Hardcore Dave says...

This evening I opened up photoshop, started doing my daily design thing. Had a couple of T-Shirt ideas and was thinking about Giant Bomb when Hardcore Dave popped up in my browser (not of his own accord, of course). This was probably spurred on by the conversation Dave and Garry had on Thursday Night Tested, and the young_snide twitter account, and I thought it might be fun to put in things that Dave has said, either direct quotes or paraphrasing. So, people of Giant Bomb, what are some funny/stupid things Dave has said?

Want to make your own?

It's easy. Vager made a script where you can just type out whatever text you want, and MisterChief has made an easy to use form. Head on over to http://hardcoredave.com/, type what you want Dave to say and hit generate.

Whiskey Media will print a T-Shirt with the best 'Hardcore Dave says' quote, so what are you waiting for!? Details: https://twitter.com/#!/whiskeymedia/status/109016934099591169

If you need inspiration: http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&user=8493

new meme 
*thumbs up*

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

i approve of this meme

The last one kills me on the inside.

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Whatever Hardcore Dave says, I listen.

KOTOR is the death of the RPG? Screw that guy! I hope he gets glaucoma!

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

I might have to do that one quick. Garry nearly wet himself when he heard that.

So Hardcore Dave and Young Snide are synonymous now?

@EquitasInvictus: Well, he was young when the picture was taken. Just imagine that stern face sitting behind the keyboard typing those things.

@TheGreatGuero said:

KOTOR is the death of the RPG? Screw that guy! I hope he gets glaucoma!

Its terrible, i know, but lets not get hasty. I didn't know Dave was one of them.

It is Young Dave, not Hardcore Dave.

These are fantastic! If the right quote comes out, I'll have it the background on my computer.

Keep it up the great work, AlisterCat!

@JammyJesus said:

It is Young Dave, not Hardcore Dave.

Dave was young when he was hardcore, and hardcore when he was young. They are one and the same. I think they talked about this on the live stream.

@Dany said:

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Added that one to the bottom of my post, check it out.

@Dany said:

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Added that one to the bottom of my post, check it out.

Oh, that Dungeon Siege quote still gets me, definitely the best one of the lot.

@Gamer_152: young dave had a lot of wild opinions, but that one is pretty forceful. The KOTOR stuff is more controversial, but I see his point. Also, he still believes them.

I coded a little something where peeps can make their own images easily.

Just go here: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text= then type what ever you want at the end of the url and press enter. Example: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text="I'mma be a Super Star!"

If you want to right click save as, make sure the extension is .png not .php.

Throwing the url in an image tag works too:

Unfortunately, I haven't gotten the handle on centering the word wrapping, so it'll look weird if the text is longer then one line.

Edit: Fixed centering issue.

Edit: Forgot to say I love your posters.

@Vager:

It works!

I feel like I'm abusing the power that was given to me, probably should have listened to uncle Ben...

Love this

God I love your posters.

OH MY GOD. I APPROVE OF THIS WHOLE HEARTLY.
 
YAY!

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

Man, that fucking drawing is great.

Rest of thread is for people abusing this wonderful artwork. I feel like I'm spraypainting over the Mona Lisa.

greatest thread ever, today

These are amazing

I'd buy all those shirts.

I expect great things from this thread.

Actual quote from HERE

Fixed the centering problem!

God, that was the most math I've ever put into a script...

Put them on posters and I'd fucking decorate my room with those.

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

This is amazing.

Motivational poster:

This is a fucking goldmine!

 
Source: http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&user=8493&history=580

@Tsoglani said:

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

That was a quote Dave posted on a forum like 10+ years ago (I said ten, it's more like 6 or 7). It was copy pasted but from this thread not the direct source.

@Vagersaid:

I coded a little something where peeps can make their own images easily.

Just go here: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text= then type what ever you want at the end of the url and press enter. Example: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text="I'mma be a Super Star!"

If you want to right click save as, make sure the extension is .png not .php.

That is incredible. I'll add it to the first post.

This is from a live stream ages ago.... but also just a movie quote.

Put that on a t-shirt and I'll buy it

So Hardcore Dave and Young Snide are synonymous now?

@ShadowVirus: I'd say the middle one is hobo dave or fisherman dave.

a true gamer may play dungeon siege, but a true gamer would never like dungeon siege

"I knew a guy who was a Banana Man"

- From the Rocket Riot Quick Look

"Oh god..."

- From every quick look in which he is playing

"I'm ready to dance!"

- From the Just Dance quick look

"I'm sitting here in my automobile, and I have Cool Baby with me!"

- From the Whiskey Media Happy Hour when Dave plays GT5 while sitting in/on a BMW

"That's a rift in your soul."

- From the Mount&Blade: Warband quick look

"Fish don't have hands, but they can still swim."

- From Episode One of Star Trek Online: Set Phasers to Fun

GET TO IT!

@Atlas: Read the first post, you can make them yourself