Today a someone called me gay for straightening and blowdrying my hair, i dont think so, nor do i feel an action as mentioned above would mean you are gay. btw i am strait.
I need more context. What is the length and condition of your hair if you don't blow dry it? If you're blow drying to "Dry" your hair.. then yes.. very gay. If you're blow drying to straighten your hair so it doesn't look like a rat's hovel, then please continue making this world a better place by keeping it dry and controlled. If at any time we are discussing a mullet... keep keep'n it real.
Ok, I demand you re-engineer your poll. Blow drying is not gay if you're short on time and have to get your ass out the door without looking like a clown. Straightening on the other hand ... totally gay.
God damn it. There is no reason to stop doing something that you believe benefits you just because it makes a few people think you don't act in a way that is typical of the stereotype of your gender.
Here's a hint: Blowdrying your hair doesn't make you homosexual. Letting a woman wear a strap-on and plunge your holiest of holies does not make you homosexual. Hell, having homosexual sex doesn't necessarily make you homosexual.
" This is insane. Here's a hint: Blowdrying your hair doesn't make you homosexual. Letting a woman wear a strap-on and plunge your holiest of holies does not make you homosexual. Hell, having homosexual sex doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. "
That last one is kinda not true, unless you're some kind of prisoner or gay porn king who is just in it for the money. What other reason to you have to plunder another man's ass?
" This is insane. Here's a hint: Blowdrying your hair doesn't make you homosexual. Letting a woman wear a strap-on and plunge your holiest of holies does not make you homosexual. Hell, having homosexual sex doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. "
That last one is kinda not true, unless you're some kind of prisoner or gay porn king who is just in it for the money. What other reason to you have to plunder another man's ass? "
I was gonna post something clever, but then I read "Plunder" and started crying from laughter. YOU sir are a winner!
" This is insane. Here's a hint: Blowdrying your hair doesn't make you homosexual. Letting a woman wear a strap-on and plunge your holiest of holies does not make you homosexual. Hell, having homosexual sex doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. "
That last one is kinda not true, unless you're some kind of prisoner or gay porn king who is just in it for the money. What other reason to you have to plunder another man's ass? "
I was gonna post something clever but....lol....plunder. YOU sir win the internet.
I straighten my hair like every other day, use all kinds of hairsprays and gels and the style is essentially a woman's bob. If it's gay, who gives a fuck? Stop being a shithouse.
" This is insane. Here's a hint: Blowdrying your hair doesn't make you homosexual. Letting a woman wear a strap-on and plunge your holiest of holies does not make you homosexual. Hell, having homosexual sex doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. "
I don't understand why being hygenic or having style makes one gay or even metro. I don't blow dry my hair unless I'm short on time, but I do iron it, I have very thick hair and if I don't it looks goofy. Not that I really give a shit what some homophobic idiot might think, but I'm not gay.
@HatKing: So that's what makes you the hat king? I totally agree though nothing wrong with personal hygiene, in fact a lot more people should be doing the basics right. I fucking hate having to smell other people's BO on the bus it's so inconsiderate.
That said I also hate how all the cosmetics companies have tried to ride the cash cow with the 'men's grooming' revolution. Some of the ads they've put out really piss me off.
"That said I also hate how all the cosmetics companies have tried to ride the cash cow with the 'men's grooming' revolution. Some of the ads they've put out really piss me off. "
You hate how companies are capitalising on a new market because you don't like the adverts?
" ...are you having sex with men? If you are, that means you are gay. "
That's scientifically the only way you can prove that you're gay. Sex with someone of your same gender. Hair maintenance doesn't fall in that category.
If, when you're blowing your hair, you decide to stick another man's penis in your poopchute and ride it like a mechanical bull while ensuring that your balls touch, you are totally gay.
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