Your most embarrassing fecal incident

Honesty is required.

Once, during the 4th grade, as I was getting up to get off the bus (to go home) I felt like I had to cut one, I tried to sneak it... but something terrible happened., I shit myself. I bolted off of the bus and ran home. This became known as the bus debacle.

Most people have similar stories.

This thread is for you to share your fecal incident and set yourself free.

Hi

So...wow. I'll just go out and say diarrhea.

...jesus...weird ass topic?

Err actually I don't have a similar story.

You don't wanna hear mine, it's just sad

OK everyone, sure. Play it like that, I'm the only guy in the world that has shit himself. Let's be reasonable.

I shat myself in front of my teacher when I was 10.She smelt it good.

DO NOT WANT!

Wow, I've never shit myself... it's pretty easy not to, when you need to shit you sit over a toilet... works for me anyway.

"OK everyone, sure. Play it like that, I'm the only guy in the world that has shit himself. Let's be reasonable.


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Uh...interesting topic...(backs away slowly)

"I shat myself in front of my teacher when I was 10.She smelt it good.
"

HAHAHAHAHA....ok well one time when i was like...13-ish me and my two friends were playing outside and i had to go poo REALLY badly but at the same time i didnt want to leave my friends and miss any fun....so we were jumping down into a ditch to go into this random field behind his house and well....i pooped myself...a lot....and the funny part is that...HAHAHAHA i went back to his house alone and i told his mom i fell in some mud and i borrowed a pair of her sons pants and she touched all the POOP when she went to put it in the washer!!!!!!

LOL BEST TOPIC EVER.

"OK everyone, sure. Play it like that, I'm the only guy in the world that has shit himself. Let's be reasonable.


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I once stepped in some dog "doo doo" while bare foot. That wasn't fun.

"HAHAHAHAHA....ok well one time when i was like...13-ish me and my two friends were playing outside and i had to go poo REALLY badly but at the same time i didnt want to leave my friends and miss any fun....so we were jumping down into a ditch to go into this random field behind his house and well....i pooped myself...a lot....and the funny part is that...HAHAHAHA i went back to his house alone and i told his mom i fell in some mud and i borrowed a pair of her sons pants and she touched all the POOP when she went to put it in the washer!!!!!!"

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"OK everyone, sure. Play it like that, I'm the only guy in the world that has shit himself. Let's be reasonable.


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Well, lets be honest here. Isn't it a bit fucking weird that you come out and post a topic about one shittings incident? I'm starting to question if some people here are just sitting around just fucking posting up topics that come to their mind. Like shitting yourself, for instance.
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Well when i was 12 I accidentally shat myself during school. i was able to cooly tell the teacher i had to to to the bathroom and wipe the shit off of me

"I once stepped in some dog "doo doo" while bare foot. That wasn't fun.
"

Good thinking mr_korean, same happened to TC but he thought the best option was to smear it on his face.

Only because I fell asleep while I was scooping it out and your Mother tickled my cheek with a feather.

Hey, have you guys heard about the new Fecalities that will be introduced in the new Mk vs. Dc universe game?  

Yeah, they look pretty sweet.

I like the one where Sub Zero shits on you, freezes the shit, chips it away with a chisel, and then shits on you again.

Though i haven't done it i've always wondered how embarrassing it would be to crap someone else's pants...

And what kind of situation you'd have to be in to do so...

However that video of the girl getting the runs in the hot tub would be quite mortifying...

I still can't get a bead on whether or not that video's a fake.

And Holy Hell, I can think of a million situations where I could shit another person's pants. I'd like to do it just so when they ask "Jesus, did you just shit your pants?" I could say "Nope, I just shit your pants."

"Though i haven't done it i've always wondered how embarrassing it would be to crap someone else's pants...

And what kind of situation you'd have to be in to do so...

However that video of the girl getting the runs in the hot tub would be quite mortifying...
"

"Hey, have you guys heard about the new Fecalities that will be introduced in the new Mk vs. Dc universe game?   "

"Going to a washroom with no toilet paper at all = very bad idea.
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*Nibbles on himself in concentration and in agony remembering such happenings*
Pencil was 5 years old and his mother pencil took him into "McFroogals", which is now known as "Big LOTS"
Pencil got so excited his mother pencil was going to buy him the toy police car, pencil pooped his pants.
Pencil had power ranger underwear on so the poop stuck to his legs the whole ride home.
Pencil still remembers the feeling of fecal matter on his thighs.

I hope the Joker does another magic trick with you and gets you the Hell out of this thread.

....I knew I shouldn't have entered this thread.

"Apollo said:

"Though i haven't done it i've always wondered how embarrassing it would be to crap someone else's pants...

And what kind of situation you'd have to be in to do so...

However that video of the girl getting the runs in the hot tub would be quite mortifying...
"

I thought that was fake..."

"I still can't get a bead on whether or not that video's a fake.

And Holy Hell, I can think of a million situations where I could shit another person's pants. I'd like to do it just so when they ask "Jesus, did you just shit your pants?" I could say "Nope, I just shit your pants.""

I don't think I've had a bad fecal incident in living memory.

damn guys, you scare me

"I don't think I've had a bad fecal incident in living memory.
"

"Oriental_Jams said:

"I don't think I've had a bad fecal incident in living memory.
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How many do you think you have that you've repressed?
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One time I had this stomach virus thingy. I decided to go to sleep and woke up a few hours later with shat all over my pants. I stood up and the stuff seeped to the sheets of my bed.

Worst time of my life.

"One time I had this stomach virus thingy. I decided to go to sleep and woke up a few hours later with shat all over my pants. I stood up and the stuff seeped to the sheets of my bed.

Worst time of my life.
"

Unless he had full blown AIDS, it's a pretty tough sell to say you were too sick to stop sleeping in your own stagnant shit.

"Unless he had full blown AIDS, it's a pretty tough sell to say you were too sick to stop sleeping in your own stagnant shit."

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Unless he had full blown AIDS, it's a pretty tough sell to say you were too sick to stop sleeping in your own stagnant shit."

lol...i dunno...he was EXTREMELY sick and just didnt have the energy to get up...so he fell back to sleep"

"Just_Insane said:

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Unless he had full blown AIDS, it's a pretty tough sell to say you were too sick to stop sleeping in your own stagnant shit."

lol...i dunno...he was EXTREMELY sick and just didnt have the energy to get up...so he fell back to sleep"

Eww.Thats disgusting.
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Actually all of my fecal escapades have been entirely on purpose.

"Hirushubi said:

"Hey, have you guys heard about the new Fecalities that will be introduced in the new Mk vs. Dc universe game?   "

what?
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I haven't shat myself since I was a young kid, once my dad said "you poop here and wipe with this" I figured it out pretty quick.

I'm gonna have to say any and all fecal incidents are my most embarrassing.  Getting old is gonna suck.  EVEN DEPENDS CANNOT HOLD THE TORRENT OF BROWN SHAME.

If your Dad pointed to the couch and then the dog when he said that he could've really fucked your head up.