillz.
  • jlrm01: He could simply crush the zombies with his GiantBomb points.
  • S1LENT ASSASS1N: The clue is in the name.
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#39  Edited By Arkthemaniac

jakob - I think he'd be good at saving his own ass, and hopefully I could use that to save myself.

MB - He'd bring good tunes and a good shot.
Levio - Token black guy to die before me.
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#40  Edited By Virago

I'd just drag toothpaste along, kick him in the nads, and leave him as bait.

and then matty b, sweep, and rowr and i would laugh in the sunset.
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#41  Edited By brukaoru
ThomasP said:
"Bru (the chosen one). She must be protected so that humanities survival is ensured."
O______________O WOAH WOAH woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!

Are you implying that I would have babies?! That would be a big "N" and a big "O" NO WAY! >__< Humanity is better off dead!
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#42  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
brukaoru said:
"ThomasP said:
"Bru (the chosen one). She must be protected so that humanities survival is ensured."
O______________O WOAH WOAH woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!

Are you implying that I would have babies?! That would be a big "N" and a big "O" NO WAY! >__< Humanity is better off dead!
"
Cmon are you saying you wouldn't throw your hat over the wall for humanity  :P 
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#43  Edited By Arkthemaniac
ZombieHunter said:
"brukaoru said:
"ThomasP said:
"Bru (the chosen one). She must be protected so that humanities survival is ensured."
O______________O WOAH WOAH woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!

Are you implying that I would have babies?! That would be a big "N" and a big "O" NO WAY! >__< Humanity is better off dead!
"
Cmon are you saying you wouldn't throw your hat over the wall for humanity  :P "
Nah, she'd have to fall asleep eventually.
*reads what he just wrote, leaves and slams his head against a wall repeatedly*
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#44  Edited By JackiJinx

Who needs a Zombie Survival Team when you can have a Zombie Survival Army? Ammirite?

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#45  Edited By DualReaver

I hate you all except BB.

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#46  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
Arkthemaniac said:
"ZombieHunter said:
"brukaoru said:
"ThomasP said:
"Bru (the chosen one). She must be protected so that humanities survival is ensured."
O______________O WOAH WOAH woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!

Are you implying that I would have babies?! That would be a big "N" and a big "O" NO WAY! >__< Humanity is better off dead!
"
Cmon are you saying you wouldn't throw your hat over the wall for humanity  :P "
Nah, she'd have to fall asleep eventually.
*reads what he just wrote, leaves and slams his head against a wall repeatedly*
"
whats with the head slamming ?
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#47  Edited By Arkthemaniac
JackiJinx said:
"Who needs a Zombie Survival Team when you can have a Zombie Survival Army? Ammirite?"
You're onto something.
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#48  Edited By JackiJinx
Arkthemaniac said:
"JackiJinx said:
"Who needs a Zombie Survival Team when you can have a Zombie Survival Army? Ammirite?"
You're onto something."
You up for it? Eh?
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#49  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
JackiJinx said:
"Arkthemaniac said:
"JackiJinx said:
"Who needs a Zombie Survival Team when you can have a Zombie Survival Army? Ammirite?"
You're onto something."
You up for it? Eh?"
i will be in the zombie killing Army 
Curing the infection 50 some odd bullets at a time :P
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#50  Edited By JackiJinx

Sweet. I'll get some rocket launchers and lemonade!