LAAAAAZER SWOOOORD!
You're paired with a sword so important that it needs a name.
Zan-Driver.
It's a more correct version of "San-Driver" which was the name of a sword I thought up for an awful comic I wrote when I was 13.
Other possibilities would be "Weird Death" or "Sword of Strings".
ahahaha good name :)" I call it My Thrusting Manhood. Imagine hearing the words, "Prepare to feel the wrath of My Thrusting Manhood!" right before you die. There's a specific part of the afterlife where everybody just makes fun of you, and this gets you there. "
@SuperfluousMoniker said:
My laptop is Shelly, and my home computer is Suki. lol" Lucy. Inanimate objects should have female names. For instance, my computer is Jane, my old slow computer was Bessie. "
The name of my sword would be Darkness Hungers.
winner !!" Cutty McStabenslash. "
@JJOR64 said:
" The Sword of a Thousand Truths. "
I would deny it a name, rather leaving the people to decide. After years of conquest, my sword and I will become either famous or infamous depending on our actions, and through this shared history it will earn its name.
Vagina McDuphrey
No one takes a guy with a sword named Vagina seriously. Until they're dead of course. The McDuphrey gives it a police detective/Celtic vibe.
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