Found rave.dj. It's this thing that allows you to make mash-ups of songs by putting in youtube links.
It messes with pitch and tempo a little bit, but mostly what it seems to do is lay the songs on top of each other in a way that makes as much sense as whatever's under its hood can make. Thus most of what you can create with it is pretty unlistenable. But every once in a while you get something that works. And at least it's entertaining!
The ones I've made that aren't entirely unlistenable.
- Three 6 Mafia's "Fuck That Shit" and Radiohead's "No Surprises": https://rave.dj/9-lr7l3BI45wqg
- Waka Flocka's "Bang" and Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" (This one's admittedly stretching the definition of "listenable." But parts of it work quite well.): https://rave.dj/BW5KH1NbE3qbJg
- Lil Ronny MothaF's "Throw Dat Ass in a Circle" and NewSong's "The Christmas Shoes": https://rave.dj/0NAQH3hdu0xkmw
So, esteemed Giant Bomb community, I need to hear your works. Gimme your best. Gimme your worst. Gimme... whatever scale we should be using to judge whatever comes out of this thing. This is what we owe each other? I think?